Milking  the extra 15 minutes of fame that being a co-star with Heidi Motag in a sex tape which will probably never ever see the light of day (but will be mentioned as often as possible by Spiedi) has bought her, ex Playboy play-mate and Hugh Hefner play-thing Karissa Shannon went to Millions of Milkshakes along with boyfriend Sam Jones III (who’s apparently out on bail in regards to his involvement with an Oxycontin ring) to create a signature shake.

Ugh.  I can only imagine what it must taste like.  Possible ingredients include Oxycontin, drug deals, sex-tapes, lube, the floor of a porn shoot, silicone, desperation, and famewhoring. 

Whatever you do, don’t swallow.

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