You’d think that after getting caught twice this summer already she’d learn to hide her stash better. 

Paris was a passenger in a vehicle in Vegas, which was pulled over due to a “smoke trail” just outside the Wynn Hotel where her boyfriend owns a nightclub.  The driver was charged with DUI, and when the police searched Paris, they found a “substance” that turned out to be cocaine when tested.

Uh-oh.

Getting busted in South Africa and France for a little bit of weed is one thing (easier to pay off people) but getting caught with coke in the notoriously anti-drug US is another.

No word how much of the drug was found on Paris, but after being booked she was released on her own recognizance.  Anyone else sense a stint in rehab as part of a plea bargain deal coming up?

Update – Paris’ latest addition to her collection of Mug shots (what are we at now, five?  Apparently, Paris is using the classic “The purse wasn’t mine” defense.

Bitch, please.

Meanwhile, Paris’ lawyer released this unintentionally hysterical statement to the media. ”Paris Hilton was released this morning on her own recognizance. This matter will be dealt with in the courts not in the media and I encourage people not to rush to judgment until all of the facts have been dealt with in a court of law. There will be no interviews and no more comments at this time.”

Not rush to judgement?  Where would the fun be in that? 

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