Paris is burning …

… She must be, now that the heat is on.  Puts on sunglasses – cue music.

Word out tonight that Paris Hilton is being charged with felony possession of a controlled substance (cocaine).   According to the police report, Paris asked if she could go to the washroom, the cops said no problem but asked to check her purse first which is when they discovered the coke.  Even better, Paris said she thought the coke was initally gum when asked about it.

In addition to the .08 grams of coke, which Paris is now saying was planted into the purse that she initially claimed wasn’t hers, the cops also found a broken tablet of Albuterol, an asthma medication and a package of rolling papers.

You just know Paris was probably planning on flushing everything down the sh*tter and wasn’t counting on the cops searching her bag.  As for her gun toting boyfriend, Cy Waits, he’s been charged with DUI and has been sacked from that Vegas nightclub he ran (not so much the owner as a manager it turns out).

If Paris is found guilty, she could face up to four years in prison.

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