Snooki has been put on the spot
Talk about an indecent proposal.
Jeff Mirranda, the famewhore who’s been dating the transsexual Oompa Loompa of Jersey Shore for all of four weeks, is proposing to her on the new cover of Steppin’ Out magazine.
Lest you wonder if Steppin’ Out is lowering it’s standards with this, previous cover subjects include Danielle Staub (Real Housewives of New Jersey) and embittered Jon Gosselin cast-off Haley Glassman, so that would be a “no”.
More details about Jeff Miranda’s past have also come to light. Apparently an ex girlfriend had to put a restraining order on him for threatening to kill her and choking her. In Jersey Shore parlance, that’s considered foreplay.
Jeff says that after Snooki “deals with the shock, I think she’ll say yes”.
Egads. If Snooki does say yes (she’s just crazy enough to consider it), could a Jersey Shore Wedding Special be in the works? Cue apocalypse.
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