Looks like The Donald was right after all.

Confirming speculation and rumour, CNN announced that Piers Morgan will be replacing semi-mummified geriatric sex symbol Larry King as the host of a as yet to be named show in the 9pm slot.

Since Larry’s show was called Live why not Livelier, since Piers is much younger?  No?  Ok, I’ll keep working on it.

Piers is probably best known for being a judge on America’s Got Talent and winning Celebrity Apprentice a few years ago.  In a statement, Piers says he’s “thrilled to be joining CNN” blah, blah, blah, “biggest and best TV news organization” blah, blah, ” passionate and relentless search for the truth” blah, “filling the legendary suspenders of the man I consider to be the greatest TV interviewer of them all”.

I hope Piers doesn’t fawn over his guests like that, it’ll cause rampant tooth decay and nausea.

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