Wow, that was fast.  Dina Lohan must have TMZ on speed dial.

After hearing that the judge called Jersey Shore’s Snooki a “rude, self indulgent, Lindsay Lohan wanna be”, (see below post for all the details) when sentencing the transsexual Oompa Loompa for being a drunken mess on a public beach earlier today, Dina issued a statement to the gossip site saying, “The family is very disappointed that a judge would say that in a court of law.”

Dina has a right to be miffed as that judge was totally off base.  Snooki is nothing like Lindsay.  She’s not blonde, way shorter (not to mention orange), and her employment prospects are much better.

Also: Did I call this one or what?

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