Posted by: Mr Peepers on: October 1 2010 • Categorized in: News
…Looks put out because of it.
Actually, Tyra was at a masked ball for French Vogue and concocted this look herself, happily Tweeting “So FRENCH VOGUE mask is sum cheap FISHNET stockings I got n crazy store n Paris! I cut em up n made it y’all. N did my ow hair n makeup.”
Posted by: Mr Peepers on: October 1 2010 • Categorized in: Gossip
Turning heads (and stomachs) since they first hooked up last winter, Eli and Peaches are now past tense.
Maybe it was the age difference, but far more likely, once the thrill of bumping uglies with each other finally wore off, Eli realized they just didn’t have that much in common, let alone much to talk about it.
Paris Hilton has depth compared to Peaches (Tweet below not withstanding). Just sayin’…
Posted by: Mr Peepers on: October 1 2010 • Categorized in: News
So much for her staying out of trouble (at least peripherally) while on probation.
While Paris plans yet another reality show that will focus on the “real” Paris Hilton, which I assume is a lot like the pretend one we keep seeing, she was the passenger in creepy, gun totting boyfriend Cy Waits’ car while he drove over a paparazzi on Monday night.
Apparently while leaving a West Hollywood club, their car got swarmed by paps, after a few minutes, Cy gave the universal sign for “get the hell out of the way, we’re about to start moving” unfortunately one of the paps was too slow and got hit. Pap goes down! Pap screams bloody blue murder! Pap calls cops! Pap sells story to tabloid!
Radar reports that after initially leaving the scene, Cy came back to take a breathalyzer and was issued a citation. He’ll be due in court later this month.
Invading alien Ships! Scary blue lights! Abductions! Giant Monsters! Eric Balfour???
Not sure what to make of Skyline. Actually yes I do, it was probably pitched as Independence Day meets War of The Worlds meets Cloverfield. Which is why almost everything in this trailer (except people being pulled up into the ships by the light if they look at it) somehow seems familiar.
Posted by: Mr Peepers on: September 29 2010 • Categorized in: News
Is anyone actually buying this relationship?
The only thing I can think Joe is asking Ash in this photo is something along the lines of “OMG, whoever does your hair is a genius!” or “When do I get to meet Taylor Lautner again?”
Posted by: Mr Peepers on: September 29 2010 • Categorized in: News
Does this mean she’s actually literate?
Snooki, the transsexual Oompa Loompa of Jersey Shore, will be releasing “her” first novel early next year. Tentatively titled A Shore Thing, the plot follows a young woman as she looks for love on the boardwalk. Fighting, drinking, and fist pumping ensues.
I’m just shocked that it’s not going to be a pop-up scratch and sniff on par with the likes of Go Dog Go.
In a press release, Snooki supposedly wrote, “I’m pumped to announce to my fans a project that I’ve been working on for some time. This book will have you falling in love at the shore. It’s A Shore Thing!”
Oh for the love of….
Do you think Snooki’s book will make it onto Oprah’s Book Club?
Posted by: Mr Peepers on: September 29 2010 • Categorized in: News
There’s a joke in here somewhere about the Bieb being already small enough to fit in your pocket or being “doll sized”, but that would be hitting below the belt (or the top of the Bieb’s head for anyone of average height).
Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
The Bieber dolls (lets call them Biebites) will be available this December, just in time for the holiday season. Each Biebite plays a different 30 second clip of one of the Bieb’s songs and is made of plastic, just like the actual one’s personality.
Resistance may be futile, but on the plus side, if you ever wanted to do unspeakable things to Justin Bieber without actually breaking any laws your time is nigh. So, yay?
Posted by: Mr Peepers on: September 29 2010 • Categorized in: News
Who? Alex O’Louglin
Where you might know him from:
The reboot of Hawaii Five-0, in which he plays Steve McGarrett. Originally from Australia (his native accent is yummy), Alex made a splash a couple of years ago in the series Moonlight, which was cancelled just before the whole Twilight/vampire thing happened.
That was followed by the medical drama Three Rivers, and starring alongside J-Lo in the DOA rom-com The Back-Up Plan this past spring (Alex was the only thing reason to watch).
No such worries with Hawaii-Five 0, as it seems to be doing quite well. It’s not hard to understand if you look at the following equation…
Hot locale + gratuitous shirtlessness = ratings gold.
To the surprise of no-one, the geriatric crooner and worlds most awkward dancer since Kate Gosselin was given his walking papers tonight in a clear cut case of self defense for that mess that was supposed to be a jive. It’s been downhill for Michael ever since he cut his hair.
In other DWTS news, turns out the audience was booing at the score given to Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough for their performance and not at Mama bear Sarah Palin (or at least that’s how it was edited to look/hear).
What makes this all the more interesting is that ABC went to the trouble of trying to clear up any question about it. Looks like someone at the network wants to keep the Palin clan happy. Do they know something we don’t?