Mr. Peepers Gossip

Looks like the celebrity feud between Project Runway’s Tim Gunn and Kim Kardashian that didn’t happen might kick into gear yet.  

To recap, last month the Kardahian’s debuted their new line with Bebe during New York Fashion Week.  Tim chimed in on his thoughts when asked if he supported them saying that he felt “the Kardashian’s have an absense of taste“. 

Hee!

Last week on the Joy Behar Show, instigator Joy got Tim going on about the subject again.  Tim called out the Kardashian look (skin tight, cleavage barring, rear enhancing outfits) as “cheap” and “tawdry“. 

While Tim admitted that their look may “have some sexiness to it“, he says he finds it “rather vulgar“.                                         

As for Kim herself, Tim Gunn told Joy, “She’s pretty, but she’s a poser.  I find that when she’s static and still, she has an attractiveness. I find that when she’s moving, it all goes away for me“.

Surprisingly, the Kardashian sisters have remained quiet about Tim’s opinions about them.  So far. 

Kim probably doesn’t really care anyway as she has a mini-empire to run, a reality TV show to famewhore for and Tweets to post.  La-la-la-la-la…

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Come to think of it, is there anything left walking/breathing that Butler hasn’t supposedly hooked up with at this point? 

 Hollywood Life is reporting that the Madonna and Gerard Butler were seen bumping and grinding away at some after Oscar party on the dance floor, so of course they’re totally doing it.  Then again, Bonnie Fuller and company also think dressing up a three year old girl in anything but gender specific clothing, accessories and hair styles will lead to “issues”, so two people of the opposite gender seen in each other’s company automatically = sex.

Whatever.

Madonna  and Gerry maybe back in his 300 or Dracula 2000 days, but now?  Highly unlikely.  The Big M likes ‘em young (Jesus) or smokin’ hot (Adam Senn).  Gerry doesn’t exactly fit the bill for either. 

As for Gerry’s seemly trimmer waistline on Oscar night, word is that’s in large part  due to Manx (Spanx for men).

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Why did ABC pick Kathy Ireland, an ex-model, Dancing With The Has-Beenscast-off, and entrepeneur, to interview celebs walking the Red Carpet just prior to the Academy Awards?

People have been asking if she was on something.  Kathy kept moving her arm for EMPHASIS! and even more annoying OV-ER A-NOUN-CI-AT-ING EV-ERY WORD.  I worked with somebody like that and you can’t take your eyes off their mouths when they speak.  Horrifyingly hypnotic.

It was cringe inducing, embarrassing and hysterically funny all at once.  Seriously, check out Morgan Freeman’s friend in the red dress, she looks like she’s about to crack up watching her. 

When Kathy interviews Zac Efron, her OV-ER EN-THUSI-ASTIC approach is even worse (or better, if this gives you the giggles).

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Sadness.

I remember the days (long since long gone) when a sex tape really was a scandal and not a desperate ploy of a famewhore trying to launch a career.  Kim Kardashian, take a bow for ruining it for everybody else.

Now comes word that Rozlyn Papa, The Bachelor contestant made famous by vying for Fly-boy Jake’s affections, only to get the heave-ho for having an inappropriate relationship with a producer, has an alledged sex-tape that’s now become available on line.

Yawn.

Apparently, Pornhub.com has a tape in which you see a woman going south on a fairly well endowed guy.  Well, if nothing else, at least Papa’s has her standards (allegedly).

Papa’s maintains she has “no knowledge ” of any sex tape.  How very Carrie Prejean of her.

How long do you think it’ll take before one surfaces featuring the woman Fly-boy Jake ended up picking, Vienna Girardi (Hailey Glassman Version 2.0)?  Cue the countdown!

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Apparently Lindsay (shown here attending John Galliano’s show) isn’t working for fashion house Ungaro anymore.

When finally asked about her absence from their Fashion Show in Paris earlier today by WWD, a spokesminion told them “She’s not involved in this collection“.

Does this mean she’s fired?  Her last collection was reviled, but actually ended up selling for some unfathomable reason.

As for her attending Paris Fashion Week if she’s not working, a scam and an excuse.  How much do you want to bet Lindsay’s been running around town trying to charge things to Ungaro’s account as their Creative Consultant again? 

Linds probably also needed to find a reason to be out of LA and NYC for all those Oscar parties she wouldn’t be invited to.

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Earlier this winter after the Golden Globes, pictures serviced of Jeremy Piven and January Jones were seen leaving a party together. 

Didn’t think I’d top that so soon afterwards, but last night at the post Oscar Vanity Fair party, celebutard Peaches Geldof (20) and actor/director Eli Roth (37) were seen together. 

Maybe she’s hoping to be cast in his next film?

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Not in time to pick up their Razzie Award.  Pity.  Showing a sense of humor about regarding their own celebrity status (which is fading and fading fast) would do wonders for the Jonas Brothers brand longevity.  With Kevin concentrating on being married, Nick concentrating on getting a solo career going, and Joe concentrating on catching footballs they simply don’t have the time.

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 As always, there were some cringe inducing moments during the Academy Awards.

The absolute best one (or worst depending on how you look at it), was when the documentary short Music For Prudence won. 

Producer Roger Ross Williams accepted the Oscarand began his acceptance speech only to be interrupted by a large woman wearing an ugly purple number and orange hair who pulled a Kanye West.

Turns out her name is Elinor Burkett, a co-producer who worked on the film, which she and Williams had been feuding over. 

According to Salon, she left over “creative differences” (meaning they hate each other).  Gee, can’t imagine why.  Needless to say, her sudden appearance on stage was neither planned nor appreciated by Williams, but unlike Kanye’s victim Taylor Swift, no second chances were given to him. 

Would have loved to see what happened after the pair were ushered off stage.

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Also cringe inducing?  George Clooney and the various bitch faces he was making all night.  What was up with that?  Is he fighting with that Italian piece he’s been keeping around?  Was he drunk?  High?  Totally over awards season?  Something seemed….off.

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Speaking of bitch-faces, Samuel L Jackson’s when Mo’Nique won for Precious was priceless.

Don’t know what that was about either, but I’m curious. 

Something tells me Mo’Nique is something of a polarizing person, you either love her or hate her, with very few people sitting on the fence.

Monique’s line during her acceptance speech ”About the performance, not about the politics” was about as disingenuous as you can get (it’s always about the performance and the politics).

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During James Taylor’s tribute to the departed, no mention was given to either Farrah Fawcett or Bea Arthur.  Twitter went off like a nest of angy hornets in response, with people voicing their dissaproval of their absense

Dear Adam Shankman, the Oscars is not a substitute for So You Think You Can Dance. 

That is all.

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The Academy Awards can still occasionaly surprise. 

Like when Neil Patrick Harris came out on stage instead of Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin and performed an opening number to kick off the 82nd Academy Awards.

(For one split second I thought he was doing it instead of Martin/Baldwin.)

After his stint at the Emmy’s, the question was why can’t he do the Academy Awards?  After last night the answer is there’s no reason he shouldn’t.

The lyrics of the opening number were hysterically bawdy as was the song’s title, “No one Wants To Do It Alone”. 

Expect a real push from both the industry and the public to have NPH host the 2011 awards ceremony next year.

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How much time do you think he spent on doing his hair for the Oscars tonight? 

I think this look was achieved with an egg beater and hair paste.  I’m all for the “artfully mussed” look myself, but there’s such a thing as overkill.

Shouldn’t be too hard on the kid though, apparently, he flooded his house when his pool overflowed and water started to seep inside.

Maybe that’s why his hair looks the way it does, between cleaning up the mess and getting a qoute from his insurance company about his deductable, Zac’s still in shock.

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