Well, I started all this with you so I might as well finish it to it’s conclusion., no?
According to E!, other has-beens, never weres, and also rans competing for the Mirrorball prize this season on Dancing for a Cheque With The Stars will be funny woman Margaret Cho, Jennifer (“No one puts Baby in the corner”) Grey, Rick Fox, Michael Bolton and Mrs Brady herself, Florence Henderson.
ABC is neither confirming or denying any of these people’s involvement in the show prior to their official announcement on Monday (in other words, bingo).
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Girls, if your going to deny something, use the standard “no comment” and leave it at that.
After rumours that there was a bun in the oven began to swirl around again after her performance last weekend in Brazil, Mariah took to her website late yesterday, having one of her minions key in for her, “I appreciate everyone’s well wishes. But I am very superstitious. When the time is right, everyone will know–even Cindi Berger.” (Berger is Mariah’s spokesminion).
Mariah’s servant/pet/husband, Nick Cannon, also played the denial (but-not-really) game on his radio show, saying, “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it time and time again — when my wife feels like talking about whatever she wants to talk about, you will hear it directly from her.”
Mimi apparently wears both the maternity clothes and the pants in the family.
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Yesterday a story broke that Glee’s Naya Rivera and her friends keyed and egged co-star Mark Salling’s car in retrobution for being a man-whore when she thought they were dating. (Mark’s previous dalliances include Audrina Patridge and Paris Hilton).
Anyway, after the gossip blogs (including yours truly) picked up on it and the tale made the rounds, Mark went to Radar saying that the story was lies, all lies! Even going so far as to claim he “dosen’t even own a Lexus” anymore.
Mark then posted the above photo to his Twitter, saying he and Naya are “the best of friends”. This probably has nothing (ahem) to do with the fact that the cast will be attending the Emmy Awards Sunday night and is expected to show a united front.
Ryan Murphy runs a tight ship.
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At the rate “insiders” keep spelling the beans to the tabloids, there won’t be anyone left for ABC to out as a contestant by August 30 when the official announcement is made.
US is saying that ex-Baywatcher, current reality show patriarch, and famous drunk person David Hasselhoff will be a competing alongside Kristie Ally (Cheers, Veronica’s Closet, Fat Actress) who’s participation is being reported by InTouch. According to them, Kirstie’s being paired with Maxsim Chmerkovskiry, who clearly drew the short straw for the fall season (I kid becuase I love).
The new season of Dancing For A Cheque (let’s be honest, that’s exactly what it is) starts September 20.
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What’s the title going to be, How To Pimp Out Your Kids For Fun and Profit?
Taking a cue from his ex-wife Kate who continues to write about her precious, precious little children while spending as little time with them as possible, Jon Gosselin is going to write about his parenting skills.
Apparently, they’re so exemplary, he’s teaming up with “leadership coach” Sylvia Lafair, who’s worked with Jon over the past year to write a book about his role in raising the eight meal tickets. An “insider” (Jon’s latest piece) tells Popeater that “Jon is still deciding what exactly the book will be about, but knows he wants to focus on his parenting skills” adding that interest in Jon from publishers is “huge”. Yeah, this insider is totally being shtupped by Jon, both literally and figuratively.
The article goes on to say that the book won’t cover Jon’s very public separation and divorce from Kate, his party lifestyle with various young skanky famewhores, or that huge tacky Ed Hardy-esque dragon tattoo he recently got on his back .
Sounds like it’ll be riveting if it ever gets published.
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Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
According to TMZ, the latest member of the buff young drama queen club is suing a company called McMahon’s RV because they promised him a $300 thousand custom RV by June 21st to use while he was filming the sure to be Oscar contender Abduction.
Unfortunately, the company only supplied Taylor with a regular RV (oh, the horror). He’s seeking an unspecified settlement for breach of contract, “emotional distress”, ”annoyance” because of it.
You know, if not getting the type of RV Taylor wanted caused him emotional distress, can’t wait to see what getting soundly mocked in the media over this lawsuit’s going to do.
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Looking for all the world like an over-stuffed sausage squeezed into something from the Mattel Princess Barbie collection, Mimi wobbled and warbled around on stage performing at the Barretos International Rodeo in Brazil over the weekend.
Girlfriend really needs to lay off the Ring-Dings or suck it up and go up a dress size or two (pregnant or not). She’s a sneeze away from a major wardrobe malfunction.
Word’s still floating around that Mimi continues to have her man-servant/employee/husband Nick Cannon try to secure her a gig as a judge on American Idol (as if producer Nigel Lythgoe would trade in one high maintenance diva for another). Then again, when did logic ever come into play with how Hollywood operates?
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Oh, hell to the no!
One day after announcing he was writing a tell-all about theirmaybe fake relationship, comes news via the harbingers of doom at TMZ that Spender Pratt is in negotiations with Vivid Entertainment to sell a sex tape featuring himself and his soon to be ex-wife, Heidi Montag.
No word when it was shot (pre or post plastic surgery over-kill) or what Heidi thinks of all this. Chances are this is just another ploy to get his name in the media (if so, well done), but if it’s for reals you just know that Spencer had Heidi sign some sort of release form.
I’m going to install an “unsee” function into my computer (now if only I could install one into my brain).
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Well, this is totally shocking (not really). J-Lo is as demanding an employer as she (allegedly) is an employee.
According to Life&Style (yeah, I know) Jenny from the block is seeking an assistant after the last one chewed through her restraints and escaped and the requirements are a real scream.
“The person has to be graceful under pressure, have a thick skin, and be resourceful in foreign countries, among others things. You’ll be expected to travel at a moment’s notice and must know how to adjust in each city. The job is 6 days a week, at least 12 hour days with one day off, but you may not get off for weeks. You’ll be on call 24/7 and you’ve got to be organized and always on point. You have to change diapers, work on little sleep and cook if the butler is away. You have to know when J. Lo has her snack time. She won’t say she’s hungry, you’re just expected to have food waiting.”
Sounds like a lovely working environment. So what is the salary for basically handing over your mind, body, and soul? $55 to $65 thousand dollars a year (or $17.36 per hour, assuming the lucky canidate hired gets the high end wage). Apparently, it’s considered a bonus at L&S that “you get to help” J-Lo dress for red carpet events and photo-shoots.
Snort.
No word if your expected to answer to “Peon”, watch J-Lo’s movies, listen to her music, and call her “beautiful” a set number of times per day.
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…If she hasn’t already.
The resident transexual Oompa Loompa of Jersey Shore kicked her last boyfriend to the curb for being a famewhore, yet it looks like history is repeating itself with her latest fling.
She’s now dating Jeff Miranda, a 24 year old Iraq war Vetran that she meet at Karma, one of the watering holes she and the other cast members go to get drunk and create mayham (all for the cameras, of course).
Apparently, Miranda has no interest whatsoever in being in front of the cameras (cough-bullsh*t-cough), having scored interviews with both Us and People, in which he told the later, ”If they offered me to be on the show over Nicole, I’d say no. I said, ’F*ck the cameras, let’s run away.’ I want people to stop hating. It’s not about fame, it’s about me being happy.”
Cue eye-roll.
Miranda fancies himself something of an aspiring actor, with a profile (since deleted) on GotCast.Com, a website devoted to helping people land bit parts in TV and film. Word is he auditioned for Jersey Shore back when producers were initally casting for the show, but didn’t make the cut.
This may have already run it’s course though. Word is Miranda hasn’t heard from Snooki since the weekend.
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