Summit Entertainment steps it up. 

If your a fan, rechoice!  Only 112 days to go!!  Better get in line to buy your tickets now (just in case).

Haters to the left.

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After having a staggering 10 “procedures” in one day and walking around LA looking like a puffy blow up fem-bot, Heidi Montag-Pratt has given her manager husband the heave ho, opting to be managed by a psychic named Aiden Chase from Malibu.

Speaking to People, Heidi said, “After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager.  Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.  No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career, I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried (it’s also very hard to type laughing).

An interesting choice of words there, considering that Heidi’s face really isn’t her face any more either. 

Guess she wasn’t happy with the 600 or so copies of her debut album Superficial sold, or her husbands reaction to her new and ”improved” look.

Heidi says she is excited for her future and the “bright successes” coming her way, having now “cleared out all the negative energy” in her life.

Let the countdown to an affair/separation/divorce begin!

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Sounds like someone’s starting to sweat over his lack of album sales and radio play of his music.

Chris Brown sent an audio message to his fanbase (what’s left of them) basically begging them to save his career.  “I ain’t never really did this but right now I need all of my fans help.  A lot of radio stations aren’t playing my records.  They are not being that supportive and I wouldn’t expect them to.  It’s on the fans and what you guys do in your power to bring me back.  That’s all I need is you guys and nothing else will do that except for the fans.  I can’t be an underground mixtape artist.  That’s where we are. I just want all my fans to help me. I love ya’ll. Peace.”

Last summer, the singer was convicted of assaulting his then girlfriend Rihanna in February of 2009.  Although Brown apologized for his behavior that night, he’s been widely criticized for his actions since, such as wearing a diamond pendent that said “opps!” shortly after the incident,  and recently appearing at a Jean Paul Gaultier boxing themed fashion show and being photographed with the designer who’d been made to look like he’d been beaten. 

Brown’s latest album Graffiti was released in December to lukewarm reception.

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Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Author, mother, Dancing with the Stars contestant and perpetual Drill Sergant Kate Gosselin had her highly reviled weave taken out to expose a shorter bob like ‘do yesterday in Manhattan.  

Not bad, but a little soccer mom/Anna Wintour-ish for my liking. 

Apparently, this is a temporary look for Kate.  Radar Online says she’s heading back into the salon later today to have new (hopefuly better looking) extentions put back in.

Word is Kate’s going for a new look for her Dancing for a Cheque gig.   Rock on, Kate.  Rock on.

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Betty White will host Saturday Night Live on May 8th in a show dedicated to Mother’s Day, showrunner Lorne Michaels confirms.

The 88 year old actress and comedienne got the gig in large part due to outpouring of support from fans that started on a Facebook drive after she appeared in a Snickers commercial during the Superbowl.

In addition to Betty White, SNL alumni Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Molly Shannon will also appear.

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Ever think to your self “Self, let’s play out a few Mad Men senarios” but were afraid to approach your friends over it?  (Everyone wants to be Joan.)

Men Barbie and Ken Dolls!  Only in this case it’s (from left to right) Joan, Roger, Don and Betty. 

 Play out various office politics, dramas and shenanigans including morning romps in the executive lounge, afternoon cocktails in Roger’s office, and of course, non-stop cigarette smoking courtesy of Lucky Strike.

The dolls are definatley not set at mid 1960’s prices ($75 each) and are aimed at collecters available this summer.

What on earth happened to Joan’s curves?  Mattel is going to get an earful over Barbie Joan’s lack of a va-va-voom figure, if a backlash hasn’t started already.

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Elinor Burkett, the pushy broad that looks like Madam Medusa from Disney’s The Rescuers, has been making the rounds in the media to defend her actions at the Academy Awards Sunday night.

Joy Behar, who seems determined to be a sh*t disturber (that’s my girl!), had Burkett on her show to explain herself.  Burkett says she had as much right to be on stage as Williams (she did get an Oscarfor the movie as well) and said her thought at the time was ”if I don’t make it to that stage within 3 seconds he’s not going to thank the band, he’s only going to talk about himself.”  

Burkett also told EW that both the Producers Guild and HBO certified her as a producer on the project, even though she removed herself from it due to a seething hatred creative differences with Roger Ross Williams.  Needless to say, he does not agree.

I’m just happy the whole thing happened.  Those WTF?! moments are few and far between in these award shows lately.  No wonder so many of the attendees rely on booze and other substances to keep things lively.

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Haters to the left…

Here we go again.  It started Oscar night with Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart presenting a montage of horror films.  Of course a shot of the pair as Bella and Jake was included in it as well.  New Moon may have been many things, but a horror film it was not (unless you count the acting of the leads). 

The first blockbuster of the summer?  The studio behind the franchise is counting on it.  Expect Summit Entertainment to pull no punches with their promotion of of Eclipse, which get’s released at the end of June. 

As for the trailer itself, at just 10 seconds, there’s not much to go on, although Taylor Lautner’s abs look a lot less pronounced in that shot then they normally do.  Thoughts?

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To recap, last month the Kardahian’s debuted their new line with Bebe during New York Fashion Week.  Tim chimed in on his thoughts when asked if he supported them saying that he felt “the Kardashian’s have an absense of taste“. 

Hee!

Last week on the Joy Behar Show, instigator Joy got Tim going on about the subject again.  Tim called out the Kardashian look (skin tight, cleavage barring, rear enhancing outfits) as “cheap” and “tawdry“. 

While Tim admitted that their look may “have some sexiness to it“, he says he finds it “rather vulgar“.                                         

As for Kim herself, Tim Gunn told Joy, “She’s pretty, but she’s a poser.  I find that when she’s static and still, she has an attractiveness. I find that when she’s moving, it all goes away for me“.

Surprisingly, the Kardashian sisters have remained quiet about Tim’s opinions about them.  So far. 

Kim probably doesn’t really care anyway as she has a mini-empire to run, a reality TV show to famewhore for and Tweets to post.  La-la-la-la-la…

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Come to think of it, is there anything left walking/breathing that Butler hasn’t supposedly hooked up with at this point? 

 Hollywood Life is reporting that the Madonna and Gerard Butler were seen bumping and grinding away at some after Oscar party on the dance floor, so of course they’re totally doing it.  Then again, Bonnie Fuller and company also think dressing up a three year old girl in anything but gender specific clothing, accessories and hair styles will lead to “issues”, so two people of the opposite gender seen in each other’s company automatically = sex.

Whatever.

Madonna  and Gerry maybe back in his 300 or Dracula 2000 days, but now?  Highly unlikely.  The Big M likes ‘em young (Jesus) or smokin’ hot (Adam Senn).  Gerry doesn’t exactly fit the bill for either. 

As for Gerry’s seemly trimmer waistline on Oscar night, word is that’s in large part  due to Manx (Spanx for men).

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