Here we have Amy Winehouse, otherwise known as Trainwreckious Maximus out on the town in London, rubbing it’s scent all over a door to a pub, thereby marking it’s territory.
If you ever come across the Trainwreckious Maximus, don’t make eye contact and back away slowly. Deprived of it’s favorite food, booze, it can be tempermental and quite volatile.
Guess Amy Winehouse’s latest stint in re-hab was just a quick over the weekend dry out and not a 28 day stint. I had no idea they did those. You just know there’s more to this than a short stint in rehab, but so far no one’s talking. Boo.
The pearl of Camden was seen out and about in London last night looking coherent and fresh as a daisy (for Amy) as she stepped out with boyfriend Reg Traviss.
Is it just me, or do her boobs look bigger now?
Once more into the breach, dear friends…
According to that bastion of journalistic integrity, UK style, The Sun (insert cut-eye) is claiming the pearl of Camden herself, Amy Winehouse, has gone back to rehab for the umpteenth time at the insistence of her new boyfriend Reg Traviss (Amy gave on again off again ex-husband Blake the heave-ho at some point over the past couple of months).
Apparently, Reg told Amy she needed to sober up or he was going to quit her ass. Since Amy is in lurrrrrrrrrve with Reg now, she checked herself in over the weekend to go through yet another round.
No word how this will affect Amy’s long awaited and oft delayed follow up album to Back In Black (as if that’s ever going to happen at this point).
Amy Winehouse is in the news again.
The former singer (face it, until Amy eventually releases new material, she’s now more famous for her antics) was admitted to a hospital over the weekend experiencing chest pains from her 32D breast implants.
This isn’t the first time her bodacious ta-tas have given her trouble. Back in November, she had to go for reconstructive surgery when one of the implants apparently sprung a leak about a month after getting them.
Word is Amy is waiting her hear from her doctors and may have to have her implants removed. You know it’s serious when Amy decides to forgoe partying and making a spectacle out of herself on the weekend.
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Place your bets on this actually happening. Or not.
Appearing in court over charges stemming from her physical attack on a theatre manager last month while she was drunk, Amy Winehouse (now identifying herself as Amy Civil), was fined and given a conditional discharge.
The condition?
She has to stay out of trouble for the next 24 months.
Pffffffffft. Good luck with that. The Judge told Amy and her lawyers if she acts up again she’ll be “hit hard and hit twice”. Oooooo forceful!
I’m giving her until June until she pulls some sort of f*ckery. Granted, it may not be on British soil, so I’m not sure if it’ll count against her or not. This is Amy’s third warning for assaulting people (how many times is it going to take before she gets it?) Good thing she’s a celebrity, otherwise she’d be doing hard time by now.
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Jersey Shore has become a hit, apparently to the point where people are taking fashion tips from the cast. As evidence, behold the latest photo of Amy Winehouse, clearly channeling her inner Snookie.
Plastic Surgery? Check!
Orange Skin? Check!
Tendency to fight with just about everyone? Check!
Result? Glamour!
MTV needs to get Amy on the second season of that show! Can you just imagine? Amy would fight with everyone in the house, probably clock Snookie in the face (at this point, it’s a given that Snookie gets a beatdown at least once a season) and then drink to the point that she’d mistake one of the guys for “her” Blake.
If this is what Amy Winehouse looked like the night before New Year’s Eve, I wonder what she looked like yesterday morning?
New year, new decade, but the more things change, the more they stay the same. Amy has been charged with assault over her antics at that play she attended several days ago, and is rumoured to be remarrying her ex. In between all that she, apparently has a new album coming out this year as well.
She’s back to her old self, right on schedule. Over the weekend Amy Winehouse apparently got back together with her ex, Blake. The other night, she made a complete ass of herself at the Q Awards in London. Coincidience? I think not.
First, there were the multiple wardrobe malfunctions with her outfit, as her boobs kept popping out all over the place. Ladies and Amy, if your going to go up a few sizes in the breast department, your wardrobe needs to follow suit. Just sayin’…
Next was her award presentation duties, which she was late for. Why anyone would entrust her with any sort of responsibility is beyond me, but I digress. Amy was supposed to hand over the award for “Most Inspirational Artist”, but was nowhere to be found when the time came, which means she probably shared whatever she was taking with whoever found her. As the show must go on, the organizers and host of the awards finally started the presentation without Amy, which resulted in her storming the stage in the middle of the winner’s acceptance speech, (how very Kanye West of her) then allegedly getting told off by her co-presenter. Her explanation to the Daily Mail afterwards, “What’s it to you, I was doing my hair. F&ck off.”
Looks like a collaboration with Robert Plant is now fully out of the question. Towards the end of his acceptance speech for his award for “Outstanding Contributions to Music”, she heckled him from the back of the auditorium.
Cue the countdown to the next intervention and rehab stint.
