Showing a modicum of common sense that she normally doesn’t display on Jersey Shore (yeah, yeah, it’s all in the editing), the transsexual Oompa Loompa has turned down possible stalker with rage issues and wanna be famewhore Jeff Mirranda’s marriage proposal, making sure we also know she’s single via her Twitter account.
Oooh. Burn.
So long Jeff, we hardly knew thee.
Looks like Liam Hemsworth, that hot Aussie piece of Miley Cyrus’ that she met last year while making the box office flop The Last Song decided that since she Can’t Be Tamed, he’d grant her her freedom as well as his in the process.
Gossip Cop is reporting that a friend of the actor (his equally hot older brother?) has confirmed that the actor is now single, while Miley’s spokesminion is remaining mum about the matter.
Poor Miley.
As for Liam, something tells me he won’t be without companionship (as it’s called in polite circles) for very long. Word is he’s already been seen out on the prowl and they’re predictably falling over themselves for him.
Nothing says “who f*cked who?” more than than wearing a slight smirk on the cover of People Magazine as a way to celebrate your $100 million dollar windfall from your philandering husband that you just divorced.
In an exclusive (that word certainly gets tossed around a lot) interview Elin Nordegren talks about the past nine months and what she’s been through. To summarize: Blah blah blah, “been through hell”, blah blah, “embarrassed” blah “stronger”. She forgot to mention $100 million or so richer, but that would have been crass.
No word if Elin’s planning on doing televised interviews (you just know Barbara Walters, Oprah and Larry King are all chomping at the bit), or if this is a one shot deal. Now we now why the settlement took so long. Tiger and his team proabably wanted a gag order in place like the one for Faithless Hussy, but Elin wanted the chance to turn the screws a little tell her side.
All it cost him was a rumoured $100 million in alimony and joint custody of the kids.
According to People, who received a joint statement via Elin Nordegren’s lawyer, the pair have finally finalized their divorce. In a nutshell, blah blah blah ”sad the marriage is over”, blah blah, “two wonderful children”, blah “amicable discussions”, blah.
So to all gold-digging, skanky hos, cocktail waitresses and porn stars out there, congrats! Tiger’s all yours for the taking if you still want him. Although something tells me the bloom will be off the rose a bit now that the potential blackmail factor has been taken out of the picture.
Yet again.
Apparently shlock (typo on purpose) rocker Marilyn Manson and actress Evan Rachel Wood (True Blood) have called it quits after getting engaged this past winter.
They spent the better part of 2009 apart but reconciled last December. He’s 41, she’s 22.
Sing it with me, We’re all part of, the dope show….
I’m back! Did you miss me? Enough pleasantries, Lets jump right in…
Looks like Danielle Staub (aka The Joker in bad drag, aka Prostitution Whore!) has been sh*t canned from The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
While rumours swirl around as to the whys, who’s, and hows of her departure, word is the other…. um…. ladies went to producers with an ultimatum, either Prostitution Whore! goes or they’d go.
That threat, combined with the increasingly shady details of Prostitution Whore!’s past coming to light and recent sex tape fiasco, probably sealed the decision for network execs (unless they plan on giving her her own spin-off show).
Stay tuned….
Marsha Revel, the no nonsense Judge that sentenced Lindsay to 90 days behind bars for probation violation (she gets an A for effort) and another 90 days in rehab immediately after, has removed herself from the case.
Apparently, a prosecutor alleges that the Judge had inappropriate contact with a rep from rehab center Morningside before being convinced to switching Lindsay’s treatment program to the UCLA Medical Center.
Before any legal motions could be filed, Revel removed herself from all future proceedings, handing the whole sordid mess over to Judge Elden Fox. You just know Dina Lohan is trying to figure out if this is worth celebrating or not.
One Judge’s loss is another one’s gain (I’ll let you decide which is which).
Looks like the reality of getting dumped by her record label and watching her latest rom-com tank at the theatres earlier this year still hasn’t sunk in just yet.
According to People, J-Lo apparently still thinks she’s living in the year 2000, when she could get away with being a diva. Apparently, Fox has given her the boot, with a source saying “her demands got out of hand”.
I’m dying to know what it was she wanted, aren’t you? Here’s hoping someone at FOX leaks J-Lo’s list of “must haves”, they should be good for a giggle or two.
No word who’s going to replace J-Lo (word is Steven Tyler is in, but so far that’s just an unsubstantiated rumour). Nigel Lythgoe, who’s returned to the fold to produce AI, is supposedly determined to get Paula Abdul back.
Stay tuned….
A couple of months after announcing that they were on a break, Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson have confirmed that the split is now permanent.
Rachel’s spokeminion bitchily told someone at US Magazine“Yes the engagement is off, therefore so is the wedding” when asked for clarification. Sounds like someone needs to switch to decaf.
Distance is being used as a convenient factor in the split (she’s based in LA, he’s based in T.O.), but this seems more like some sort of contract re-negotiation breakdown. This girl loves to shop, and she hasn’t really been in anything lately.
After almost 30 years looks like perenially chipper host Mary Hart is ready to move on after the upcoming season wraps.
The leggy host,who joined the show in ’82 when ET was pretty much the only kind of show of it’s kind on the air, says she originally only planned to stay for three years.
The show is almost unrecognizeable from it’s early days, when there where no famewhores on reality TV shows being branded as “celebrities” (when ET refered to Evan Marriot of Joe Millionaire fame as a “superstar” without irony, I knew the show had jumped the shark).
Rumour is Mary and her ET overlords couldn’t reach an agreement in contract negotiations, so she’s decided to pull an Oprah/Tyra take her collection of red carpet gowns and go elsewhere.
Billy Bush and Access Hollywood better watch their backs.
