Girls, if your going to deny something, use the standard “no comment” and leave it at that. 

After rumours that there was a bun in the oven began to swirl around again after her performance last weekend in Brazil, Mariah took to her website late yesterday, having one of her minions key in for her, “I appreciate everyone’s well wishes. But I am very superstitious.  When the time is right, everyone will know–even Cindi Berger.” (Berger is Mariah’s spokesminion).

Mariah’s servant/pet/husband, Nick Cannon, also played the denial (but-not-really) game on his radio show, saying, “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it time and time again — when my wife feels like talking about whatever she wants to talk about, you will hear it directly from her.”

Mimi apparently wears both the maternity clothes and the pants in the family.

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Looking for all the world like an over-stuffed sausage squeezed into something from the Mattel Princess Barbie collection, Mimi wobbled and warbled around on stage performing at the Barretos International Rodeo in Brazil over the weekend.

Girlfriend really needs to lay off the Ring-Dings or suck it up and go up a dress size or two (pregnant or not).  She’s a sneeze away from a major wardrobe malfunction.

Word’s still floating around that Mimi continues to have her man-servant/employee/husband Nick Cannon try to secure her a gig as a judge on American Idol (as if producer Nigel Lythgoe would trade in one high maintenance diva for another).  Then again, when did logic ever come into play with how Hollywood operates?

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Cue chest thumping and gushing from the only singer possibly more cheesy than Mariah Carey.

Celine is about 14 weeks along.  Apparently, the 42 year old singer turned to accupuncture as a last ditch effort to concive (oversharing is one of her trademark characteristics and we love her for it) after invetro fertalization didn’t work out.

Needless to sayCeline and her svengali husband/manager Rene Angelil are “thrilled”.  I’ll lay off the snark now since they’re both actually sincere in their shmaltz.

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Every year since she got married a few years ago there’s been one.

Mariah Carey has dropped out of Tyler Perry’s latest film For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When The Rainbow Is Enouh (that’s the title?  Really??) starting a bump watch frenzy with the 41 year old diva.

Rumours that Mimi is expecting started when she was photographed outside an LA medical clinic earlier this month with her husband-manservant-second fiddle Nick Cannon.

Mimi’s spokesminion added fuel to the speculation saying that “she’s not doing the film because her doctor advised her not to” refusing to comment further.

Attention whores that Nick and Mariah are, you know they’re going to milk the speculation for as long as possible.  Nick even posted a message on Twitter yesterday saying how excited that he was that their family is growing, then adding it’s his dog that’s expecting puppies.

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