Charlie Sheen must have great lawyers.

According to TMZ, under a plea bargain agreement with the DA’s office for that altercation in Denver last Christmas with his wife, Brooke Mueller, Charlie has been sentenced to 30 days in the Promises rehab facility in Malibu, where he’s already been in for a month. 

Charlie must also complete three months probation and show proof that he has completed 36 hours of counseling.  Charlie is also being credited for time already served, meaning he’s already completed his stint at Promises.

You just know that somewhere out there, Dina Lohan is fuming that Lindsay didn’t get similar treatment.

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For the second time in four months, one of Charlie Sheen’s cars has allegedly been stolen and driven off a cliff near his home.

Apparently cops found his car at the bottom of a cliff off Mulholland Drive around 3am this morning.  Charlie swears that he know nothing about this as the last time he saw his car was when he left it in his driveway the previous afternoon with the keys in the ignition (insert eyeroll).

The police are thinking something about this smells to high heaven.  Word is they’re going to be reviewing the security footage from Charlie’s gated community in Sherman Oaks to see if they can spot who was driving the car.

Of course, there are all sorts of theories floating around today about who’s behind this, including Brooke Mueller (his coke-head ex wife), Denise Richards (the bitter ex-first wife), Charlie himself (crashing the car while DUI and leaving the scene), or Charlie’s drug dealer.   

Of course there is one other possibilty (as out there as it is).  Suicide.  If Charlie Sheen were riding you every day, wouldn’t you want to end it all too?

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