Awkward.

According to  The National Enquirer (yeah, I know), Lanesia Garcia, who’s now several months pregnant, got back together with ex-boyfriend Levi on several occasions in late 2009 and early 2010.  Apparently, Lanesia, bless her heart, is the village bicycle of Wasilla (everybody’s had a ride), and she’s unsure if Levi’s the father or it’s one of her other exes. 

Paging Maury Povich! 

Word is Bristol is livid over this news, and it may delay (if not completely torpedo), her wedding plans to Levi.  You just know Sarah must be feeling all sorts of mixed emotions over this latest scandal that Levi’s embroiled her family in.

As for the village bicycle Lanesia, she plans to have a paternity test once the baby is born, so Levi may end up as Sarah’s son-in-law yet.

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Apparently Eddie Cibrian, who joined the cast of CSI: Miami last year has been let go, with his contract not being picked up for another season.

Interesting.

Since the show’s target market is pretty much made up of the Soccer Mom Brigade  was all the drama between Eddie, Leann Rimes, and their respective ex’s, Brandi Glanville (who’s turned bitching about being dumped for Leann Rimes into a cottage industry) and Dean Sheremet the cause?

The Soccor Mom Brigade gets nervous (almost angry) when they hear about a man leaving his wife for another woman.  It’s the reason Angelina Jolie can’t seem to crack that demographic and (to a certain extent) why Jennifer Aniston still has a career.

But I digress.  Moving on.

Eddie and Leann started to have an affair when they met on the set of some cheesy Lifetimemovie a couple of years back.   A picture got leaked of the two kissing at a restaurant forcing them to come clean about their relationship, dumping their spouses for each other in the process.  Crappy, but it happens.  Brandi however, could not seem to let it go.  Besides attacking Eddie and Leann in the media, she was vandalizing property and things  got so bad that Leann got a restraining order placed against her.  (Bitch is clearly not the most stable of people)

So did CBS get rid of an albatross hung around the neck of one of it’s flagship procedural dramas, or is the timing of this completely coincidental and Eddie was let go for budget/storyline purposes?

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Uh-oh.  If true, Sarah Palin will not be pleased.

According to  Us Weekly, the wanna be Playgirlmodel (epic fail) and teenage mother made abstinence advocate (really epic fail) are seeing each other again.  Word is the relationship between the two has thawed, although that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s heated up again. 

For a while,  it was all out war between Johnston and the Palins.  Levi claimed Bristol (and Sarah) weren’t letting him have access to his kid, Tripp, while the Palins pretty much did everything they could to vilify Levi through the media.  It all came to a head when Bristol ended up taking her baby daddy to court for child support (Levi ponied up) this past winter.

Are they together or just co-parenting (which is what they should have done to begin with)?  Tank Jones, Johnstons manager/body gaurd says they have no plans to get back together and are just making an effort for the sake of their kid. With Bristol living in Anchorage, Sarah probably isn’t interfering as much as she was prior.   

Who knows?   I’m more interested in what this rumour means for Levi’s pretend girlfriend, Kathy Griffin.

Speaking of which….

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The Queen will not be amused.

The Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, has been caught taking bribes to gain access to Prince Andrew, her ex-husband (and fourth in line to the crown).

In the videotaped sting, Fergie tells an undercover reporter who was posing as a wealthy businessman that she wants $40 000 up front, with another $500 000 in future payments for getting access to the Royal family.  Prince Andrew volunteers as a rep for the UK’s international trade and investment.

Fergie’s spokesminion has confirmed that the video is the real deal and that the duchess is devastated over the embarrassment this will cause.  In other words, she’s very, very, sorry she got caught.  

Silly Fergie!  Have you not been paying attention to the media lately?  The way to strike it rich these days is to become a mistress to some married celeb, then hire Gloria Allred to try and shake him down for you.

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Although this is probably just the tip of the iceberg.

Fresh of announcing that she hit it with Gavin Rossdale back in the day behind Gwen Steffani’s back (apparently she was aware prior to Courtney’s announcement), the Hole front-woman has dropped another name into the mix.

Kate Moss.

Apparently, Kate and Courtney had “a thing” in Milan sometime in the mid to late 90′s.  According to Courtney, the super model chased her around a hotel room before pinning her down, at which point stuff happened. 

While I believe they fooled around, I can’t see Kate Moss chasing anyone around a room let alone being able to pin someone down, especially Courtney Love (unless she wanted to be uh…pinned).

Courtney says she hopes Kate isn’t mad that she “outed her” over their previous hook up as “it happened and it was fun and whatever”.

Like OMG, totally.  Maybe this explains Kate’s fondness for certain white powdery substances – she’s suffering from post traumatic stress disorder.

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Glee is one of those shows that I simply haven’t been able to get into (not a fan of musicals) although I certainly get the appeal.  Despite what seems like the begining of a backlash towards the show, it’s popularity among fans (called Gleeks) is still strong.

Anyhoodle, much as been made of Glee cast member Lea Michelle.  Word is that she’s a super bitch diva (going back to her Broadway days) and is about as much fun to deal with as a chapped ass.  Her recent behavior at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner where she seemed to be put off by a photographer who didn’t recognize her hasn’t helped counter this reputation either.

Series creator Ryan Murphy spoke to People some event in New York and when asked about the rumours said, “Lea is the sweetest, most professional girl. She’s incredibly kind and she’s always on time and she’s always with her cast hanging out. They’re all close.”

No doubt.

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2010: The Year Of The Cheating Spouse seems to be continuing on a roll. 

The latest member of the club, according to the National Enquirer, is Today co- host Matt Lauer. 

Word is Matt was going wild while in Vancouver during the Winter Olympics.  Apparently, he stood his wife, Annette, up on Valentine’s Day and was having so much “fun” he stayed on for a few days after the closing ceremony.

Once Matt got back, his wife confronted him, having been informed of hisextra curricular activities (flirting and canoodling in public) by another Today show staffer’s wife, and threw him out.    

Supposedly, NBC brass have been pressuring Matt to keep the status of his marriage and living arrangement hush-hush, so his “family man ” image isn’t tarnished, since most of his fan base is female and married (the Soccer Mom Brigade).

This isn’t the first time there’s been trouble between Matt and Annette.  In 2006, they briefly separated while she was expecting their third kid and Annette actually filed for divorce, but the proceedings were called off after a month.  

Most shocking of all?  Gloria Allred isn’t involved in this.  Yet.

UPDATE – Matt and Annette have both gone to the always celebrity friendly People to dispute the story in the Enquirer.  According to them, the story is lies!  All lies! 

Matt told them, “I am living in my apartment with Annette and my children as a family and a couple.  I have never moved out. I am not moving out. There is no truth to that.”

Annette meanwhile says that “Out of respect, I want to stand up for our family and protect them.”

Notice the lack of denial about his stepping out or her accusations to him about it.  So are they actually together and working out their problems, or are they faking it for NBC and Matt’s reputation?

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A short while ago it was announced that Halle Berry and her baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry were parting ways.  Apparently, Gabriel just wasn’t feeling “it” anymore, their age difference was becoming an issue, etc, etc.

All things considered, the split was amicable (at least publicly).  They’re sharing  custody of their kid, he’s getting the house they purchased in Montreal, everyone seemed to be handling it with some maturity, class, and dignity.

Then story after story started to be published in the tabloids and gossip sites, all credited to anonymous sources close to the pair.  Of course.

He’s thinking of suing for full custody, she called him a “loser” and claimed he didn’t pull his weight, he wanted her to have another kid, she was the one who called it off, he probably cheated, she’s already moved on.  It’s exhausting trying to keep up, as it’s been going non-stop since the pair confirmed the split about a week ago.

Until one or the other’s spokesminion comes out with a statement or something concrete happens that’s not from one of these “sources”, take anything more you read about this with a grain of salt. 

I love some good dirt as much as the next person, but I don’t think there’s much more to see here than what we’ve already been told.  Time will tell.

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After paying Mystery Ho twice to keep her mouth shut, David balked at paying her again when she apparently requested a six figure payout through her lawyer, Gloria Allred (who also happens to rep Faithless Hussy).  David went to his lawyer Marty Singer instead, going on to spill the beans to People.  

However, it’s turning into a bit of  a “he said/she said” scenario, as Gloria Allred alleges that David had his lawyer contact Mystery Ho first, telling Radar ”Marty Singer attempted to contact a woman who had a romantic relationship with David Boreanaz. She then retained me. (This woman was not Rachel Uchitel.) I then contacted Mr. Singer on her behalf to find out why Mr. Singer was calling her. We discussed the possible resolution of my client’s legal claims against Mr. Boreanaz by mediation. My client has not told her story to the press, but now that Mr. Boreanaz is attacking her she has decided to tell the story of their relationship, so that the truth will come out. This baseless attack by David Boreanaz and his highly paid legal mouth piece in an apparent effort to divert attention from his client’s extramarital infidelity will not succeed. If they think that I or my client will be intimidated they are wrong.”

Oh please….

Mystery Ho and Gloria better hurry, as details continue to leak out the asking price they can get from the tabloids for her side of the story is decreasing rapidly. 

As for Faithless Hussy, she’s supposedly coming back from Mexico today or tomorrow to hold a press conference, totally P.O.’d that her reputation has again been sullied by the media, paradigm of virtue and wholesome behaviour that she is.

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Remember last fall when Star Magazine claimed that David Boreanaz had an affair with Tiger Wood’s number one skanky ho and professional gold-digger, Rachel Uchitel (aka Faithless Hussy)?

Well, guess who just went to People to lay it all out on the line (hint, it wasn’t Faithless Hussy) in a statement?

“Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with. She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion.”

“I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible. We’re working on our marriage. We’re working on repairing what has been damaged so badly.”

Although David doesn’t actually name names, according to Radar, the woman in question was Faithless Hussy, while TMZ says that the lawyer for the unnamed ho in question is Gloria Allred.  Shocking, I know.  

Apparently, the David and Faithless hussy hooked up two or three times, then David, for whatever reason, gave her a chunk of money, but she surprisingly wanted more.  Not to be accused or charged with an out and out extortion attempt, Faithless Hussy had her lawyer Gloria Allred call up David’s legal team, requesting six figures.  David went to People instead.

Either Gloria charges a lot for her services, or Faithless Hussy is already trying to sublement the money she supposedly got out of Tiger Woods.  Cue the countdown to Faithless Hussy’s side of the story via Gloria Allred any time now.

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