Problem is, what else can she do with her time except party?  Now it looks like Lindsay’s spending habits have caught up to her, to the tune of $600 thousand dollars.

Apparently, this is the approximate amount the former actress and current trainwreck owes on her credit cards.  According to Radar Online, one credit card company has already cut her off and another plans to sue unless she can make payments.  

Problem is except for her legging line, she really doesn’t have a source of income or any place to turn for help.  The bank of Mom (Dina) and Dad (Michael) is probably equally insolvent, and both paid acting gigs and club appearances are now all but a distant memory. 

Here’s our little shop-o-holic looking like a truck stop hooker circa 1987 at this weekend’s Coachella festival.

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Kate Hudson was photographed at the beach the other day, and was looking a little more…curvey than she was during awards season.

Kate’s chest area is just larger enough that some are speculating that she went the way of most in Hollywood and got her ta-ta’s ever so slightly enhanced.  UsWeekly  is saying that her bust size (or lack thereof) was one of her biggest insecurities and that she had some work done late last month, going from an A to about a C.

As long as Kate knows when to quit and stay proportionate, unlike 90% of her top heavy, silicone enhanced peers.

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If you believe the reports from the likes of Life&Style, and US Magazine among others, then it sounds like one is definitely in the making here.

Who are the players in this possible melodrama?  

Cameron Diaz, the one time love of Justin Timberlake, who’s still sort of with Jessica Biel.  Now Cammy and JT are co-stars who are apparently “laughing and flirting” which is tabloid for possibly hooking up (or maybe thinking about it) on the set of their new movie, Bad Teacher.  Of course Cammy has been linked to…

Alex Rodriguez: He certainly seems to have a type when it comes to dating celebs (Madonna, Kate Hudson) and they certainly seem to have a type as well (talented but egotistical).   A-Rod supposedly hooked up with Cameron over the Superbowl weekend and the two have been “secretly dating” ever since.  Cammy was even flown into Miami to spend the weekend with him away from the ever watchful eye of the paps recently.  How very cloak and dagger.

What about JT?  When he’s not flirting up a storm with Cameron on set, he still has his Clingon to fall back to.  Word is Jessica Biel is now reaching the “breaking point” with their alledged arrangement, which basically consists of the understanding that JT can screw around with whomever he wants to and if she doesn’t like it she can leave.

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Infamous un-authorized celebrity biographer Kitty Kelley has turned her attention to the mighty Opes. 

How long before Kelley has to go into hiding?  

According to the author, Oprah (wait until you hear this…) is a bit of a control freak who’s quite the power player.  

An extremely successful career minded billionaire, controlling and calling the shots? 

SHOCKING!

Kelley claims she’s been blacklisted from promoting her book by various heavy hitters in the industry, including David Letterman, Barbara Walters, and Larry King (King denies this). 

Kelley appeared on the Today Show earlier this morning, where she called Matt Lauer “brave“ for interviewing her.  Looks like his career and popularity are about to take a hit, if Kelly’s stories about Oprah’s clout are correct.

The biggest revelation in the book (so far) is that Oprah had a relationship with John Tesh (Entertainment Tonight, now born-again, new age musician) back in the 70′s when they lived together in Nashville, Tennessee.  The relationship ended when Tesh allegedly bailed on her in the middle of the night due to the social pressures of being an interracial couple. 

Other tidbits?  Oprah’s mother can’t reach her daughter directly and must go through her assistant like everyone else.  Given some of the stories Oprah herself has given about her childhood, and upbringing, this news doesn’t exactly come as a surprise.

As for those rumours about Winfrey and the ever present Gayle King, Kelly thinks the mighty Opes is actually “asexual” and is one of those people whose entire focus and energy is put into their career.

If so, it seems to be working for her.

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Demi Moore is in the news again and this time it’s not for starting some seemingly random Twitter war with Kim Kardashian (more on that in a bit)

The 47 year old is profiled in the new issue of British Elle magazine and finally cops to having some work done, but denies it was to her face. 

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What’s the male version of a skank?  A mank?

A week after checking himself into rehab, Jesse James has checked himself out and is supposedly staying at a friends.  Whether or not this has something to do with the moving vans that were seen outside casa Bullock-James Saturday (with Jesse’s daughter and mother carrying boxes), as well as the news that Sandra still intends to divorce his ass after initially hesitating remains to be seen.

A friend of JJ’s says “All of Jesse’s pals have been talking about it…. It seems like Jesse just isn’t that serious about rehab after all.”

Ya think? 

Sex “addiction” my ass.  This pretty much demonstrates JJ’s entry into rehab was only a public ploy to try and make amends with his wife because he got caught, not because he actually has a problem. 

Being into gross looking skanks itself isn’t a problem, unless you happen to be married and your wife doesn’t know about your prolectivities.

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Taking yet another page right out of the “What To Do When Your Mistresses Keep Coming Forward And Your Wife’s About To Quit Your Ass” handbook, Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James has checked himself into a treatment facility in Tucson Arizona for sex addiction “personal issues”.

JJ’s spokesminion says “he realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage.”

Pffffttt.

Word is Sandra Bullock, who’s been keeping a low profile through all this,  is standing her ground and planning on divorcing JJ.

Meanwhile, ho number five is supposedly about to make her tabloid debut, unless of course lawyer to gold digging skanks Gloria Allred manages to broker her a deal as well.

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Whoever she is.

Jesse James’ (aka  The Vanilla Gorilla, aka Tiger Woods Version 2.0) alleged fourth mistress will remain anonymous, at least until one of her “friends” sells her out to the Enquirer.

Ho #4, who’s described as a ”model and business woman”, (which just screams online porn star), seeing the sh*t storm that is now surrounding Bombshell and skanks two and three, took her proof and her story and went not to any of the tabloids, but to lawyer Gloria Allred.

Allred released a statement on Ho # 4′s behalf, telling Radar ”The woman has decided she will not tell her story”

Smart move.

Why settle for $30k  from a tabloid when you can probably get a significantly hire amount for keeping your mouth shut, if not your legs?  Provided you have a shark in your corner.  After all, it worked for Rachel (Faithless Hussy) Uchitel, allegedly to the tune of $3 million.

Guess this is the new business model for some enterprising young women. Have an affair with rich married man (preferably famous with something to lose), keep all documentation and evidence, sell to highest bidder or keep affair secret for right price, but only if deal brokered through a lawyer, otherwise it’s considered blackmail.

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1. Taylor Lautner – age 18

Why him? 

The kid’s gorgeous, and is part of one of the argueably largest movie franchises ever.  He’s also obviously mom and management team approved, since he’s never really been seen in Swift’s company without one or the other.

Why not him?

Besides a two year age difference, there’s something a little….off about Taylor Lautner.  The apparent lack of any friends his own age (whatever happened to that guy he was hanging around with a couple of months ago?), combined with some way too practiced mannerisms, reminds some of another famous movie star who may be leading a double life.  Also, didn’t Swift say there was “a lack of chemistry”, hence their break-up?

Need you hear more?   Ok then, mom and manager approved. 

‘Nuff said.

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2. Cory Monteith – age 26

Why him?

A little bit older than Swift, the handsome actor is on one of the hottest shows on TV (Glee) which shows no sign of slowing down, yet.  Relatively new to the game, he appears to be genuinly decent and seems to actually have some chemistry with Swift.

Why not him?

At Swift’s age nice guys are nice but also kind of dull.  Something about this seems a little contrived as well.  Almost like her people realized that no one was buying her relationship with Lautner upon further examination, so they’re trying it again with another beard, for lack of a better word. .

After all, anyone’s better than…

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3. John Mayer – age 32

Why him?

Looks, charm, and charisma.  He obviously has them (or at least uses them when he wants) as much as it pains one to admit it.  At 32, he’s about twelve years older than Swift, so he probably comes across to her as worldly, deep and mature.  Word is, she’s quite taken with him.  Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, especially for supposedly conservative christian girls like Swift, who’s allegedly been sneaking around with him on the down low, possibly using number 1 & 2 above as her cover.  Mayer is currently in LA right at the same time Swift is, which is when she just “happened” to be photographed out bowling with Monteith the other night.  Interesting timing, that.  

Why not him?

Mother Swift would absolutely not approve nor would her management team.  Swift’s fans would also likely be aghast, given her squeaky clean high school senior image, which is in direct contrast to Mayer’s prolectivities (golden showers, habitual masturbation, and sexual napalm anyone?) and general douchebag behavior.

So who’s Taylor Swift really with?

Totally John Mayer. 

If they’re not actually dating, it’s just physical.  There’s nothing wrong with that, at all as they’re bboth consenting adults.  Here’s hoping Mayer keeps the path of destruction that usually accompanies him to a minimum.

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This all seems very familiar somehow….is Jesse James the “new” Tiger Woods?

Alleged mistress number three has crawled out of whatever hole she resides in and is claiming that she hit it with JJ four times before calling it off.

Bridgette Daguerre (top right), claims to have 195 text messages from James that she says proves well….it proves nothing other than she was sent sext messages from someone named Vanilla Gorilla (it was totally him).

This comes one day after a stripper named Melissa Smith came forward also claiming to have had sexy-times with JJ, saying they had a two year affair that started about a year after he got married to Bullock.  Apparently, Missy is a bit of a hard ass, with arrests for assaulting a police officer last spring and a recent DUI on her record.  Sounds like the kind of girl you take home to mom, provided mom is a member of Hell’s Belles and lives in a trailer.

As for mistress numero uno, Bombshell McGee, she claims she did it all for her kids in order to somehow get money and a better life for them.  How nobel of her.

Somewhere out there, Tiger Woods is probably smiling, relieved that the man-hospotlight and public scrutiny finally seems to be shifitng on to someone else’s indiscretions.

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