Good news for Jennifer Aniston.  Looks like she’s finally going to be usurped as President and reining champion of the Sad and Lonely, Broken Hearted Club of Tabloid Covers by none other than Sandra Bullock.

Granted, the situation is quite different (dumped for another woman who wanted children as opposed to being married to an ex-biker who was pulling a Tiger Woods and possibly leaving him) but tabloids are very single minded with this sort of thing.

Will Jen take this lying down?  Or will she do something to ensure she appears on the covers again?

Stay tuned….

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Has the Best Actress Oscar Curse struck again?

Women who win the Oscar for Best Actress seem to run into trouble with their significant other within a year or two of their win. 

It’s happened to Halle Berry,  Hilary Swank, Reese Witherspoon, Kate Winslet and now… Sandra Bullock?

InTouch Magazine (always a reliable source) says that Sandra’s husband Jesse James had been carrying on an affair with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee the demure, delicate, flower pictured to the left, below.

Apparently Bombshell and Jesse (who she nicknamed Vanilla Gorilla) met while Sandra was away filming The Blind Side in Atlanta and carried on for some 11 months.  Bombshell says that Jesse led her to believe that he was seperated from Bullock and that she would never have hooked up with him otherwise.

Giving some weight to this otherwise typical story? 

Jesse’s ex is some overly tatooed trainwreck of a porn star named Janine Lindemulder, so it looks like he has a definate “type”. 

Meanwhile, People is reporting that Sandra has moved out of the LA home she and Jesse shared and it was also reported she cancelled her trip to London for the premiere of The Blind Side, citing “unforseen personal reasons” via a Warner Brothers spokesminion.

Guess this what they mean by “suffering for one’s art”.

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Wonder what Spencer Pratt, the ex-manager but still husband of Heidi Montag has been up to no longer since she fired him.

Spencer has decided to take a break from MTV reality show The Hills in order to work on a cyber-security venture.

What?

Yes.  Spencer Pratt has decided that he will defend the USA from the clear and present danger from Cyberspace, (or some junk) to wit:

“Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,’ I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges.  My new mission is this: To do my part in maintaining the technological superiority of the U.S. military and prevent emerging technologies from threatening our nation’s security.” Pratt told People in an interview.

This probably has everything nothing to do with Pratt supposedly being ordered off  The Hills by executives after getting into it with a female producer who filed a complaint.  He’s been told to take a six week time-out and to take anger management classes while gone.

It’s not turning out to be his week, is it?

Of course, Spencer spins it thusly “I am saddened to take this break from MTV‘s The Hills.  “However I feel I would not be honoring my country if I were to continue when I have the ability and opportunity to assist our nation against these prevalent threats.”

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Oh,  this is going to get good…

Celebitchy (via OK! Magazine in the UK ) is reporting that the Big M’s nanny/pretend boy-friend/arm candy Jesus was recently in Paris for a DJing gig at the VIP Room.  Word is Lohan’s people (Dina or Aly?) contacted the club when she heard he was hosting a night there, looking to get an invite to party.  Nothing like trying to remain relevant while going out to get f*cked up.  

However, Madonna got word of it through her minions and lay down the law.  No partying with Lindsay Lohan.  Period. 

Jesus, not one to argue with a commandment from the Big M, was allegedly happy to oblige, knowing where his bread gets buttered being there to work, not to party. 

After investing all this time, effort, and money in Jesus’ career as a DJ, no way is Madonna going to let Lohan anywhere near her property.  With a single coming out later this spring, all Jesus needs is to be associated with Lindsay Lohan and his “career” will be over before it even has a chance to take off.

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When word came out that Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp were going to be starring in a movie together, it was pretty much a foregone conclusion that the tabloids would be having a field day with it.

After all, to much of the Soccer Mom Brigade, Angelina Jolie represents the “other” woman, the beautiful hussy that will use her feminine wiles to lure away your, yes your man!  It doesn’t help that she was rumoured to have pursued and ended up having relationships with men that were currently attached to others at the time, first with Billy Bob Thorton (from Laura Dern), then Brad Pitt from the now sad, lonely, and chronically abandoned Jennifer Aniston.

The New York Post is starting the charge, claiming that once Johnny Depp’s partner (they’re not married) Vanessa Paradis found out that about a love scene in the script for The Tourist she’s been “demanding” that Depp quit the movie.

Some source (Aniston lowering her voice?) told the Post “Vanessa found out that there was a real long and intense love scene between [Depp] and Jolie. He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”   

Yeah, I’m not buying any of this either.  Principal photography has started in Venice, Italy and Johnny has been reporting for work as required.  Angelina and her whole family is there to, probably to try and stem the reports that she and Depp are trying to find “moments” to be alone together.

The folks at Celebitchy made an interesting observation.  The Post is owned by News Corp (Rubert Murdoch’s company) which also owns The News Of The World, the tabloid which is currently being sued by the Jolie-Pitts over that break-up story that went viral and was reported worldwide last month. 

Speaking of the Jolie – Pitts and tabloid f*ckery….

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Well, a good portion of it at least. 

Lest you think I’m picking on a certain area, to me, Middle America (much like the Soccer Mom Brigade) is more of a state of mind than a physical place.

In her interview with Barbara Walters airing this Sunday, Mo’nique gave her thoughts on monogamy, saying “Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That’s not a deal-breaker. That’s not something that would make us say, ‘Pack your things and let’s end the marriage. What if it’s 20 times? So what? We’ve been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are. Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don’t know who they’re laying next to. I’m very comfortable and secure with my husband.”

The more she speaks, the more I like her.  Of course there’s bound to be all sorts of feigned outrage from various groups shrieking about the sanctity of marriage and what have you, but I think it’s refreshing that she’s upfront about it. 

Sex, love, commitment, and desire aren’t complete absolutes.  Several high profile celebrity couples could have spared themselves a lot of scrutiny and write-ups in various media outlets had they been as honest and candid.  Just sayin’….

Quick, someone needs to pass the smelling salts to middle America, I think it has the vapours.

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Looks like the first graduate of the Rachel Uchitel and Nicole Forester School of F*ckery has passed with flying colours.

Stefani Talbot a 25 year old stripper from Oregon has gone running to both the Enquirer and In Touch to talk about her affair with Matthew Fox (LOST).

According to Steph, “I was dancing onstage, and I made eye contact with him immediately. I got so excited when I thought about all the money I could make off of this if I played my cards right.  He asked me, ‘Why are you working in a place like this?’ I told him that I am a single mom and needed the money.”

That should have been Fox’s first clue to get away from her as fast as he could. 

Steph goes on to say that Fox didn’t have a wedding ring that she can remember or mention a wife or kids.  Apparently, protection wasn’t bothered with when they hooked up (cue possible pregnancy announcement when she burns through the money for the interviews with the Enquirer and In Touch).  She also says that he didn’t tell her “to keep it a secret or anything.”

Of course, Steph says she can prove all of this as she has text messages and voice-mails. 

Fos his part, Fox’s spokesminion says Steph is a lying liar who lies. 

Here’s the thing, if it’s lies, Fox should sue her ass for slander.  Even if it’s just to get an apology since the “poor single mother, trying to make ends meet” card will surely be played.   I’m sure they met.  I’m sure Talbot gave him a lap dance too.  They either screwed around or not. 

Either way, she probably tried to blackmail him and then went to the tabloids when that didn’t work out. 

Another possibility is Fox left a trail on purpose, wanting to get caught in order to get out of his marriage.  Sounds weird and convuloted, but maybe he was trying to drive a point home or have the decision taken away from him.

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According to People (via The Hollywood Gossip) Cornish’s spokesminion confirmed she moved out of the house they shared, ending a three year relationship.

The split comes months after rumours and blind items started swirling that there was trouble in paradise in the form of some Tiger Woods like behavior going on.   Phillippe was previously married to Reese Witherspoon, a union which ended when Phillippe allegedly stepped out on her with Cornish.

No one’s talking (yet) about the reason for the split, as the spokesminion giving the “no comment” answer which might as well be akin to saying “three guesses and the first two don’t count”.

Guess Cornish forgot the golden rule for women.  Never date a man that’s prettier than you are.

As for Phillippe, something tells me he’ll be lonely for very long.  Hollywood’s full of sweet young things looking for well connected guys in the industry to introduce them to people that can help their careers.  If they happen to be hot, so much the better.

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Guess who’s staging a comeback?

After disappearing after his infamous car crash in late November, Tiger Woods has come out of hiding, seen yesterday jogging hear his home in Florida.

After showing the world how not to handle a major scandal (screwing just about every skanky ho that crossed his path and getting caught) now comes the tricky part, the relauch of the Tiger Woods brand.

Step 1.  A well timed photo op (this pic was taken by Team Tiger’s consent and was the only photographer there).

Step 2. Press Conference – this is happening tomorrow.  Tiger will address the issue (no questions allowed).

Step 3 and beyond.  Re-image branding.  Clearly, Tiger’s going to try to prove he’s a committed family man.  Winning a golf tournament or doing well to show he’s still “got it” is also a top priority.  After that, getting some of those lost endorsement deals back or replaced will also be high on the “to do” list.

We may enjoy it when the rich, privileged and powerful fall, (let’s admit it, schadenfreude is the reason so many blogs like this one are popular) but we also like it when those that fall pick themselves up and stage successful comebacks.

Should be interesting to see which of the skanky hos he hit it with tries to cash in on the renewed attention to this story.  My money’s on Faithless Hussy and the porn star.

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You may have heard the expression “extending an olive branch”, a symbol of peace and reconciliation for centuries.  What does it mean when you take that extra step in the gesture?

Word’s out this morning via multiple sources that Angelina Jolie has purchased an entire olive tree (for the super low, low, price of $18 500) for Brad Pitt as a Valentine’s Day Gift.

Does this mean there was trouble in paradise?  Maybe.  All relationships have their ups and downs.  Also, when you can afford (and pretty much have) everything, you have to get somewhat creative when buying prezzies for each other.

The olive tree is apparently 200 years old, purchased from a nursery near the chateau they own in the south of France and will be planted in the gardens there.  

Wonder what Brad’s going to get for Ange to reciprocate?  Chocolate, diamonds, an Olive Garden restaurant, or a new orphan?

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