Sounds like someone’s starting to sweat over his lack of album sales and radio play of his music.

Chris Brown sent an audio message to his fanbase (what’s left of them) basically begging them to save his career.  “I ain’t never really did this but right now I need all of my fans help.  A lot of radio stations aren’t playing my records.  They are not being that supportive and I wouldn’t expect them to.  It’s on the fans and what you guys do in your power to bring me back.  That’s all I need is you guys and nothing else will do that except for the fans.  I can’t be an underground mixtape artist.  That’s where we are. I just want all my fans to help me. I love ya’ll. Peace.”

Last summer, the singer was convicted of assaulting his then girlfriend Rihanna in February of 2009.  Although Brown apologized for his behavior that night, he’s been widely criticized for his actions since, such as wearing a diamond pendent that said “opps!” shortly after the incident,  and recently appearing at a Jean Paul Gaultier boxing themed fashion show and being photographed with the designer who’d been made to look like he’d been beaten. 

Brown’s latest album Graffiti was released in December to lukewarm reception.

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So now it’s come to this.

With little else to turn to as acting, paid escorting, fame-whoring for money, and designingcreative consulting all seem to have fallen by the wayside due to her behavior, Lindsay Lohan is turning to that tried and true way to make a buck, the frivolous lawsuit.

According to the New York Post (via Gawker) Lindsay feels that the above Superbowl ad in which a baby named Lindsay that’s a “milkaholic” is mentioned is really all about her and is seeking damages to the tune of $100 million dollars. 

In the suit filed yesterday, Lindsay’s lawyer is seeking an injunction to ban the ad from being shown and wants all copies of the ad as well.  “They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”

Riiiiiiiiiight.

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Sadness.

I remember the days (long since long gone) when a sex tape really was a scandal and not a desperate ploy of a famewhore trying to launch a career.  Kim Kardashian, take a bow for ruining it for everybody else.

Now comes word that Rozlyn Papa, The Bachelor contestant made famous by vying for Fly-boy Jake’s affections, only to get the heave-ho for having an inappropriate relationship with a producer, has an alledged sex-tape that’s now become available on line.

Yawn.

Apparently, Pornhub.com has a tape in which you see a woman going south on a fairly well endowed guy.  Well, if nothing else, at least Papa’s has her standards (allegedly).

Papa’s maintains she has “no knowledge ” of any sex tape.  How very Carrie Prejean of her.

How long do you think it’ll take before one surfaces featuring the woman Fly-boy Jake ended up picking, Vienna Girardi (Hailey Glassman Version 2.0)?  Cue the countdown!

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What century are we in again?

The latest edition of the monument to journalistic integrity (sarcasm) that is Life&Style borders on something akin to gay panic with their new cover.

Perhaps they were taking their cue from Bonnie Fuller over at Hollywood Lifewho was tsk-tsking Shiloh’s fashion choices earlier this winter.

Guess if your not dressing up your little girl in sun dresses, leaving her hair long, ensure she plays with dolls and other gender specific pursuits, your either raising a lesbian in training or a kid destined to have gender identity crisis.

To prove their point, Life&Style went to several “experts” including a stylist at Vh1 that says Shiloh is entering “cross-dressing territory” and  a director of at Focus On The Family (who foam at the mouth whenever confronted with anything that doesn’t involve their narrow view of the world).  The fact that they went to a rabidly right wing organization for their article is very telling.

As for having her parents call her “John”, word is Shiloh loves the story of Peter Pan and the character of John specifically (hardly surprising since he’s the youngest character).

Letting your little girl wear pants and keeping her hair short (if she wants it and is an active kid) isn’t controversial, it’s practical.

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Drama unfolded in the Jackson household yesterday as Jermaine Jackson’s kid Jafaar (naming your kid after a Disney cartoon villain is never a good start) decided to test a taser out on Michael Jackson’s youngest, 8 year old Blanket.

Apparently, Jafaar had ordered the stun gun online and had it in his position for a few days when he allegedly decided (at Jermaine’s urging?) to try it out on his younger cousin. 

Security and Katherine Jackson (MJ’s mother) heard the commotion and immediately confiscated the weapon.  Blanket was unhurt and Child Protective Services were called in to investigate. 

The Jackson family is saying that Blanket never actually got zapped by the thing, (probably not from a lack of trying on Jafaar’s part) meaning that the little bugger can probably move pretty fast when he needs to.

Kids do stupid things all the time (some of my stunts were epic) but there’s something sinister to this story.  Jackson’s kids are worth a huge fortune and some members of that family seem to be very greedy.  Just sayin’…

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Oh brother now what?  Did a woman appear in public without her ankles covered?

Apparently the IOC, who seem to have about as much of a sense of humour and fun as the Taliban, have got their collective tits all in a knot over the way the Canadian Woman’s Hockey Team celebrated their win over the USA yesterday.

Smoking cigars and drinking on the ice???!!!   Quelle Horror!!!

Showing they have absolutely nothing better to do with their time or their money, they released a statement saying “The International Olympic Committee will investigate the behavior of the Canadian women’s hockey players who celebrated their gold medal at the Vancouver Games by drinking alcohol on the ice”.

Bitches please.

The IOC really needs to lighten up before they manage to suck every last drop of fun out of the Winter Olympics and become the butt of jokes (they already have).

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Looks like those rumours about someone putting a hit out on Jon Cryer of Two and a half Men may have had some substance to them after all.

Apparently, Cryer and his ex-wife Sarah Trigger are in the middle of an extremely bitter custody battle.  How bitter?  According to TMZ, she asked her ex boyfriend Eddie Sanchez to take Cryer out (meaning as in kill, not as in date). 

For her part, Trigger (perfect name for a murder plot) and her lawyer claim that the ex-boyfriend is now recanting his previous statements to the FBI.

With Charlie Sheen currently in rehab, and now this, you have to wonder if the show-runners are thinking of renaming the sitcom  A Half Man, until all this drama involving the Two subsides.

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Although both his parents have done nothing but support Cameron Douglas and his many, many, brushes with the law over the years, guess once you reach your 30’s, trying to blame your parents for everything you do loses it’s effectiveness when trying to excuse bad behaviour.

That’s what the 31 year old son of actor Michael Douglas found when his lawyers tried that tactic with a judge yesterday, trying to get Cam moved to house arrest from a federal prison. 

A high school drop out and mostly unemployed actor, Cam was under arrest last summer for dealing Crystal Meth when he had his girlfriend try to sneak drugs to him in prison inside an electric toothbrush.  Epic fail.  

Cam’s lawyers tried to blame his “dysfunctional upbringing” as the cause for all his troubles, but the Judge ordered Cameron back behind bars, saying that the chances of him remaining sober are better behind bars.

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Looks like the first graduate of the Rachel Uchitel and Nicole Forester School of F*ckery has passed with flying colours.

Stefani Talbot a 25 year old stripper from Oregon has gone running to both the Enquirer and In Touch to talk about her affair with Matthew Fox (LOST).

According to Steph, “I was dancing onstage, and I made eye contact with him immediately. I got so excited when I thought about all the money I could make off of this if I played my cards right.  He asked me, ‘Why are you working in a place like this?’ I told him that I am a single mom and needed the money.”

That should have been Fox’s first clue to get away from her as fast as he could. 

Steph goes on to say that Fox didn’t have a wedding ring that she can remember or mention a wife or kids.  Apparently, protection wasn’t bothered with when they hooked up (cue possible pregnancy announcement when she burns through the money for the interviews with the Enquirer and In Touch).  She also says that he didn’t tell her “to keep it a secret or anything.”

Of course, Steph says she can prove all of this as she has text messages and voice-mails. 

Fos his part, Fox’s spokesminion says Steph is a lying liar who lies. 

Here’s the thing, if it’s lies, Fox should sue her ass for slander.  Even if it’s just to get an apology since the “poor single mother, trying to make ends meet” card will surely be played.   I’m sure they met.  I’m sure Talbot gave him a lap dance too.  They either screwed around or not. 

Either way, she probably tried to blackmail him and then went to the tabloids when that didn’t work out. 

Another possibility is Fox left a trail on purpose, wanting to get caught in order to get out of his marriage.  Sounds weird and convuloted, but maybe he was trying to drive a point home or have the decision taken away from him.

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You have to feel sorry for this guy.

Sven Kramer, the hot Dutch speed-skater who made headlines last week when asking an NBC reporter if she was stupid when she wanted to know his name and what country he was representing after he had just won gold, is now in the headlines again.

He completed the 10 000 meter race in record time 12:28.55 getting ensuring another gold medal.  Only one problem, he made an illegal lane change at his coaches insistence.  Oopsie!

Rules being rules, Kramer’s gold medal has been taken away from him with the top prize going to Seong Hoon Lee of Korea instead.

Kramer’s response to this turn of events was typically blunt “This really sucks.”  Although he showed remarkable composure and restraint (except for thowing his glasses down in disgust and kicking the ice in frustration) considering what happened.

There’s a rumour flaoting around that Kramer hit somebody outside the stadium afterwards.  Another “stupid” NBC reporter?  His Coach?  Quatchi?  Will update this post if anything comes of this one (which I doubt).

Kramer has gone on to say that while he blames his couch, “In the end, it’s my responsibility — I’m the skater on ice, I have to do it.  Maybe it’s best said, ‘We did it wrong.”

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