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Looks like the head of the hen house is having difficulty keeping the rest of the chickens in line. 

On today’s episode of The View, Bill O’Rielly, compassionate, tolerant humanitarian that he is, explained that he’s against a Mosque being built near the World Trade Center because “Muslims killed us on 9/11″.

Whoopi and Joy both walked off the set while Barbara tried to restore order (both returned a short time later).  You just know Elisabeth Hasselbeck was loving every second of this.

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Partying (when she wasn’t going to AA meetings).  Need you even ask? 

Apparently realizing that since she’s going down, she might as well make it worth her while (other wise known as saying “f*ck it”), Lindsay spent part of Friday night at a Yom Kippar house party in LA with some hot Israeli lesbian before continuing the festivities at The Beverly Hills Hotel.  Guess she’s been banned moved on from the Chateau Marmot.

While the excuses/denials will probably be coming from Lindsay and Dina regarding this fiasco soon (if they haven’t already) you just know when celebrity ass kisser People is the one reporting it, chances are it’s true.

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First Adam Lambert now Russell Brand.  Clearly, celebrities are as mad as hell and aren’t going to take it anymore!

Apparently, Russell and girlfriend Katy Perry were living a teenage dream at LAX when a paparazzi allegedly tried to take an upskirt shot of Katy.  Russell startef giving the pap a beat-down (caught on the ever watchful lens of a TMZ camera), before being held by airport security.  The police were called and carted Russell off, charging him with battery.  Russell cooled his heels behind bars for a while, before being released on $20 000 bail.

Meanwhile, Katy (who’s pretty much shown the world everything under her clothes in her videos and magazine photospreads) took to her Twitter defending her fiance.

You know, if they really wanted to punish that pap and avoid a run-in with the law, all they needed to do was have Katy sing an acoustic version of Ur So Gay while Russell performed an interpretive dance to it.

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Cringe worthy pretty much sums it up.  I wasn’t sure who to feel more embarrased for, as I was too busy feeling sorry for myself having to watch it.

Anyway.

There’s a non scandal/controversy that people are talking about this morning.  Surprisingly, it’s not Nikki Minaj’s apparent lack of skill lip-synching (did Britney Spears teach a course?), it’s Black Eyed Pea will.i.am’s choice of costume when he performed with her.

Apparently, a black man wearing black makeup with an all black outfit constitutes black-face in some circles.  According to UsWeekly, the singer got called everything from a “racist” to someone saying that he set the human race “back 1000 years” on Twitter.

will.i.am took to his  Twitter, asking the bitchers and whiners if they were being serious (a sense of humour isn’t their strong point – just sayin’) adding that they should chose things that they “bark about” a little more carefully with there being far more relevant things to get offended by.

Like the overall mediocraty of the pre-show, perhaps?

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Wow, that was fast.  Dina Lohan must have TMZ on speed dial.

After hearing that the judge called Jersey Shore’s Snooki a “rude, self indulgent, Lindsay Lohan wanna be”, (see below post for all the details) when sentencing the transsexual Oompa Loompa for being a drunken mess on a public beach earlier today, Dina issued a statement to the gossip site saying, “The family is very disappointed that a judge would say that in a court of law.”

Dina has a right to be miffed as that judge was totally off base.  Snooki is nothing like Lindsay.  She’s not blonde, way shorter (not to mention orange), and her employment prospects are much better.

Also: Did I call this one or what?

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You just know Daniellle (Prostitution Whore!) Staub is loving this.

Rumour is Teresa is now on the outs with Andy Cohen and the rest of the high foreheads at Bravo.  Word is the suits at the network moved to cast Teresa’s sister in-law Melissa Gorga as a way of playing hardball with financially challenged famewhore, who is said to want a 100% raise to come back for the third season.

Do I need to mention that Teresa the Terrible does not get along with her sister in law at all?  Although it’s a foregone conclusion that getting on Teresa’s sh*t list is an exceptionally easy thing to do, Danielle did some digging into the Guidice family and found out Teresa the Terrible’s husband Joe allegedly stepped out on her with the sister-in-law, fathering a son.  Allegedly.  Hence all the hatred between the two.

Right out of a soap opera, right?

Also complicating matters even further, Teresa published a cookbook called The Skinny Italian, and in addition to hiding her $250 000 advance from her bankrupty filing (totally illegal and totally busted for it) she promised Bravo 10% of the royalties in exchange for hawking the book on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  However, the scenes shot where Teresa is making the recipes and talking about the book never aired.  The Skinny Italian only ended up being mentioned once in the much talked about reunion show (where Teresa knocked host Andy Cohen over trying to attack Danielle).

 How come the most interesting drama going on in these reality TV shows never happens in front of the cameras?

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Looks like the someone remains bitter over not being able to run for president of Haiti (a ruling made primarily because Wyclef Jean lives in the US not Haiti).  While Wyclef initially said he would stand by the decision, he then announced that he would appeal. 

In an interview with Larry King last month, Sean said he didn’t know much about Wyclef Jean saying “I haven’t seen or heard anything of him in these last six months that I’ve been in Haiti.” going on to say that he wondered if the singer’s idea of  being president was “a vision of flying around the world, talking to people”. 

This past Friday at a concert in New York, Wyclef fired back, changing lyrics to his song “I want to be President” (subtle) to include “I got a message for Sean Penn/ Maybe he ain’t see me in Haiti because he was too busy sniffing cocaine.”

Sean responded in a statement through his spokesminion, saying “Mr. Jean is clearly unfamiliar with the physical demands put upon volunteers in Haiti. As aid workers there, the notion of depleting the body’s immune system thru the use of illicit drugs is ludicrous. More specifically, J/P Haitian Relief Organization (a.k.a. JPHRO) has a ZERO tolerance policy for any and all illegal drugs. As the leader of this organization, Sean Penn has not only set this policy, but adheres to it. That Mr. Jean would make such a false accusation is reckless and saddening, but not surprising.”

It really says it all when Sean Penn is the voice of reason and logic between two people, doesn’t it?

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Didn’t Kanye already apologize to Taylor Swift last year after interrupting her at acceptance speech at the MTV MVA’s and didn’t she accept the apology and move on?

Anyway, earlier today Kanye took to his Twitter as he has a tendency to do, unleashing a barrage of apologies over the incident, verging almost into parody.

Of course, Kanye also has a new album dropping soon and is going to be at the MTV Music Video Awards next Sunday.  Host Chelsea Handler says she wants Kanye and Taylor to reunite as well.  

Surely the tweets today are  just a coincidence.

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Not on the court but in the stands.

Don’t know who started it or who said what to whom, but something tells me the words “fat” and “bitch” were used one too many times.  This is exactly why I refuse to sit in the nosebleeds at events, too much trash.

Remember when dealing with asshats, keep it chill, with your temper in check, and always, always keep your hands to yourself.  You never know who might be watching, or recording.

Update – Here’s another angle of the fight.  Apparently Chubs and her husband/father/whatever took offense to some of Junior’s language.  One too many f-bombs.  So like the two rational adults they are, they picked a fight with him rather than getting security, changing their seats, or just ignoring him.

All three were arrested and later released but have been banned from the US Open until 2013.  Cue lawsuits (cause you know they’re coming) and a possible offer for a reality TV show.

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Card carrying members of Mensa that they both are (sarcasm), T.I and his wife Tameka (Tiny) Cottle were arrested for hot boxing, or pulling a Paris Hilton in West Hollywood last night.

According to TMZ, the two were booked for possession of a controlled substance and released on $10 grand bail each this morning.  No confirmation on what it was they were smoking but word is it wasn’t pot.  Complicating matters even further?  T.I. is currently on parole after serving seven months in federal prison for weapons offences.

Vapoir trail seems to be the new must have accessory for the youg, rich, and deeply stupid in the southwest.

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