Looks like the reality of getting dumped by her record label and watching her latest rom-com tank at the theatres earlier this year still hasn’t sunk in just yet.

According to People, J-Lo apparently still thinks she’s living in the year 2000, when she could get away with being a diva.  Apparently, Fox has given her the boot, with a source saying “her demands got out of hand”.

I’m dying to know what it was she wanted, aren’t you?  Here’s hoping someone at FOX leaks J-Lo’s list of “must haves”, they should be good for a giggle or two.

No word who’s going to replace J-Lo (word is Steven Tyler is in, but so far that’s just an unsubstantiated rumour).  Nigel Lythgoe, who’s returned to the fold to produce AI, is supposedly determined to get Paula Abdul back.

Stay tuned….

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Slow news day!  

Having absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that the third season of Jersey Shore is currently in production, Snooki’s one time “gorilla juice-head” ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella (whom she kicked to the curb when she got an inkling he might, just might, be using her to get famous), took a flight from LA to try to win back her affections.

According to Radar Online, who snagged an “exclusive” interview with Emilio, he and mentor Spencer Pratt (who paid for the flight) stopped filming the reality show Fist Pumping For Love because no one was interested in it he realized he loves Snooki and wanted to “rescue” her when she got arrested last week.

Uh-huh.

However, Snooki seems to have moved on and Emilio now says he can’t believe he travelled all this way to win her back (by making a spectacle of himself on the boardwalk giving away free hugs).

Bitch, please.

His motives are as transparent as prison bedsheets (and just about as besmirched).

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Lawerence Fishburne’s 19 year old daughter (far left) is taking a page from the Kim Kardashian School of Famewhoring and taking it one step further. 

Not only is she staring in her very own sex-tape in an effort to get her career going, she’s not bothering with the pretense of shock and outrage at it being released by hiring a lawyer to pretend to try and stop it’s imminent arrival on Aug 18th.

In a press release, Montana said, “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid. I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

Yeah, that’s what Shauna Sand thought when she had her sex tape released earlier this year through Vivid as well.  Who?  Exactly.

Although this picture was taken earlier this year, the look on Lawerence Fishburne’s face says it all.

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Pure gold.

You knew given his narcissism and ego, it was only a matter of time before Kanye West, he of the ALL CAPS FORM OF WRITING joined Twitter.

Apparently, the stage rusher joined yesterday and it’s been one Tweet after another since.  Not sure if he’s hawking stuff on the social media network for money (although it wouldn’t surprise me).  Kanye’s new album drops this fall, so he’ll be using Twitter to help promote it.

Here are some instant Kanye classics.  May there be many more.

I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh

Dating models I had to learn to like small dogs and cigarettes

awwwww man this is addictive I might get in trouble on here!!!!

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Would be contestants of the upcoming X-Factor should take note.

An embittered cast off from Britain’s Got Talentwho’s rendition of “You Raise Me Up” was bad enough to make me take a screw driver and swirl it around in my ears until Simon Cowell thankfully pulled the plug on her, is suing the producer and the show over the way she was treated.

Ema Czikai says that Simon hurt her feelings and disregarded a letter she wrote in which she explained that she suffers from a medical condition that can impair her singing voice, adding “I haven’t got a horrible singing voice when I sing in a fair environment that meets the needs of my particular disabilities.”  Emma says she filed the $3.8 million dollar suit to retain her “self respect and dignity”.

Bitch, please. 

Emma says she plans to give any money she’s awarded to charity.  No doubt. She should invest it in singing lessons instead.  Take a look at the clip below and judge for yourself.

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According to Comic-Con organizers and the San Diego police, this is a total first in the event’s history.

Apparently, the moron in a Harry Potter shirt in the picture above got into a dispute over seating with another attendee and stabbed the guy in the side of his eye with a pen during the Resident Evil: Afterlife panel.

Ouch.

The man was detained by other guests at the scene until the police showed up and taken into custody.  Wonder if this will give the perp some much needed street cred at the next Star Trek convention he attends?

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Why should she?  After all, she’s edgy and hardcore and so very very over everything at the ripe old age of 16 (you can tell by the raccoon makeup and permanently bored expression).

The model, singer (of course she’s in a band, she’s a bad-ass), and actress, who’s character on Gossip Girl is going from regular to recurring (never a good sign), was recently profiled in Disorder Magazine to promote her new album.

Among a couple of Taylor’s (non) thoughts was that her record “confronts issues and goes, here’s what f*cking sucks about everythingthing”.  Wow.  That’s like, totally deep! 

Taylor also says that she’s not into guys, before clarifying that she’s not a lesbian, just bored with men (because by age 16 you’ve been around the block so many times sex is dull) and that “her best friend is her vibrator”.

Ooooooh.  Shocking!!!  Except not.  Good plug (heh) for safe sex though.

As this annoying kid’s fifteen minutes continues to thankfully tick away (though not fast enough), expect more attempts to scandalize, shock, and attract attention, all while continuing to maintain that she dosen’t care, becasue Taylor is so…well, you know.

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Officials that approve public ads for the city of Montreal seem to think so.

Apparently, they told Pam that she couldn’t unveil her new ad that promotes vegetarianism as planned because it ” goes against all principles public organizations are fighting for in the everlasting battle of equality between men and women”.

What?

Considering the very liberal attitude Montreal generally has for anything to do with sex or sensuality, this is a bit of a head scratcher. 

Pam responded in a statement,  ”In a city that is known for its exotic dancing and for being progressive and edgy, how sad that a woman would be banned from using her own body in a political protest over the suffering of cows and chickens. n some parts of the world, women are forced to cover their whole bodies with burqas—is that next? I didn’t think that Canada would be so puritanical.”  Pam also added in a press conference,  ”I think they’re [the officials] confusing sexy with sexist”.

Of  course, any sort of scandal or conflict PETA creates is great news for them publicity wise, so complain as they might, I don’t think they’re too crushed or upset by the decision, as odd as it is.

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…and it’s going to cost him.

Kelsey Grammer, currently in the midst of divorcing the permanently 41 year old and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast-member Camille Donatacci, never had her sign a pre-nup when they got married back in 1997.

Cripes.  

This means in all likelihood Kelsey is going to have to fork over 50% of all earnings he made between then and now, a figure rumored to be at least $100 million.

Lets hear it for them folks!  Kelsey Grammer, new poster child for male pattern idiocy, and Camille Donatacci, gold-digger standard setter.

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Of course, she’s not talking about herself here (just alluding to it).  What an over dramatic dumbass.

Dina would probably try to involve Amnesty International over Lindsay’s imminent incarceration, but since they won’t pay her for an “exclusive” interview, she’ll probably bitch to one of TV’s finer tabloid journalism shows instead.

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