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Meet Deena Nicole Cortese, a 23 year old from New Eygpt, NJ, and friend of Snooki’s.  Little is known about her, except that she graduated high-school in 2005,  and according to her now cancelled MySpace and Facebook profiles, she is “ADDiCTiVE & ExPENiIV3 LiK3 COCAiNE!” and all that she needs is “Beats, my broads, and booze”.

Is B3 the new GTL?

Undoubtedly, she’ll fit right in with the others.  I give it two weeks before she’s either hooking up with The Situation or fighting with J-Woww.

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Would be contestants of the upcoming X-Factor should take note.

An embittered cast off from Britain’s Got Talentwho’s rendition of “You Raise Me Up” was bad enough to make me take a screw driver and swirl it around in my ears until Simon Cowell thankfully pulled the plug on her, is suing the producer and the show over the way she was treated.

Ema Czikai says that Simon hurt her feelings and disregarded a letter she wrote in which she explained that she suffers from a medical condition that can impair her singing voice, adding “I haven’t got a horrible singing voice when I sing in a fair environment that meets the needs of my particular disabilities.”  Emma says she filed the $3.8 million dollar suit to retain her “self respect and dignity”.

Bitch, please. 

Emma says she plans to give any money she’s awarded to charity.  No doubt. She should invest it in singing lessons instead.  Take a look at the clip below and judge for yourself.

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Oh noes!  Trouble brewing for the third season of Jersey Shore again already (maybe). 

According to P6, the rest of the cast is fed up with Mike “The Situation Sorrentino’s ego, which is supposedly getting too big for the others liking.  Considering they’re all shameless famewhores who got hired for being just that, this is as perplexing as it is ironic.

Apparently, the fact that The Situation was approached first when that salary dispute occured earlier this month didn’t help matters any either.  Word is some members of the cast are going to try and drive him out.

Expect much more manufactured drama a’la The Hills for season three, which will be begin filming soon in Seaside Heights, NJ.

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The famewhoring father of Lindsay Lohan, who’s been appearing on all the tabloid shows he can recently, engagement to the equally odious Kate Major apparently came to a crashing halt when he allegedly went all Mel Gibson on her and pushed her out of a chair then kicked her in the face.

Police are investigating the allegations as Kate had previously got a restraining order against him (it’s worth noting that he’s been accused of domestic violence before).  Michael is now trying to sell nude pics he took of Kate while she was sleeping this past spring.  Charming.

Of his actions, Kate says “He took these pictures of me without my knowledge. At the time he was my fiancé. I have just found out about these images today and moving forward my lawyer, William O’Conner, will be handing the legalities of anyone that reproduces them.”

Lohan for his part says (without any apparent irony) “She has no money, no job and she’s been living off of me for the last eight months. If she doesn’t stop the nonsense, more and more will come out. I am tired of being used by people who need to make up stories to make money off others.”

Why would anyone want to see the z-list ex assistant of Lindsay Lohan, who became a Star Magazine reporter, only to quit her job to date Jon Gosselin, whom she then dumped for Michael Lohan naked?  

Try as I might, I have little sympathy for Kate.  You know what they say about lying down with dogs…

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Whew, that was close!  The world can start spinning again.

Word is the cast of Jersey Shore (minus the boring one who bailed) have all signed new contracts with MTV, giving each of them a 200% salary increase to $30k per episode for seasons three and four.  Guess MTV is dropping the pretense of the second season being split into two parts for the contract ploy that it was.

Apparently, The Situation was the first to resign, followed by DJ Pauly D. Realizing which way the wind was blowing, Snooki, J-Woww (of the New Jersey Wowws) and the rest jumped on the bandwagon.

The second season begins on July 29th.  GTL (gym, tan, laundry), Baby.

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More drama behind the scenes of MTV‘s Jersey Shore.  

Word is (via TMZ) that most of the cast is refusing to show up for filming the “second” part of the second season, while  Radar Online is saying that the network has given them until today to show up for work “or else”.

It’s sort of convoluted, but from the sounds of things, MTV is trying to pull a bit of fast one, referring to the next phase of production as the second half of the second season or 2B (even though it’s also been identified as “cycle three”) so they don’t have to re-enter contract negotiations with the cast.  2A is the part that was filmed down in Miami during the spring.

MTV is taking a divide and conquer approach, offering Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino a bonus of $60 000 to $1800 000, depending how ratings go for both parts of the second season, plus a huge salary increase of up to $45 thousand per episode for season three (or four, depending on how you look at it).

Confusing, isn’t it?  No wonder Angelia (the boring one that split a couple of episodes into the first season) left again.

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Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, who floored everyone when they announced in last week’s US Magazine that they were engaged, have been shopping around several pitches for a reality TV show starring themselves and their 2 year old kid, Tripp, as they work, play, and go about their daily routines. 

Sounds fascinating.  

However, no one is buying what they’re selling (yet).  Apparently, network execs think the pair are “boring” and “neither of them have personalities”.   Having previously seen Levi on Live with Larry King when Kathy Griffin subbed for the geriatric sex symbol, I can honestly say that’s a pretty accurate statement.

Silly famewhores!  What they need to do is create some drams for the show.  Involve Levi’s Palin hating sister Mercedes, Bristol’s ma, Sarah, and promise occasional appearances by Kathy Griffin.  That would guarantee a ratings bonanza.

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Oh, this trainwreck is going to be EPIC.

Apparently, Faithless Hussy is going to do a stint with Dr Drew before skipping off to be in Celebrity Apprentice (NBC still has to OK her involvement, but will likely want to keep Trump happy) later this year.

No word yet on what Faithless Hussy’s addiction is.  Bad weaves and hair extensions?  Tanning beds?  Collagen injections? Fame?  Money?  Sex with other peoples husbands?  The possibilities are endless.

Other non-noteables joining the cast for production of the much delayed season are Leif Garrett, and Frankie Lons (mother of Keyshia Cole, whomever that is).  Filming is scheduled to start soon, with episodes airing later this year.

Can’t wait to see Faithless Hussy and Janice Dickinson fight interact.

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Because nothing says you’ll make a good business person like f*cking at least two other women’s husbands, having your friends sell the stories to the tabloids, then hiring a famewhoring lawyer to shake down the men you had affairs with (to the the tune of $10 million in Tiger Woods’ case).

Guess Faithless Hussy (Uchitel) just can’t stay out of the spotlight, and Donald Trump knows a draw when he sees it, even if it’s one that people love to hate.  (Here’s hoping he just wants her on to say “your fired”).

Trump’s wife, Melania better keep her eyes open, since Donald is exactly what Faithless Hussy looks for in a man, famous, extremely wealthy, and married, (plus he’s strayed before with his previous wives). 

The best drama on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice could actually be going on behind the cameras.

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Out with one crazy trainwreck (Tila Tequila), in with another (Janice).

TMZ says the modeling agency owner, reality TV mainstay and Tyra Banks nemisis is supposedly joining Dr Drew and company to shake her alcoholism.

Dr Drew must be almost as crazy as Janice if he thinks he can have her there and escape completley unscathed.  Wonder who Janice will end up fighting with (hint: everybody) during the new season?

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