Dubbed in some quarters as The Gay Housewives of New York, Logo‘s upcoming The A List looks like it could move gay rights back 25 years.

Orginally going with the name “Kept” until producers realized no one wanted to cast themselves with a title that basically said “I’m gold-digger”, the new reality show features five horrible gay people and self identified A -listers in New York City as they shop, fight, backstab, and preen for the camera.

The two most recognizable faces in this group of “boys who brunch” would be Mike Ruiz (top, center), a 44 year old celebrity photographer based out of LA who’s worked with high profile celebs and magazines.  Reichen Lemkuhl (far left) is a sort of hot but kind of annoying professional famewhore that won The Amazing Race several years back with his then partner Chip.  After Chip and he were done and Reichen had gone through his winnings, he hooked up with Lance Bass for a while.

Rodiney Santiago (is that his real name? second from left) is a hot Brazilaan piece dating Reichen while he tries to launch a modeling career.  Austin Armacost (the one with the ball in the pool) is supposedly a model turned “fashion connoisseur” and is known for briefly dating Marc Jacobs a few years ago.  Ryan Nickulas (far left) is the owner of a hair salong and if the trailer was any indication the the most fa-la-la-la-fabulous! member of the cast.  Last but not least, Derek Lloyd Saathoff is a former model turned agent (early word is he’s the one to watch as the trainwreck show progresses).

Logo is calling the show The A-list New York, meaning if it’s a hit, L.A., Chicago, or Miami could be next.  And in case your wondering, of course I’m going to watch.

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Andy Cohen strikes again.  The fun and games begin October 16 on Bravo (USA). 

Apparently, Kellsey Grammer will be on several times visiting his ex, gold-digger and plastic surgery aficionado Camille Donatacci (second from left).  No word if Paris Hilton’s going to show up to visit her aunts, Kim and Kyle Richards (second and third from the right) during the season, or what impact her recent legal woes will have on any appearances she may have already taped.

This should prove to be the (totally scripted) trainwreck to end all trainwrecks.  I’ll watch (but hate myself afterwards for it).

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Talk about an indecent proposal.  

Jeff Mirranda, the famewhore who’s been dating the transsexual Oompa Loompa of Jersey Shore for all of four weeks, is proposing to her on the new cover of Steppin’ Out magazine.

Lest you wonder if Steppin’ Out is lowering it’s standards with this, previous cover subjects include Danielle Staub (Real Housewives of New Jersey) and embittered Jon Gosselin cast-off Haley Glassman, so that would be a “no”.

More details about Jeff Miranda’s past have also come to light.  Apparently an ex girlfriend had to put a restraining order on him for threatening to kill her and choking her.  In Jersey Shore parlance, that’s considered foreplay.

Jeff says that after Snooki “deals with the shock, I think she’ll say yes”.

Egads.  If Snooki does say yes (she’s just crazy enough to consider it), could a Jersey Shore Wedding Special be in the works?  Cue apocalypse.

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This is so immature I can’t help but get sucked right in.

Levi Johnston is now taking back his public apology to his almost mother in law (x2), and arch nemisis Sarah Palin he made shortly before US Magazine broke the story that he and Sarah’s daughter Bristol were back together and re-engaged (the two split up again about three weeks later).

Levi was interviewed on CBS‘ The Early Show today, saying, “I don’t really regret anything, but the only thing I wish I wouldn’t have done is put out that apology ’cause it kind of makes me sound like a liar. And I’ve never lied about anything. So that’s probably the only thing. The rest of the stuff I can live with.”

What about that lame Playgirlcenterfold with none of his bits showing after teasing us all for months over it?  Disappointment doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Levi just filled papers in Wasilla , Alaska to run for mayor.  You have to wonder if in the relevant experience section he listed “annoying Sarah Palin” as that must surely count for something.  One of the first stops on Levi’s campaign trail was at a gun store (of course) where he was filmed by his camera crew for his reality show holding a $2000 rifle. 

The Wasillan Hillbillies sure know how to up the dramz and create a scene, don’t they?

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The 19 year old single mother, Pro-abstinence advocate, and future “Mommy Dearest” type biography subject has once again beaten her ex-fiance (x2) at his own famewhoring game, by becoming a contestant on Dancing For A Cheque With The Stars, according to E!

Bristol?  A star??  Really???

Far more likely, Bristol be this season’s Kate Gosselin.  Lets see, she’s a single mother known for having a rocky relationship with the father of her child.  She’s an overpaid hypocrite (apparently a Palin family trait) and people seem to either love her or hate her.  What remains to be seen is reports of diva-ish behavior and a total lack of moves on the dance floor.

You have to wonder how much Bristol’s going to be taking home for every week she manages to stay on.  Also?  Cue countdown for the dating rumours to start between her and The Situation or The Hoff.

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What’s the title going to be, How To Pimp Out Your Kids For Fun and Profit?

Taking a cue from his ex-wife Kate who continues to write about her precious, precious little children while spending as little time with them as possible, Jon Gosselin is going to write about his parenting skills. 

Apparently, they’re so exemplary, he’s teaming up with “leadership coach” Sylvia Lafair, who’s worked with Jon over the past year to write a book about his role in raising the eight meal tickets.  An “insider” (Jon’s latest piece) tells Popeater that “Jon is still deciding what exactly the book will be about, but knows he wants to focus on his parenting skills” adding that interest in Jon from publishers is “huge”.  Yeah, this insider is totally being shtupped by Jon, both literally and figuratively.

The article goes on to say that the book won’t cover Jon’s very public separation and divorce from Kate, his party lifestyle with various young skanky famewhores, or that huge tacky Ed Hardy-esque dragon tattoo he recently got on his back .

Sounds like it’ll be riveting if it ever gets published.

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This twat is unreal.

After getting heaps of attention feigning horror at the sex-tape she claims she had now idea was being filmed (snort), Heidi Montag sat down with Life & Style for an “exclusive interview” to complain about her “heartbreaking” boobs.  Doesn’t she mean back-breaking?

Heidi claims she has no family or friends and wants to live in exile in Costa Rica, where she says she’s been shopping for a plastic surgeon to reverse her surgeries that she had late last fall that make her look like a top heavy blow up sex doll (if the shoe fits…), even though just a short while ago she was insisting she’d never been happier with her appearance.

Soon to be ex-husband Spencer is supposedly down there too, which basically means everything, the marriage, the break-up, the impending divorce, the sex-tapes, Spencer’s ultimatum, is probably a sham and attention ploy. 

At this rate, I’m just waiting to hear that there is no such persons as Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt and the two famewhores are actually caricatures portrayed by a pair of practical jokers with no boundries that have too much time and money on their hands.

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…that Spencer Pratt is shopping around for $5 million.

People have been questioning if the sex tape even exists or if this was just another attention seeking ploy (which seemed likely) with Spencer saying he was using the tape to blackmail Heidi into doing another reality show with him and to call off divorce proceedings, telling TMZ, “You cannot turn off the Speidi machine”.  Spencer says that Heidi just embrace all this, as both she and he are “reality stars, not serious actors. She can’t think she’s Naomi Watts. She’s a tad delusional.”

Heh.

Spencer supposedly tricked Heidi into meeting him in Costa Rica to hand over their dogs to her (why would you travel thousands of miles to hand over a pet when you both live in the same city?) where he gave her the ultimatum.  Oh noes! 

Now that Vivid Entertainment has confirmed it’s real, saying it could even surpass the Kim Kardashian sex tape, as it includes some girl on girl action between Heidi and Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon.  Karissa has warned he’ll sue if it ever is released.

Finally, Spencer’s protege, wanna be famewhore Emilio Masella (ex of Jersey Shore’s Snooki) told TMZ that he wishes he “did that with Snooki, but I’m still learning and wasn’t as smart as him”.

Now granted, Emilio Masella is probably as dumb as he looks, but you know the end of days are nigh when a wanna-be famewhore is looking up to Spencer Pratt as a role model.

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Oh, hell to the no!

One day after announcing he was writing a tell-all about theirmaybe fake relationship, comes news via the harbingers of doom at TMZ that Spender Pratt is in negotiations with Vivid Entertainment to sell a sex tape featuring himself and his soon to be ex-wife, Heidi Montag.

No word when it was shot (pre or post plastic surgery over-kill) or what Heidi thinks of all this.  Chances are this is just another ploy to get his name in the media (if so, well done), but if it’s for reals you just know that Spencer had Heidi sign some sort of release form. 

I’m going to install an “unsee” function into my computer (now if only I could install one into my brain).

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Teresa Giudice, the neanderthalesque cast member of Real Housewives of New Jersey with garish taste and no self control when it comes to shopping is laying the blame for all her financial woes squarely at the feet of Bravo.

Huh?

Apparently, right after declaring bankruptcy, Teresa and her husband Joe dropped over $60 thousand on new furniture for their new home.  The judge overseeing their case felt this was a little excessive, basically saying for people who claim to have no money, they should stick to shopping at Ikea.

Oooooh, BURN.

Lest you think that they spent $60k on furnishing the whole house, think again.  Over $8 000 went to drapes, with another $45 000 dropped on wall hangings, mirrors, tables and chairs.  (All their old crap is up for auction October 3rd to pay their creditors). 

Teresa’s lawyer whined to People that “she needed to re-buy furniture because she didn’t have any furniture in the house.  It’s a big house and she wanted furniture consistent with her style on the show. There is nothing wrong with doing that, except that it doesn’t look good for her to be doing it.”

You think?  With legal advice like that, is it any wonder the Giudice’s are in trouble?  Cripes. 

Meanwhile, some insider (probably Joe) told Popeater ”Everything would be settled by now, but because she is now famous everyone is using the situation to get press for themselves and humiliate her and her family [cough- Danielle Staub-cough]. It’s honestly got to the point where she’s not sure if she wants to come back for another season.  Teresa is sick of everyone knowing all her private financial business.  She didn’t sign up to be on ‘Housewives’ so that everyone could look into her bank account. Millions of couples go through what they are going through, except no one knows about it. It’s just not fair.”

Ah, the seldom used after age 10 but always entertaining “it’s not fair” arguement.  It’s scary to think that people with this attitude have reproduced, no?

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