Pretty Reckless, Taylor Momsen’s band of hired babysitters, released their new video for the single Miss Mothing. You can tell they’re all edgy and hardcore becuase of the eyeliner everyone’s wearing. How retro!
Taylor’s being critizied for being too “sexy” for a sixteen year old girl in this video. Sexy? Really?? Trying too hard to be grownup with cringe worthy results is more like it.
What do you think?
Britney was photographed outside a Crate & Barrel yesterday and while her weave didn’t look too bad from the front, from the back it was a different story.
Road-kill or mange? I can’t decide.
Either way, the girl needs to take a trip to the salon, ASAP.
Oh sarcasm, where would I be without you?
Taylor Momsen, the petulant (and possibly ex) cast-member of Gossip Girlhas been picked by Lordes and Madonna to appear in a series of ads for Material Girl. Nothing screams edgy like Macy’s or Taylor, who’s a perfect example of someone trying to hard if ever their was one.
We. Get. It.
Your edgy. Your hardcore. You don’t give a f*ck.
Can we all go home now? It’s probably past your bedtime.
After her long suffering lawyer, Shawn Chapman-Holley, threw up her hands in frustration and ran screaming out of of the courtroom to get away from Lindsay resigned as Lindsay’s legal council last week (only to be told by the Judge that she can’t quit until all the appropriate paperwork has been filed) the big question was who was going to represent Lilo?
It’s not going to be some green lawyer who just passed the bar last year (which was the rumour late last week), or the Real Cornitian Leather in the spiffy powder blue suit to the left. Who? This would be Stuart V Goldberg, a criminal defense attorney who dropped everything on his plate and left his practice in Illinois to come rushing to Lindsay’s legal aid (whether she wanted it or not).
Surprise, surprise, the Lohans apparently aren’t going to take Mr. Goldberg up on his completely generous and in no way self-serving offer after all. A source close to the lawyer says that the Lohans couldn’t afford Goldberg and that he refused to work for free (so there too). Meanwhile, another source close to Lindsay (obviously Dina) says that she felt Mr. Goldberg was a little too “eccentric”. Heh.
Never thought I’d say this about the Lohan’s, but smart move.
TMZ is now reporting that the Lohans have hired high powered attorney Robert Shapiroto represent Linds with her appeal from here on, so Real Cornithian Leather has taken his leathery hide and powder blue suit back to the windy city.
What were they thinking?
As per Deadline Hollywood, one of the best female superheros ever has been given an updated costume for some reason. Tight black leather pants and jacket with boots. Really? That’s the best they could come up with?? (Ok, so they altered the bracelets a bit too.)
Years, ago DC pulled the same stunt with Superman, giving him a snazzy black and white outfit. Notice how the characters not wearing it anymore in the comics?
DC says of the new look, “It reflects her origins in both the outside world and the world of Amazons: tough, elegant…a street-fighter’s look which also incorporates elements of her classic design.”
Apparently, along with the new outfit comes a new timeline, one where Paradise Island gets invaded and Diana is one of the few to escape as a child, the story then picks up some twenty years later with Diana/Wonder Woman hunted and on the run from her enemies.
Cue the countdown for fan backlash with DC abandoning this look to go back to the tried and true look we all grew up with.
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After having thier spokesminion denounce the current crop of rumours about an imminent split as nothing but a pack of lies, Posh (Victoria Beckham) took the kids on a holiday to France showing off her latest hair style, while husband David stayed in South Africa to support England at the World Cup.
Guess Posh got tired of growing her hair out and got extensions put in. A lot of people seem to like it. Not me. She looks like a cast member from one Bravo’s Real Housewives of… franchise here.
The overuse of extensions and weaves is really getting out of hand. The look is so generic and ubiquitous now, no one with them stands out anymore, giving all a ”sameness” quality (for lack of a better term), like dolls off a production line from a toy factory.
Thursday night the world premiere of Eclipse was held in LA.
Apparently, Twi-freaks had camped out days ahead in order to score tickets and get a glimpse of the film’s cast. Some of these people aren’t kids either, but adults (supposedly).
The entire cast showed for the premiere, including headliners Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart, and Robert Pattinson,who surprisingly didn’t get any flack about that quote from the NYT. However, he did complain in EW about bloggers, calling them nerds hiding behind computers saying negative things. That’s completelyuntrue! I’m not hiding. Ok, moving on….
The rest of the cast was at the premiere too, including Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen) looking like she was wearing a grey bed-sheet for a dress, and Nikki Reed (Rosemarie Hale) in what appeared to be the remains of some sort of bird. Guess when your co-stars get all the buzz, you do what you have to in order to stand out (cough-leaked nude pictures-cough).
Early word (from EW anyway) is that Eclipse is the best installment of the franchise so far, although considering the quality of the first two movies, that should’nt necessarily be taken as a ringing endorsement.
Word is Summit Entertainment has been playing hardball with the media. Bad reviews or snark could get one banned from future premieres, press confrences and interviews with the stars. With two more installments in the franchise to go, most media outlets are towing the line.
Haters to the left.
A couple of months ago there was a rumour that Lindsay Lohan was sleeping with celebrity photographer Indrani (yeah, I never heard of her until then either).
Anyway, Lindsay’s now all up in arms for how she’s beeing portrayed on Indrani’s new Bravo reality TV show, Double Exposure.
Apparently, in the episode titled “Is Lindsay Here Yet?” the tardy trainwreck showed up somewhere between eight and eleven hours late for a photo-shoot, which totally sounds like something she’d do. Lindsay even says she’s sorry for being late in the episode, so that should be that, right?
Trick question!
Lindsay is disputing how she’s portrayed in the episode, saying Bravo set her up by giving her the wrong time for the shoot, which also sounds quite possible as well (imagine that, pulling the strings to create drama for reality TV). Of course, Lindsay’s taken to her main means of communication to vent her displeasure/outrage/wrath at the photographers, producers, and network via Twitter (so much cheaper than a publicist).
Meanwhile, Indrani (one name, like Madonna), and this Markus person both claim Lindsay hired them (not the other way around) to shoot her for her leggings line. This actually computes, as professional “celebrity” photographers wouldn’t sit idly by unless they were being paid for their time, then again, Bravo is probably footing the bill for the whole thing, so who knows?
This one’s a tie. Lindsay Lohan: still delusional, lying, and late. Bravo: manipulating events and catering to the lowest common denominator.
What? Again??
Is there anything worse than a self identified “celebrity blogger”? Seriously. Rather than comment on pop culture, some (if not all) become convinced that they are as famous (ok, given) and interesting (not really) as the people they blog about.
(Yes, I realize I’m sort of biting my own hand – bare with me, I’m leading up to something here).
Perez Hilton, celebrity blogger, famewhore, and total jackass has posted yet another questionable link to a picture of Miley Cyrus’ crotch region, from her performance at the MMVA’s last night.
The picture shows Miley’s crotch with a bit of flesh (don’t ask me what part, I’m a blogger, not a gynecologist) poking out from under her leotard.
Yawn….zzzzzzzzzzzz…
Needless to say, Perez hasn’t had this much press since he got punched in the face at an after party at last year’s MMVA’s so of course he’s at it again. Obviously, his lawyers have cleared thew way for him to do so otherwise he wouldn’t be doing it. Perez may be revolting and without any ethics, but he’s not stupid.
Guess Amy Winehouse’s latest stint in re-hab was just a quick over the weekend dry out and not a 28 day stint. I had no idea they did those. You just know there’s more to this than a short stint in rehab, but so far no one’s talking. Boo.
The pearl of Camden was seen out and about in London last night looking coherent and fresh as a daisy (for Amy) as she stepped out with boyfriend Reg Traviss.
Is it just me, or do her boobs look bigger now?
