…Looks put out because of it.
Actually, Tyra was at a masked ball for French Vogue and concocted this look herself, happily Tweeting “So FRENCH VOGUE mask is sum cheap FISHNET stockings I got n crazy store n Paris! I cut em up n made it y’all. N did my ow hair n makeup.”
Fierce, or flop?
Ooooo – awkward.
Host Sarah Murdoch (yes, of those Murdochs) announced the wrong girl had won cyle six of ANTM last night on national TV.
The host and both the actual winner, Amanda Ware, as well as the runner up,Kelsey Martinovich handled the whole thing with just the right amount of good humour, professionalism, and humility.
Kelsey actually had to reassure Sarah she was fine with the decision, repeatedly telling the distressed host she was fine and all right.
Can you just imagine this going down on the US version? Miss J would probably faint, Andre Leon Talley would develop the vapours, Jay Manuel would run screaming from the set, and Tyra would undoubtedly try to make it all about her. The contestants involved would both probably try to sue, citing emotional distress and embarrassment.
Amanda gets $20 ooo, a trip to New York to meet with Elite Models and an eight page spread in Harper’s Bazaar Australia. Kelsey, for her troubles and grace under pressure, will be getting $25 000 as well as a trip to New York City. Not a bad consolation prize.
Seen yesterday in the Lower East Side in New York, what was originally thought to be the unfortunate result of a misguided pairing between Ronald McDonald and Pippy Longstocking street walking turned out to be Rihanna filming a video for her next single, Whats My Name?
She’s been a busy little bee, filming videos for Whos That Chick? (single number three) two weeks ago, and another last week for her current single, Only Girl (In The World) from her forth-coming album, Loud.
With the hair and that outfit, Rhianna seems to be immersing herself in the album’s title just a little too much. If those colours and patterns were any louder, she’d trigger seizures in those around her.
The mileage both Katy and the producers of Sesame Street are getting out of that boobalicousand subsequently banned segment she shot with Elmo singing her hit Hot and Cold is unreal.
Last night, Saturday Night Live kicked off it’s 36thseason with excastmember Amy Poehler as host and Katy Perry as the musical guest.
Katy appeared in the above skit of Bronx Beat, playing a bouncy, sixteen year old public library volunteer who’s filled out over the summer, and just happens to be wearing an Elmo t-shirt that looks like it’s about to split from the strain.
Hilarity ensues.
I wouldn’t be caught dead in it (I’d be way too self conscious and feel ridiculous). Granted, Lenny’s a musician and raging heterosexual. It’s a testament to him that he still looks straight in that ensemble.
Not sure about the wedge boots though – pretty fug. On the plus side, I guess the murse no longer has to match the footwear (good to know).
And since I can’t post ANYTHING without a little bit of snark, the only thing this outfit seems to be missing is a light-saber or Dorthy Zbornak from the Golden Girls.
Pulling her patented “I’m so happy to be here, except not” look, annoying child and hard core triple threat Taylor Momsen strikes a pose with Madonna and her daughter Lordes last night during the official launch party of the Material Girl clothing line at Macy’s last night in NYC.
Lordes’ father, Carlos Leon, was there too. Word is he’s not thrilled with his daughter’s attempts to be in the limelight and has put his foot down when it comes to dating. I bet the arguments are spectacular.
I’d be more worried about the influence Angry Raccoon has on her than anything else. From what I see in this picture above, Lordes is already starting to emulate her.
Remember that post the other day about Katy Perry singing “Hot & Cold” with an apparently traumatized Elmo?
Well the fuddy-duddies out there got their collective tits (pun intended) into a knot over Katy’s dress, even though it didn’t show as much boobage as originally thought due to flesh coloured mesh.
Yeah, I don’t get it either. Why cover up your boobs in the first place if your going to make it look like your not? Weird (not to mention pointless).
Long story short, the producers took heed of parents concerns and won’t show the clip after all. Instead, they’re going to have Ernie and Bert sing “I Feel Pretty” with Adam Lambert while making out with him.
Ok, I totally made that last part up.
In the one corner we have a slightly insane gruff talk show host, in the other a transsexual Oompa Loompa who’s brought back the POUF out of retirement already (that was quick).
Wait. What???
Do you think Snookie is afraid that people won’t recognize her if she doesn’t wear it? Come on! How many transsexual Oompa Loompas can there be?
Heh.
One time sex tape star, sometimes drug mule, and vapid celebutard Paris Hilton got the heave-ho from officials in Japan, where she had gone to launch her fall/winter 2010 line of clothing.
After arriving late Tueday night in her private jet, Paris was detained and questioned for six hours, before being denied entry to the country regarding her recent legal woes (Japanese laws regarding illegal drugs are quite strict).
Paris’ spokesminion released a statement saying ”Paris is very disappointed and fought hard to keep her business commitments and see her fans, but she is forced to postpone her commitments in Asia. Paris understands and respects the rules and laws of the immigration authorities in Japan and fully wishes to cooperate with them.”
Paris is currently enroute back to the US, where presumably she’ll have to be let back in.
I’m assuming Katy has a clause in her rider that states that her boobs must be the focal point for all her costumes.
While some will question the appropriateness of her outfit, given the average age of your typical Sesame Street viewer, they’re probably just going to be all, ”I’m hungry, MOMMY!”
In other Katy news, she hit Vegas over the weekend with her BFF Rihanna for her bachelorette party. Word is they tore up the town in style. Katy will be marrying Russell Brand later this year or early next (I’m too lazy to look it up and they’ve been known to throw misinformation out to the masses).
