Looks like the head of the hen house is having difficulty keeping the rest of the chickens in line. 

On today’s episode of The View, Bill O’Rielly, compassionate, tolerant humanitarian that he is, explained that he’s against a Mosque being built near the World Trade Center because “Muslims killed us on 9/11″.

Whoopi and Joy both walked off the set while Barbara tried to restore order (both returned a short time later).  You just know Elisabeth Hasselbeck was loving every second of this.

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His spokesminion said he would do it and now he has.

Becks is suing InTouch Magazine over a story that said he paid a hooker $10 grand each time she tricked with him (five times in total) back in 2007.

The suit was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court late Friday alleging libel, slander, and “intentional inflection of emotional distress”.  Another suit has been filed in Germany, where the tabloid’s parent corporation is located.  Becks is also seeking a front page apology from the tabloid and has hired private investigators to track down the hooker who sold her story to the magazine, Irma Nici, so she can be served with a $7.9 million lawsuit for damages (she’s apparently gone into hiding in New York City).

If nothing else, here’s hoping his suit helps stem the crass tide of Rachel Uchitel wanna-bes peering out from magazine covers.

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After testing positive for coke and amphetamines (likely Adderall or meth) a bench warrant was issued yesterday by the judge now overseeing her case for Lindsay’s arrest.  Lindsay needs to show up for court Friday morning to answer for failing her drug tests.  Most are expecting her to be thrown back in jail, although “experts” are saying it’s highly unlikely she’ll spend the aforementioned thirty days she was told she’d serve for breaking the terms of her freedom behind bars (I’m guessing she spends about four).

Meanwhile, Radar was just trumpeting yesterday that Lindsay was on the verge of financial ruin, but it looks like they spoke too soon.  TMZ is saying the Lohans have settled that over the top lawsuit for $100 million against E-trade where they claimed a commercial with mention of a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay was an obvious and damaging reference to Lindsay herself.

Apparently, E-tradeblinked and agreed to settle out of court.  No word on how much cash they had to throw the Lohan’s way, but Lindsay and Dina are said to be “very pleased” with the amount.  What a pair of con artists.

No more Lindsay posts til Friday (I promise), unless she runs someone over with her new car or does something equally newsworthy.

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Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later.  

The Bieb, who has millions of followers on his Twitter account, learned last night what happens when you blaspheme in the eyes of the faithfull. 

It all started when TMZ posted photos taken a little over a week ago (that may or may not have been staged for publicity) showing the Bieb making out with the 16 year old opening act of his concert who’s also the co-star from his “Baby” video.  Guess that’s one way of ensuring job security.

This did not sit well with some of his fans, who created #getsomejustin to poke fun at the diminutive singer and his raging hormones.

That Tweet took off, and eventually things got so out of hand, the Bieb’s manager Scooter (heh), started Tweeting in the Bieb’s defense on his own  Twitter account, calling for a cease and desist by pulling out the tired “he’s just a kid and can’t defend himself” song and dance that seems to be the Bieb’s signature move whenever faced with adversity.

Kids that earn millions in an adult industry don’t get to hide behind their age when things don’t go their way, sorry. 

Also? The Bieb’s used Twitter for evil himself, posting a kid’s number and telling his followers to text message him when he got annoyed that the kid called him after finding out his number.

Live by the Tweet, die by the Tweet.

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Real Housewives of DC is the only version of the franchise that hasn’t been a runaway hit for Bravo, and speculation is that it has to do with the Sahali’s involvement. 

Adding to that there’s increasing tension with fellow cast member Lynda “dealing with second tier seemed so unnatural” Erkiletian, who’s been complaining to people about the Salahi’s publicity stunts. 

The Salahi’s have also accused Bravoof keeping them from telling people what really went down the night of the White House State Dinner they crashed last fall (The Salahi’s were likely behind the idea but the camera crew was probably only too delighted to tag along for the ride), irritating the high foreheads at the network.

Most recently, Michaele announced she has MS and has been living with the disease for years.  She wouldn’t lie about something like that.  Would she?

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First Adam Lambert now Russell Brand.  Clearly, celebrities are as mad as hell and aren’t going to take it anymore!

Apparently, Russell and girlfriend Katy Perry were living a teenage dream at LAX when a paparazzi allegedly tried to take an upskirt shot of Katy.  Russell startef giving the pap a beat-down (caught on the ever watchful lens of a TMZ camera), before being held by airport security.  The police were called and carted Russell off, charging him with battery.  Russell cooled his heels behind bars for a while, before being released on $20 000 bail.

Meanwhile, Katy (who’s pretty much shown the world everything under her clothes in her videos and magazine photospreads) took to her Twitter defending her fiance.

You know, if they really wanted to punish that pap and avoid a run-in with the law, all they needed to do was have Katy sing an acoustic version of Ur So Gay while Russell performed an interpretive dance to it.

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No, this isn’t a game of gay touch football gone wrong. 

Adam Lambert, who courted a career as a pop star on American Idol, got upset when a paparazzi took his picture while on the beach in Miami, Florida yesterday.

Adam’s friend pulled him off the photographer before things got too out of hand, but the singer is now facing assault and battery accusations.  TMZ says the pap went to the police and milked it for all it’s worth.  Blah blah, “violently attacked” blah.  The cops have taken his statement and the complaint is pending investigation.  Cue lawsuit in 5..4..3…

Adam like everyone in his age group, went on Twitter (if you don’t post it, it hasn’t happened) and tried to brush the dust up off.

“Eeew paparazzi killed my peaceful afternoon on the beach! #howisthisok?”
 

Hahha the photos are hilarious !! Lol please everyone forgive me for that hat. – I was attempting a disguise- clearly failed. Hahah”

Can’t say I blame Adam for not wanting to get his picture taken in that get up.  HIDEOUS!

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She looks worried about this, no? 

TMZ is saying Kim’s hired indentured Lindsay Lohan defense attorney Shawn Chapman Holley to stop the sale of those Kinky Kim blow up sex dolls that resemble her.

Apparently SCH has already fired off a letter to the Pipedream, the company that makes them, telling them to cease and desist or else.  A spokesminion for the company says their not budging, and that(presumably with a straight face), “The similarity between the Kinky Kim doll and Ms. Kardashian is purely coincidental.” 

Anyone else geting a sense of deja vu here?  What are the odds Kim settles for a piece of the profits?  A seven Birkin at a time shopping habit is an expensive one to maintain.  Just sayin’.

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And apparently knows how to hold a grudge. 

While performing at her old high school near Santa Barbara (10 year reunion?) the singer spotted a guy who was the object of her unrequitted affections back in the day and dedicated her gay baiting song “Ur So Gay” to him.

“Is that Shane Lopes? You were the most popular kid in my class! But you never wanted to date me, it was always Amanda Wayne. Oh yeah, you really chose right honey. What’s up. What’s up now, player. I’m going to dedicate this next one to Shane Lopes everyone!”

Hysterical.

Shane didn’t seem to mind the attention or take it too personally.  I would have been angry only because the song is so bad.  Don’t believe me?  Have a listen by taking a look at the video below.  I made it to 1:13 then started to lose the will to live.

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Snooki debuted a sleeker hairstyle at the MTV VMA’s Sunday night that, dare I say, actually look pretty decent (pit about the rest of the ensemble).  Apparently the orange one has outgrown the pouf, having worn it since she was sixteen.  “I want to look more mature” Snooki told People.

In other Jersey Shore news, there seems to be growing division amongst the Guidos, specifically with The Situation stemming from his gig on Dancing For A Cheque.  Word is the abtastic Guido is getting too big for his britches for the other cast members liking.  “Mike doesn’t have any game.  He thinks he does, but he doesn’t”, Snooki told the tabloid, the irony clearly lost on her.

Will The Situation’s success outside of Jersey Shore make a failure of their made for reality TV home?  Stay tuned…

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