Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.  Especially one with a set of keys that knows where you park your car like in that Carrie Underwood song.

Apparently, Mark Salling (Puck) and Naya Rivera (Santana) were something of an item, and by “something”, I mean she seems to have been under the impression that she was his main squeeze, while he was under the impression that theirs was a casual relationship.

Uh-oh.

According to US , Naya and some of her friends pulled a real number on Mark’s Lexus (messing with a guys car is a major no-no) by keying it.  Because acting like an insanely jealous vandal always solves everything.  No word if Mark plans on pressing charges, insisting Naya pay for the damages, or if he’s just going to let it slide.

Curious to see how this plays out, only because if the roles were reversed, there’d be a total poo storm over it, with people demanding that charges be layed and Mark’s character be written out of Glee.

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Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!

According to TMZ, the latest member of the buff young drama queen club is suing a company called McMahon’s RV because they promised him a $300 thousand custom RV by June 21st to use while he was filming the sure to be Oscar contender Abduction. 

Unfortunately, the company only supplied Taylor with a regular RV (oh, the horror). He’s seeking an unspecified settlement for breach of contract, “emotional distress”,  ”annoyance” because of it.

You know, if not getting the type of RV Taylor wanted caused him emotional distress, can’t wait to see what getting soundly mocked in the media over this lawsuit’s going to do.

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Looks like Madonna and her daughter Lordes have a fight on their hands over the line of clothes for teenagers they’ve created for Macy’s that just recently launched.

Apparently, a California based clothing company called LA Triumph is claiming they’ve used the name Material Girl since 1997, for a line they say is similar in style, price, and availability. 

Lawyers for LA Triumph went to court on Thursday and filed a suit, demanding that The Big M and Macy’s change the name and hand over all profits to them (of course) saying that this creates “deception” in the market.

Considering that Madonna coined the phrase “Material Girl” 26 years ago, wouldn’t she own rights to it?  Will the judge presiding over the case notice when word of  Madonna and Lourde’s line and it’s moniker made the news months ago, LA Triumph remained strangely silent over the matter?  What exactly where they waiting for?  Questions, questions….

Besides being exposed to business meetings and the inner workings of the fashion industry, guess Lourdes is also getting her first exposure to corporate dust-ups.  Welcome to the big league, kid.

Whichever way this suit goes (instinct says it’ll be dismissed) Madonna won’t be hurting for money.  Rumour is the big M is being offered $1 BILLION for a five year Las Vegas residency at Ceasar’s Palace.

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Or he will have his Twitter followers, 4.5 million strong, make life….difficult.

Apparently, it all started because 15 year old Kevin Kristopik hacked into the Facebook account of one of Justin Bieber’s friends by claiming he was the friend and forgot the password.  All the answers were available on the Internet and he got in (clever).  Kristopik read a couple of messages from the Bieb, got his private phone number, then started to text him trying to get a response.  The Bieb took exception to this and just before midnight on Saturday posted the following Tweet.

Within minutes, Kristopik got 26,000 text messages (I’d hate to see that cell phone bill).  He’s since deleted his Twitter account and he and his mother made an appearance on  Inside Edition last night, demanding an apology. 

Pffffft.

Good luck with that one.  The only way he’ll get it is if the Bieb and his handlers think there’s even the slightest possibility that Mother Kristopik can sue and win (she’s probably already contacted a lawyer).

On the plus side, she can probably now scratch off any future releases of the Bieb’s from her son’s Christmas and birthday wish lists.

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Normally I’m not team Jen at all, but in this case I’ll make an exception.

It all started when sad lonely perfume shill Jen was givng an interview to promote her movie The Switch, when she told reporters on Sunday, “Women are realizing it more and more knowing that they don’t have to settle with a man just to have that child. Times have changed and that is also what is amazing is that we do have so many options these days, as opposed to our parents’ days when you can’t have children because you have waited too long”.

Right-wing FOX News nutbar Bill O’Reilly took exception to this, saying Jen was “thowing a message to 12 and 13 year old girls” glamourizing single motherhood and that was “destructive to our society”.

Well, turns out Kitty (or her spokesminion) has claws, telling  People in a written statement, “Many women dream of finding Prince Charming… but for those who’ve not yet found their Bill O’Reilly, I’m just glad science has provided a few other options.”

Oooooh, burn!

Aniston – 1  O’Reilly – 0

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Uh-oh.

Mia Farrow is either very brave or very stupid. 

In the Hague to give her version of events surrounding the blood diamonds that were given to Naomi Campbell, Mia Farrow basically said that Naomi was blowing smoke up the courts collective ass and pulled the wool over their eyes when she testified last Thursday.

Mia says Naomi knew exactly who gave her those “dirty stones” and what they were, telling the court, “She [Naomi] said that she had been awakened by men knocking at her door and they had been sent by Charles Taylor, who gave her a huge diamond.”

Mia says that Naomi told her she would donate the diamond to charity, but she was quite excited about it.  “It was sort of an unforgettable moment”.

Naomi had said she had given them to Jeremy Rattcliffe who ran a Nelson Mandela Children’s charity.  Ratcliffe initally denied ever receiving them, but after Naomi’s testimony, he handed them over to the authorities and is now under investigation himself.

Apparently, if your caught giving false testimony to the Special Court for the Sierra Leone, offenders can face up to two years in prison.  Naomi might find herself even more inconvenienced than she was previously, and Mia might want to invest in a football helmut, as Naomi probably has a BlackBerry with her name on it.

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I think Barbara Walters needs to come back to the hen house that is The View.  Things are starting to get out of control.

The latest indication was on yesterday’s show, when the White House Party Crasher/Real Housewives of DCcast-member Michaele Salahi and the rest of the cast were guests on the show.  Apparently, they were heatedly talking about a drink throwing episode when Whoppi (who was not interviewing them) came out on stage, touched Michaele’s shoulder and said “Excuse me, can you get back to the White House please?” 

As she started to walk away, Michaele turned to her responding “Oh if you’d like us to we can” (shown above).

After the segment was over,  Michaele and her husband Tareq (who was there with her but not on TV) ran to security in hysterics claiming she had been attacked physically.  When Whoopi got wind of the accusation, she went to confront them about it in person, with F-bombs flying all around.

SHOCKING!

A spokesminion for The View said “As the broadcast clearly shows, the accusation was completely unfounded. After being told she was being accused of hitting Ms. Salahi, Whoopi proceeded to defend herself verbally.”

There you have it folks, Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the famewhore heir apparents to Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.

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Would be contestants of the upcoming X-Factor should take note.

An embittered cast off from Britain’s Got Talentwho’s rendition of “You Raise Me Up” was bad enough to make me take a screw driver and swirl it around in my ears until Simon Cowell thankfully pulled the plug on her, is suing the producer and the show over the way she was treated.

Ema Czikai says that Simon hurt her feelings and disregarded a letter she wrote in which she explained that she suffers from a medical condition that can impair her singing voice, adding “I haven’t got a horrible singing voice when I sing in a fair environment that meets the needs of my particular disabilities.”  Emma says she filed the $3.8 million dollar suit to retain her “self respect and dignity”.

Bitch, please. 

Emma says she plans to give any money she’s awarded to charity.  No doubt. She should invest it in singing lessons instead.  Take a look at the clip below and judge for yourself.

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Oh noes!  Trouble brewing for the third season of Jersey Shore again already (maybe). 

According to P6, the rest of the cast is fed up with Mike “The Situation Sorrentino’s ego, which is supposedly getting too big for the others liking.  Considering they’re all shameless famewhores who got hired for being just that, this is as perplexing as it is ironic.

Apparently, the fact that The Situation was approached first when that salary dispute occured earlier this month didn’t help matters any either.  Word is some members of the cast are going to try and drive him out.

Expect much more manufactured drama a’la The Hills for season three, which will be begin filming soon in Seaside Heights, NJ.

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Here we go, yet again.

Radar Online has now released the first of many voicemails that Mad Mel left Gold-Digger.  Well, at least by selling a voicemail where he knew he was being recorded she’s not breaking any laws or court orders this time.

In this sure to be smash from the people who brought you his previous hits, Mad Mel tells Gold-Digger to get it on with her ex, Timothy Dalton, calling her a “Glum C**t” and saying “You can get it on with anybody else and your son can watch it.”

He certainly has a way with words, no?

It’s pretty clear now that whatever their motives where initially, each bit off way more than they could chew by becoming involved with one another.

Cripes.

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