This is kind of cool.
In the new video for Crossfire, the new song by The Killers frontman Brandon Flowers, Charlizer Theron is his bad ass resucer from a bunch of Ninjas.
No, I’m not making any of this up.
The song is from Brandon’s upcoming solo album Flamingo, due out Sept 14th.
Ok, the cable network isn’t actually calling it that (although they really, really, should). Syfy has announced that one time mall concert singing sensation Tiffany will be pitted against Debbie Gibson in an upcoming made TV movie, Mega Python vs Gatoroid. No, I’m not making any of this crap up.
The plot revolves around Gibson playing an animal rights activist advocating the release of tropical snakes into the Everglades, while Tiffany plays a park ranger determined to protect the gator population. Here I was hoping they’d each be playing the title roles. Sadness.
Syfy has a hit on it’s hands with it’s Original Saturday Night B-grade mega- monster movies. Last year Debbie (excuse me Deborah), starred in Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (it’s ridiculously awesome as it sounds – see trailer at bottom of post below) while Tiffany was in Mega Piranah.
Mega Python vs Gatoroid is scheduled to air on Syfy sometime next year.
Check out his clip about the fight scenes (there’s quite a few of them) for the upcoming third installment of the Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
The film clearly isn’t just from Bella’s POV (unlike the books) and probably stands to be the most accessible (something for everyone) to date.
Apparently, some Twi-freaks have been complaining that the movie focuses too much on action and not enough on the Edward/Bella/Jacob love triangle, without of course having seen anything but the trailers at this point.
Mind-boggling.
Haters to the left.
Tastes like chicken!
Apparently, Comedy Central is going to roast David Hasselhoff for a new special that is set to air August 15th. Just how do you roast someone who’s career (if not life) already seems to be a parody of itself?
The Hoff ‘s all for it, saying “I’m honored that Comedy Central is going to get ‘Hoff’ on me. I have always been a major fan of Roasts, dating back to the days of the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts. Laughter is the best medicine. Bring it on! I’m ready to take the heat.”
No word if it’s open season with any and all topics regarding the Hoff, or if some (cough-alcohol-cough) will remain verboten. Should be an interesting group gathered to roast him. You just know Pam Anderson will be there and say something completely inappropriate (which is kind of the whole point).
Kylie Minogue’s video for her new single All The Lovers from her forthcoming album Aphrodite has been released and it’s pretty smokin’ hot.
Apparently, everyone decides to strip down to their skivvies and start to make out in the middle of the street, which soon turns into a big free for all. One guy unfortunately looks like he’s wearing diapers in one shot but that’s the risk of wearing tighty whiteys when you have a bubble butt.
Hot girl on girl, girl on boy, and boy on boy action ensues, as Kylie gets fondled while being lifted up to the top of an ever growing pile of people macking on each other.
There’s also big white balloon in the shape of an elephant floating around, a white stallion comes trotting through as the party progresses, and white doves. Freudian imagery or sly commentary?
Cue the countdown for some conservative watchdog group to start making noise about some of the content in the video (to their own detriment).
Cue chest thumping and gushing from the only singer possibly more cheesy than Mariah Carey.
Celine is about 14 weeks along. Apparently, the 42 year old singer turned to accupuncture as a last ditch effort to concive (oversharing is one of her trademark characteristics and we love her for it) after invetro fertalization didn’t work out.
Needless to sayCeline and her svengali husband/manager Rene Angelil are “thrilled”. I’ll lay off the snark now since they’re both actually sincere in their shmaltz.
The Pussycat Dolls frontwoman along with partner Derek Hough took home the coveted (their words not mine) MirrorBall trophy in last nights two hour finale. Was there ever really any doubt?
The show also saw the return of this seasons past contestants including Pam Anderson, Aidan Turner, Bachelor Jake Pavelka and that fiance of his, and the completely stiff and rhythmless Kate Gosselin, there to shill her two new shows and remind everyone in a clip that she’s “contri-versial”.
(Sideside – rumour has it that Kate was paid $100 000 per week to be on DWTS. Since she was on for five weeks prior to being voted off. Do the math and try not to feel sick.)
Evan Lysacek and his partner Anna Trebunskaya came in second. Was it just me or did she seem to be over it (as in him)? That smile on her face was a little too fixed.
Erin Andrews and Maks came in third. Considering as an ESPN reporter Erin was the only celeb in the top three who doesn’t use dance in her day job, she did phenomenally well.
Here’s Marc Jacobs looking for all the world like an aging circuit queen coming down on a Monday morning after a weekend of hard core partying in an ad for his new cologne called BANG. Subtle.
Possible influences of the scent include the walk of shame, body sweat, tanning oil, tattoos and desperation stemming from gay mid-life crisis.
Marc should have just named this CRASS, but it probably would have been rejected by the buzz kills in the marketing department.
I was afraid this was going to happen. Watching Dancing with the Hasbeens simply to make fun of critique Kate Gosselin has left me curious about the outcome. (Although it’s probably Nicole Scherzinger from The Pussy Cat Dolls competition to lose.)
Last night, latest The Bachelor, pretty fly-boyJake Pavelka was sent packing.
“This is, I think, the best season of Dancing With the Stars I’ve seen. I was so honored to be here. “I enjoyed every second. I want to thank Texas, I want to thank all the Mavericks fans, Canada, all the tweets, Facebook … thank you for keeping me here for six episodes. I can’t even put it into words how much I enjoyed this.” Jake said tearing up, after getting the news that he was dunzo.
No word yet what Jake is going to do next (go back to flying?) but chances are we’ll all be hearing from him soon enough when he either splits from that number he picked on The Bachelor or finds another outlet to famewhore in.
Colour me surprised. I thought they’d keep her around for at least another week or two.
Ratings magnet or not, the votes came in and Kate Gosselin was told to pack her dancing shoes and go back to doing what she does best, promoting her new book and general famewhoring (which she’s doing for the kids).
Kate seemed overly medicatedresigned even before the verdict was announced. “Screw you guys, I’m going home!” she said. Ok, she totally didn’t say that. Kate actually said “I need a minute”, teared up and then added “I am so honored to have been here. It was a good experience. I cannot wait to watch the rest of these people Monday.”
To her fan base (wait Kate has fans?) she said “”Thank you for believing in me probably more than I believed in myself.”
Awwwww. If I had a feelings I’d be moved right about now. Oh well, moving on….
Guess George Lopez’s involvement and Kate’s chain e-mail she sent out to friends asking them to vote for her before sending it along to ten others and so on, and so on, and so on, (yes it actually came to that, and of course somone tipped off Life&Style) were all for naught.
Fear not! Kate will be returning to TV this summer via TLC on a new show, as well as the return of Kate Plus Eight (no Jon though).
