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Kylie Minogue’s video for her new single All The Lovers from her forthcoming album Aphrodite has been released and it’s pretty smokin’ hot.

Apparently, everyone decides to strip down to their skivvies and start to make out in the middle of the street, which soon turns into a big free for all.  One guy unfortunately looks like he’s wearing diapers in one shot but that’s the risk of wearing tighty whiteys when you have a bubble butt.  

Hot girl on girl, girl on boy, and boy on boy action ensues, as Kylie gets fondled while being lifted up to the top of an ever growing pile of people macking on each other.

There’s also big white balloon in the shape of an elephant floating around, a white stallion comes  trotting through as the party progresses, and white doves.  Freudian imagery or sly commentary? 

Cue the countdown for some conservative watchdog group to start making noise about some of the content in the video (to their own detriment).

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Cue chest thumping and gushing from the only singer possibly more cheesy than Mariah Carey.

Celine is about 14 weeks along.  Apparently, the 42 year old singer turned to accupuncture as a last ditch effort to concive (oversharing is one of her trademark characteristics and we love her for it) after invetro fertalization didn’t work out.

Needless to sayCeline and her svengali husband/manager Rene Angelil are “thrilled”.  I’ll lay off the snark now since they’re both actually sincere in their shmaltz.

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The Pussycat Dolls frontwoman along with partner Derek Hough took home the coveted (their words not mine) MirrorBall trophy in last nights two hour finale.  Was there ever really any doubt? 

The show also saw the return of this seasons past contestants including Pam Anderson, Aidan Turner, Bachelor Jake Pavelka and that fiance of his, and the completely stiff and rhythmless Kate Gosselin, there to shill her two new shows and remind everyone in a clip that she’s “contri-versial”.

(Sideside – rumour has it that Kate was paid $100 000 per week to be on DWTS.  Since she was on for five weeks prior to being voted off.  Do the math and try not to feel sick.) 

Evan Lysacek and his partner Anna Trebunskaya came in second.  Was it just me or did she seem to be over it (as in him)?  That smile on her face was a little too fixed. 

Erin Andrews and Maks came in third.  Considering as an ESPN reporter Erin was the only celeb in the top three who doesn’t use dance in her day job, she did phenomenally well.

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Here’s Marc Jacobs looking for all the world like an aging circuit queen coming down on a Monday morning after a weekend of hard core partying in an ad for his new cologne called BANG.  Subtle.

Possible influences of the scent include the walk of shame, body sweat, tanning oil, tattoos and desperation stemming from gay mid-life crisis.

Marc should have just named this CRASS, but it probably would have been rejected by the buzz kills in the marketing department.

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I was afraid this was going to happen.  Watching Dancing with the Hasbeens simply to make fun of critique Kate Gosselin has left me curious about the outcome.  (Although it’s probably Nicole Scherzinger from The Pussy Cat Dolls competition to lose.)

Last night, latest The Bachelor, pretty fly-boyJake Pavelka was sent packing.  

“This is, I think, the best season of Dancing With the Stars I’ve seen. I was so honored to be here. “I enjoyed every second. I want to thank Texas, I want to thank all the Mavericks fans, Canada, all the tweets, Facebook … thank you for keeping me here for six episodes. I can’t even put it into words how much I enjoyed this.” Jake said tearing up, after getting the news that he was dunzo.

No word yet what Jake is going to do next (go back to flying?) but chances are we’ll all be hearing from him soon enough when he either splits from that number he picked on The Bachelor or finds another outlet to famewhore in.

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Colour me surprised.  I thought they’d keep her around for at least another week or two.

Ratings magnet or not, the votes came in and Kate Gosselin was told to pack her dancing shoes and go back to doing what she does best,  promoting her new book and general famewhoring (which she’s doing for the kids).

Kate seemed overly medicatedresigned even before the verdict was announced.  “Screw you guys, I’m going home!” she said.  Ok, she totally didn’t say that.  Kate actually said “I need a minute”, teared up and then added “I am so honored to have been here. It was a good experience. I cannot wait to watch the rest of these people Monday.” 

To her fan base (wait Kate has fans?) she said “”Thank you for believing in me probably more than I believed in myself.”

Awwwww.  If I had a feelings I’d be moved right about now.  Oh well, moving on….

Guess George Lopez’s involvement and Kate’s chain e-mail she sent out to friends asking them to vote for her before sending  it along to ten others and so on, and so on, and so on, (yes it actually came to that, and of course somone tipped off Life&Style) were all for naught.

Fear not!  Kate will be returning to TV this summer via TLC on a new show, as well as the return of Kate Plus Eight (no Jon though).

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Beastly is the latest take on the Beauty and the Beast story based on the book by Alex Finn.

Here are eleven things you should know.

1.  It will make a sh*t-load of money when it opens July 30th.

2. The book has a huge fan base.  (Twilight version 2.0?)

 3. Alex Pettyfer doesn’t look too beastly and maintains his physique and killer abs after his character’s “transformation”.

4. There’s a lot of gratuitous shirtlessness in the trailer alone.

5. Alex Pettyfer is about to go A list.

6. Vanessa Hudgens (High School Musical) as well.

7. Mary Kate Olsen plays a witch (typecasting?) 

8. Neil Patrick Harris’ participation as a blind tutor ups the cool factor (and the studio hopes, adult ticket sales).

9. Fan-boys will undoubtedly feel threatened by the film (see #’s 3 -6)

10. The marketing and promotion machine for this juggernaut is already underway. 

11. Resistance is futile.

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… with extra shirtlessness!

If the acting roles dry up or Taylor Lautner gets bored of doing it (as if) he always has a ready made career as an underwear or A&F model to fall back on.

Haters to the left.

Update - Apparently, the buzzkills at Summit Entertainment have had the clip removed.  Boo.  Oh well, check out YouTube if you’re so inclined were it will undoubtedly re-appear again if it hasn’t already.

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Some fictional characters just don’t age as well as others.

Just when Captain America was sounding like it was going to lose some of it’s camp value, comes word via The Hollywood Reporter that Sebastian Stan (Kings, Gossip Girl, Hot Tub Time Machine) has been cast in the role of Bucky Barnes.

Who, you ask?

In the comics, “Bucky Barnes” was Robin to Captain America’s Batman, so to speak.

Originating during WWII, the comics portrayed Bucky as a war orphan too young to join the army, but who became Captain America’s sidekick when he discoverd the hero’s true identity.  The character was killed off in the final WWII adventure, but was ressurected in 2005 as a covert assassin re-named Winter Solider.

No word which version of Bucky Barnes (here’s hoping they tweak the name) producers are going with, but Stan has been signed on to be in six films.  Early confidence in a property is always a good sign.

Just as long as we don’t end up with another Batman & Robin or Batman Forever (shudder).

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bookstore….

Looks like Stephenie Meyer isn’t quite done with The Twilight Saga after all.

Three weeks prior to the movie, an addition to Eclipse is being released on June 5 that follows one of the vampires that Victoria creates in her quest for revenge on Bella and Edward.

Meyer says this one is for her bank account the fans.  Apparently, the story evolved from an exercise the author did in exploring some of the darker elements that appeared in Eclipse into a 192 page novella.

Blatant cash grab or not, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner is destined to be one of the top selling books of the summer, if not the year.

Haters to the left.

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