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So Posh and Becks have his and her celebrity fragrances called Intimately Yours (how corny) and this is the ad for it.  Guess it was shot a while ago, as Posh’s hair is much longer now.

As for Beck’s, he looks so much better when his hair’s got some length to it.  Now if he’d only give up with the stubble.  Does.  Not.  Suit.

Regarding the “storyline” in the commercial itself…Really?  On an elevator??  Diiiiiiiiiirty!!!!  Who in their right minds would do that??? 

(I won’t name names here as I’ll be murdered, but the story is priceless.)

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Oh the shame! 

Not for being a drunken mess that got hauled into jail late July for disorderly conduct, or for having to show up to court today looking (dare I say it, respectable). 

Nor is it because Snooki pleaded guilty to “disturbing the public’s enjoyment of the beach”, and having to do two days of community service or pay a $533 fine.

No, it was the crack the judge overseeing her case made, calling the orange one a “rude, self indulgent Lindsay Lohan wanna be”.

Oh. Snap.

Que countdown to an “exclusive” interview with Dina Lohan on one of the bottom feeding tabloid TV shows, breathless with anger over this latest slight against her daughter.

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The infamous White House Party Crasher and Real Housewives of DC cast member is planning to take it all off for an upcoming issue of Playboy.

TMZ is saying that Michaele is “very excited” (guess the highbeams are on) to be doing the photoshoot later this month and that she won’t pull a Levi Johnston, leaving nothing to the imagination.  Words in English won’t be able to describe the horror.

Playboy isn’t sure if they’re going to put the 44 year old famewhore on the cover, but according to Michaele’s spokesminion, she “would love it”.  Really? She seems so shy.  Meanwhile, the people in the magazine’s art department are probably all sighing in resingnation and getting ready to pull double shifts photoshopping.

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Someone get this girl a hamburger and fries, quick!

After debuting her alarmingly slimmer body at the Emmy Awards this past weekend, Kelly went to see the Pussycat Dolls performance last night at the Viper Room in West Hollywood.

Love the dress, but the hat has got to go (looks like it came from the Bombshell McGee Nazi Wear Collection).

As you can see, Kelly needed assistance going from point A to point B. Presumably the downside to swearing off solid food for the past several months.

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Hair-raising. 

The Pittsburg Steelers safety and Head& Shoulders shill has had his lovely head of hair insured by the shampoo company for the upcoming NFL season (because hair pulling and random hair hacking is such a common occurrence on the football field).

Troy (who hasn’t had a haircut in 7 years) said in a statement ” It’s like J.Lo’s insured butt! Head & Shoulders has gone above and beyond by insuring my Samoan locks for a cool $1 million dollars. This reinforces that my full and thick hair is unstoppable.”

Why does Troy bother with a helmet when a can or two of hairspray or shellac on that mop would probably offer him more protection?

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Here we have Amy Winehouse, otherwise known as Trainwreckious Maximus out on the town in London, rubbing it’s scent all over a door to a pub, thereby marking it’s territory. 

If you ever come across the Trainwreckious Maximus, don’t make eye contact and back away slowly.  Deprived of it’s favorite food, booze, it can be tempermental and quite volatile.

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Mirranda Kerr, who just got married to Orlando Bloom a few weeks ago after about being engaged for about a month, confirmed rumours that she’s preggers. 

Apparrently, she’s at least four months along and zzzzzzzzzzz….

Nope.  Can’t do it.  Sorry. 

Pretty but boring people are simply no fun to post about.

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Does this mean audiences will be tortured treated to hopefuls belting out Aerosmith hits next season?

E! is reporting that Steven signed on the dotted line and is apparently happy with the deal he got (relevancy in the 21st century?).  Naturally, Fox is issuing their typical “no comment” over the whole thing, since this guessing game generates way more interest and write ups than the actual show itself.

BTW – Producer Nigel Lythgoe denied that J-Lo lost her gig due to demands (allegedly $20 million, with her own hair and make up people billed to the network, and a personal “dressing compound”), yet word is the search continues for another judge. 

Make of that what you will.

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To prove that she hasn’t had Botox, Desperate Housewife Terri Hatcher posted pics of herself to her Facebook page, apparently untouched, fresh out of the shower.

Terri wrtote “Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what ‘they’ say. Decided I’d shoot myself in to reveal some truths about ‘beauty’ and hope it makes you all easier on yourself.”

All while wearing mascara or maybe extensions on her eyelashes. 

She may not have had Botox, but she looks like she’s had something done to her face around her mouth (Restylane maybe?).  Oh well, can’t hate on Terri too much.  As Hollywood standards go, this is about as real as it gets.

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Boo!

Naomi Campbell, the famously mal-tempered model with a penchant for beating the help and throwing Blackberry’s at them, has scored a minor victory of sorts for herself when she testifies at the trial of Charles Taylor, deposed Liberian warlord and dictator at the Hague tomorrow.

Naomi will be there to answer questions on whether or not she received blood diamonds from Taylor back in 1997 in South Africa.  Taylor used them to fund his activities.

Naomi said she feared for her safety and that of her family if cameras were present, and the court agreed, barring paps from taking pictures of Naomi in or around the court.  Naomi’s request for a total gag order on everything about her visit except public testimony was denied.

Fear for her safety?  HA!  Good one. 

What about the safety of various staff members that might come into contact with Naomi when she’s having one of her “moments”?

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