Posts Tagged 'Glamour'

No Wedding Bells for Liz

How cool is it that Elizabeth Taylor Tweets?  Guess eight times down the aisle was enough.

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Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Pam could teach you how, but she’d have to charge.

Joining the likes of the Lindsay Lohan and Jon Gosselin, Pamela Anderson took a break from practicing her routines on Dancing With The Stars  Friday and made an appearance at Millions of Hasbeens Milkshakes to launch her own signature dairy free vegan milkshake. 

Mmmmm… looks yummy. 

Possible ingredients could include bronzer, suicide blonde hair dye no. 4, silicone, questionable fashion statements and bad weaves.  Pam wants you to know no baby seals or anything with fur was harmed in the making of her milkshake.

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New trailer for Sex and the City 2


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Possible tagline?  Less city.  More sand.  

I enjoyed the first movie (utterly pointless as it was) so I imagine that this outing will be equally vapid, except with more celebrity cameos and the return of Aiden (John Colbert) to throw temptation Carrie’s way now that she’s married and settled down with Big.

Needless to say, I’m going to see it.

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Sold on Salt (Alias + Jason Bourne)


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Let’s face it, we like Angelina Jolie the best when she’s shooting bad guys and being a total hard ass (Gone in 60 Seconds, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Mr & Mrs Smith, Wanted).

Opening Labour Day weekend, Salt revolves around a CIA operative (Jolie) who’s accused of being a double agent and plotting to kill the president.  Car chases, fights, explosions, and general mayhem ensue.  Looks amazing.

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Another Real Housewife of Beverly Hills surfaces

Is six the new five at Bravo?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is following in Atlanta’s footsteps by having a sixth Housewife.

The youngest of this bunch, Taylor Armstrong is a 38 year old management consultant.  Married to a venture capitalist with one child, she’s apparently heavily involved with charity work.  Unlike most of her cast-mates, Taylor doesn’t seem to have had a prior career in front of the camera.

No word from Bravo on why the addition of a sixth housewife for their newest version of the franchise.  Is one of the initial RHOBH already on her way out, or does it make it easier logistically to film with an additional cast member?

BTW – it’s been confirmed The Real Housewives of DC will feature Michaele Salahi (and her husband), aka The White House Party Crashers.  Word is there’s six women for the DC version of the show as well. 

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Lindsay Lohan vs cactus plant

 
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For reals.  

Best.  Performance.  Ever.

Last night Lindsay went out to the release party for Christina Aguilera’s new album and ended up at some house party were she stayed until 5:30 am.

Obviously the girl was enjoying herself a little too much.  Hence the police escort to her car.  Pity they didn’t think to look in her purse.  Wonder what they would have found?

Anyway, becuase of all the paps around, this gem has made it’s way online and I’d thought I’d share.   Things don’t pick up until the 0:46 mark so if you lack patience, start there.

No word on how the cactus is doing, as exposure to Lindsay Lohan can be hasardous to your health (and sanity).

Here’s a picture of Ed Hardy’s latest designer doing what she does best.

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Label nixes Mimi’s remix album

Bad news for fans of butterflies, cherubs, rainbows, unicorns, and glitter.

Mariah Carey’s remix version of her last album Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel (I can’t even type that without rolling my eyes), called Angel’s Advocate, has been scrapped by Island Def Jam. 

Looks like the suits at Mimi’s label felt there wasn’t enough interest in the source material to warrant a remix album. 

Uh-oh. 

Mimi is not going to take this lying down.  Expect lots of diva type antics in the foreseeable future until she feels she’s asserted herself appropriately.  Nick Canon, be afraid.  Be very afraid.

As for the music itself, word is Mariah is already in the studio working on new material of some sort, while the existing tracks for Angel’s Advocate will eventually see the light of day via iTunes for downloading.

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Meet the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The cast of Bravo‘s latest incarnation of the franchise that just won’t die (Dallas may be the next one after DC) was revealed late yesterday. 

They are…

Kim Richards and Kyle Richards, age 45 & 41

Claim to Fame -  A child actress, (Escape to Witch Mountain and Return from Witch Mountain) Kim was one of the Disney’s favorite child stars of the 70′s back before they all started to become pop music sensations, multi-millionaires, and tabloid fodder.  Mother of four and twice divorced. 

Kyle was also a child actress (Little House on the Prarie).  Her career was pretty much washed up by mid 80′s.  A mother of four and twice divorced. 

They are the younger sisters of Kathy Hilton and Paris’ aunts.

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Camille Donatacci Grammer, age 41.

Claim to Fame – A former Playboy model and the trophy wife of Kelsey Grammer.  Mother of two and plastic surgery enthusiast. 

She also suffers from Irritable Bowel Syndrome (which is ironic, since looking at her…well, you know).

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Adrienne Maloof-Nassif, age 48

Claim to Fame – The Maloof  family owns everything from basketball teams to casino-hotels (They tried unsuccessfully to get taxpayers to pay for a new stadium they wanted to build). Conveniently married to a plastic surgeon that’s appeared on Dr 90210

Bravo shockingly managed to find someone that looks more like a tranny than Kim Zolciak.

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Lisa Vanderpump-Todd, age – 40 something

Claim to Fame – A former actress from the UK, now successful restauranter (owns/runs Villa Blanca along with her husband) and mother of three.

Most recently made headlines when her car ended up in a ravine along with Charlie Sheen’s.

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Will you tune in?  This version of  The Real Housewives is either going to be so completely contrived that it bombs, or be such a spectacular train-wreck that people won’t be able to turn away.

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The The Marky Mark workout isn’t what it used to be

Mark Whalberg was photographed on the set of his new movie The Fighter looking a little less…buff than he did in his Calvin Klein underwear modeling days.

Still looks in to be in fairly decent shape and better than yours truly, but guess he dosen’t have the time or the energy to workout as often as he did (cough-steroids-cough) back in the day.

Kellan Lutz are you paying attention?  This is you in about 15 years (only shorter).

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The weave is dead! Long live the weave!

 

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Author, mother, Dancing with the Stars contestant and perpetual Drill Sergant Kate Gosselin had her highly reviled weave taken out to expose a shorter bob like ‘do yesterday in Manhattan.  

Not bad, but a little soccer mom/Anna Wintour-ish for my liking. 

Apparently, this is a temporary look for Kate.  Radar Online says she’s heading back into the salon later today to have new (hopefuly better looking) extentions put back in.

Word is Kate’s going for a new look for her Dancing for a Cheque gig.   Rock on, Kate.  Rock on.

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