Well! I for one, am shocked and appalled.

A guy going by the name Robert Randolph has supposedly written a tell all book all about the “secret gay spa culture” in Hollywood (celebs going to bathhouses in the LA area for sexy times with other guys) in which he names names. 

Rob told The National Enquirer  that he ran into John Travolta several times over the years, saying, “I met John in 1998, after he had married Kelly. I believe the marriage is a total fraud because John is totally into guys and has been having sex with them behind Kelly’s back for years. He came on to me a number of times. I always turned him down. But there was always some guy who was willing to have sex with him. And John didn’t stop cheating on Kelly after either of their children was born. John’s a cheating dog. It’s just been wrong, because his wife seems like such a sweet woman.”

Rob also says that Travolata “ blatantly cruises guys, and doesn’t seem to care who sees him. I saw him with his lover and he couldn’t get enough. And when the details emerge, he’s gonna make Tiger Woods look like a boy scout.” Travolta’s “secret gay life is one of Hollywood’s worst kept secrets.”

Robert passed a lie detector test the folks at the Enquirer gave him so you know it must be totally true (ahem).  But!  There seems to be a lack of, shall we say, information about this book anywhere except for a rather amateurish looking website.

Could Robert be trying to pull a Rachel Uchitel/Tiger Woods type move on John Travolta?  Go to Enquirer.  Allude to knowing “things”.  Lawyer up.  Get payout? 

So far, there’s been no response from the Travolta’s camp. 

Stay tuned…

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The Hip Hop world was all aflutter yesterday as news broke that rapper Drake (Gabriel Drake Aubrey or that kid in the wheelchair from Degrassi) and Niki Minaj both Tweeted that they had gotten married.

“Please refer to @nickiminaj as Mrs. Aubrey Drake Graham and dont stare at her too long. She’s finally mine. .”

“Baby u scared?”

Hmmm.  Real deal or publicity stunt?

Spokesminions for both say that the Tweets aren’t true and the couple isn’t married while his “people” try to convince Drake to get an annulment and have an iron clad prenup in place first, just yanking the chains of their fans and the media.

Oh.  Burn?

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Well, actually the actors that portray Sookeh and Bill did.

Us is reporting that True Blood’sAnna Paquin and Steven Moyer tied the knot in a private ceremony in Malibu Saturday night.

Details are sketchy at the moment – all that’s been reported so far is that co-star Carrie Preston (Arlene on True Blood) and her husband, Michael Emerson (Ben LOST) were in attendance.

Anna and Steven met during filming of the first season of the HBO smash hit.  It is the first marriage for both.

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…If she hasn’t already.

The resident transexual Oompa Loompa of Jersey Shore kicked her last boyfriend to the curb for being a famewhore, yet it looks like history is repeating itself with her latest fling.

She’s now dating Jeff Miranda, a 24 year old Iraq war Vetran that she meet at Karma, one of the watering holes she and the other cast members go to get drunk and create mayham (all for the cameras, of course).

Apparently, Miranda has no interest whatsoever in being in front of the cameras (cough-bullsh*t-cough), having scored interviews with both  Us and People, in which he told the later, ”If they offered me to be on the show over Nicole, I’d say no. I said, ’F*ck the cameras, let’s run away.’ I want people to stop hating. It’s not about fame, it’s about me being happy.”

Cue eye-roll.

Miranda fancies himself something of an aspiring actor, with a profile (since deleted) on GotCast.Com, a website devoted to helping people land bit parts in TV and film.  Word is he auditioned for Jersey Shore back when producers were initally casting for the show, but didn’t make the cut. 

This may have already run it’s course though.  Word is Miranda hasn’t heard from Snooki since the weekend.

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She looks great, no?

Chelsea Clinton got hitched to Marc Mezvinsky today in front of 500 guests at a swanky 50 acre estate in Rhinebeck NY.

Much has been made that the faciltity doesn’t actually have faciltities, so $15 000 port-o-potties were brought in.  Now that is some expensive sh*t.

Few details have emerged about the wedding, (the bride wore a Vera Wang gown) and since it’s only just past midnight, the festivities are probably still going strong.

Congrats you two crazy kids!

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Seen partying it up in St Tropaz, Tara Riedand her ex-ex-fiance, “Internet entrepreneur” Michael Axtmann seem to have rekindled their relationship after calling it off earlier this spring, allegedly because she wouldn’t sign a prenup. 

Guess they decided to give it another go as they have so much in common.  Tara probably likes spending his money, Michael probably needs a beard. (Wait, did I just type that out loud?)

Hmmmm.  Got to wonder if this means the engagement is back on, and if so, has the prenup been signed or not?

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Rebound time!

According to the NYDN, Lorenzo Martone, the hunky Brazilian that confirmed via Twitter last week that he and long term boyfriend, designer Marc Jacobs, called it quits a couple of months ago, has been seen around New York City in the company of Lance Bass.

Lance certainly seems to get his fair share of action, no?  At this rate, every gay man will eventually be linked to the ex boy-bander at some point.

Lance’s spokesminion wouldn’t comment, nor would Lorenzo.  Meanwhile, a “friend” of Lance’s says that he’s not that into Lorenzo as he generally likes guys that are “younger and prettier”.  Meow!   (Both men are a creaky 31 years of old age).

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Oh, Sarah Palin’s going to have a teutonic coniption over this one.

 Us Weekly is saying that not only are Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin back together, they’re  engaged. 

Apparently, the two became enaged two weeks ago after getting back together earlier this spring.  According to the interview, Levi and Bristol had been working on a custody/visitation plan for their son at the time when they realized they still had feelings for one another and had both changed (assumingly for the better).  

Neither of the kid’s parents knew of the engagement at the time the pair were interviewed for the magazine.  Here’s hoping they managed to break the news to them before now, otherwise….awkward.

Update – Sarah Palin has released a statement regarding Bristol and Levi’s engagement which reads, “Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what’s best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives.”

Although she’s standing behind her daughter (at least publicly) it’s not exactly a ringing endorsement is it? 

As for that “redemption and forgiveness” part, is Sarah tired of civilian life and going to give politics another try?  The next Presidential election is in two years.

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I’m trying to imagine the conversation Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough might have been having while the paps just “happened” to be there.

“Kiss me you fool, they’re still taking pictures!”

“Again?  I don’t think anyone’s buying this Ryan.”

“Kiss me and I’ll send your demo tape to twice as many producers!”

“Pucker up, loverboy”.

Yes, after trying this routine a few years back with Teri Hatcher, Ryan Seacrest is once again trying to demonstrate what a ladies man he is with Julianne Hough. 

FAIL. 

Anyone else think it’s her brother Derek from Dancing with the Stars that he might actually be interested in?

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Calista Flockheat (Ali McBeal, Brothers & Sisters) 45, and Harrison Ford (Star Wars, Indiana Jones) 67 made it official this Tuesday and got hitched in New Mexico after 9 years together.

Harrison’s currently in NM filming a movie called Cowboys & Aliens.  That title alone guarantees I’m going to go see it.

The pair met at the Golden Globes in 2002 and got engaged last year.  Callista’s nine year old son Liam was there, as was the Governor of the state and his wife (their friends of the family) who acted as witnesses.  This is Callista’s first marriage, and Harrison’s third. 

Guess after nine years they figured why not?  That’s about as good as a test run as your ever going to get.

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