Rebound time!

According to the NYDN, Lorenzo Martone, the hunky Brazilian that confirmed via Twitter last week that he and long term boyfriend, designer Marc Jacobs, called it quits a couple of months ago, has been seen around New York City in the company of Lance Bass.

Lance certainly seems to get his fair share of action, no?  At this rate, every gay man will eventually be linked to the ex boy-bander at some point.

Lance’s spokesminion wouldn’t comment, nor would Lorenzo.  Meanwhile, a “friend” of Lance’s says that he’s not that into Lorenzo as he generally likes guys that are “younger and prettier”.  Meow!   (Both men are a creaky 31 years of old age).

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Oh, Sarah Palin’s going to have a teutonic coniption over this one.

 Us Weekly is saying that not only are Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin back together, they’re  engaged. 

Apparently, the two became enaged two weeks ago after getting back together earlier this spring.  According to the interview, Levi and Bristol had been working on a custody/visitation plan for their son at the time when they realized they still had feelings for one another and had both changed (assumingly for the better).  

Neither of the kid’s parents knew of the engagement at the time the pair were interviewed for the magazine.  Here’s hoping they managed to break the news to them before now, otherwise….awkward.

Update – Sarah Palin has released a statement regarding Bristol and Levi’s engagement which reads, “Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what’s best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives.”

Although she’s standing behind her daughter (at least publicly) it’s not exactly a ringing endorsement is it? 

As for that “redemption and forgiveness” part, is Sarah tired of civilian life and going to give politics another try?  The next Presidential election is in two years.

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I’m trying to imagine the conversation Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough might have been having while the paps just “happened” to be there.

“Kiss me you fool, they’re still taking pictures!”

“Again?  I don’t think anyone’s buying this Ryan.”

“Kiss me and I’ll send your demo tape to twice as many producers!”

“Pucker up, loverboy”.

Yes, after trying this routine a few years back with Teri Hatcher, Ryan Seacrest is once again trying to demonstrate what a ladies man he is with Julianne Hough. 

FAIL. 

Anyone else think it’s her brother Derek from Dancing with the Stars that he might actually be interested in?

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Calista Flockheat (Ali McBeal, Brothers & Sisters) 45, and Harrison Ford (Star Wars, Indiana Jones) 67 made it official this Tuesday and got hitched in New Mexico after 9 years together.

Harrison’s currently in NM filming a movie called Cowboys & Aliens.  That title alone guarantees I’m going to go see it.

The pair met at the Golden Globes in 2002 and got engaged last year.  Callista’s nine year old son Liam was there, as was the Governor of the state and his wife (their friends of the family) who acted as witnesses.  This is Callista’s first marriage, and Harrison’s third. 

Guess after nine years they figured why not?  That’s about as good as a test run as your ever going to get.

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Jason Bateman (left) and Dustin Hoffman (right) show everyone up by sharing a lip lock at the Lakers/Celtics game the other night in LA when the kiss-cam zeroed in on them.

To all would be singers looking to shock and awe by locking lips with a member of the same gender, this is how you do it.

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Although this is probably just the tip of the iceberg.

Fresh of announcing that she hit it with Gavin Rossdale back in the day behind Gwen Steffani’s back (apparently she was aware prior to Courtney’s announcement), the Hole front-woman has dropped another name into the mix.

Kate Moss.

Apparently, Kate and Courtney had “a thing” in Milan sometime in the mid to late 90′s.  According to Courtney, the super model chased her around a hotel room before pinning her down, at which point stuff happened. 

While I believe they fooled around, I can’t see Kate Moss chasing anyone around a room let alone being able to pin someone down, especially Courtney Love (unless she wanted to be uh…pinned).

Courtney says she hopes Kate isn’t mad that she “outed her” over their previous hook up as “it happened and it was fun and whatever”.

Like OMG, totally.  Maybe this explains Kate’s fondness for certain white powdery substances – she’s suffering from post traumatic stress disorder.

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Who? Kate Hudson VS Cameron Diaz.

Why?  Alex Rodriguez (yeah, I don’t get it either).

According to US Weekly, Kate is pissed that Cameron is now with her ex-f*ck buddy A-Rod, whom she dated for most of last year.  Kate parted ways with him in December, and a flurry of “who broke up with who first and why” stories surfaced shortly thereafter.

Apparently, Cameron has been secretly dating A-Rod since they hooked up at the Superbowl.  Here’s where it gets good.  Some source that’s supposedly close to Kate told US that Kate thinks it’s payback for her hooking up with Justin Timberlake shortly after he and Cameron broke up four years ago, and for winning a role in the mega-flop musical Nine that Cameron had been after.

Meow.

Meanwhile, a friend of Cameron’s tells the magazine that Cameron thinks it’s “a joke” that Kate’s upset and that “the only reason Kate’s mad is because she hates being single”.

Double meow.

As for Cameron and A-Rod, he’s apparently asked her not to attend his games.  Kate became a fixture at them last summer and took the attention away from him and the game.

Stay tuned, this drama is just getting started.

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2010: The Year Of The Cheating Spouse seems to be continuing on a roll. 

The latest member of the club, according to the National Enquirer, is Today co- host Matt Lauer. 

Word is Matt was going wild while in Vancouver during the Winter Olympics.  Apparently, he stood his wife, Annette, up on Valentine’s Day and was having so much “fun” he stayed on for a few days after the closing ceremony.

Once Matt got back, his wife confronted him, having been informed of hisextra curricular activities (flirting and canoodling in public) by another Today show staffer’s wife, and threw him out.    

Supposedly, NBC brass have been pressuring Matt to keep the status of his marriage and living arrangement hush-hush, so his “family man ” image isn’t tarnished, since most of his fan base is female and married (the Soccer Mom Brigade).

This isn’t the first time there’s been trouble between Matt and Annette.  In 2006, they briefly separated while she was expecting their third kid and Annette actually filed for divorce, but the proceedings were called off after a month.  

Most shocking of all?  Gloria Allred isn’t involved in this.  Yet.

UPDATE – Matt and Annette have both gone to the always celebrity friendly People to dispute the story in the Enquirer.  According to them, the story is lies!  All lies! 

Matt told them, “I am living in my apartment with Annette and my children as a family and a couple.  I have never moved out. I am not moving out. There is no truth to that.”

Annette meanwhile says that “Out of respect, I want to stand up for our family and protect them.”

Notice the lack of denial about his stepping out or her accusations to him about it.  So are they actually together and working out their problems, or are they faking it for NBC and Matt’s reputation?

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Semi-mummified and somewhat clueless host of CNN’s Live, Larry King, has moved back home with his wife Shawn Southwick.

The two have been going to marriage counseling and trying to work things out since last month, when stories broke about the two having affairs (Larry with Shawn’s sister, and Shawn with their kid’s little league coach.)

In a statement they said, “We love our children, we love each other, we love being a family.  That is all that matters to us. We owe it to ourselves and our children to continue being dedicated to each other. We want to thank our friends for their loyal love and support—for being there for us.”

Sounds like they’ve come up with, and agreed to an ”arrangement” (if you know what I mean and I think that you do). 

Hey, each to their own with whatever works.

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According to Page Six, ex-boy bander Lance Bass and ex-Queer Eye for the Straight Guystyle guru Kyan Douglas (aka the cute one) are dating. Apparently, the two have been spotted on several occasions in both San Francisco and NYC.

However, some sources report the rumour got started as the two were having dinner with a larger group while in the Bay area and at one point they were the only two at the table as the rest of their group was circulating. 

Some source told Page Six that Lance asked his friends what they thought of Kyan, as his track record with guys isn’t that great (Kyan was given the “thumbs up”).

Adding to the mystery, Lance’s spokesminion wouldn’t comment on his personal life.

Baseless rumour, random hook-up, or truth?  All possible.  Lance certainly seems to have a “type”, which Kyan Douglas would seem to fit. 

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