Well, what do you know?  Faithless Hussy wasn’t the mistress that tried to shake down David Boreanaz after all.  Apparently he copped to the affair with Faithless Hussy to his wife previously, the as yet unnamed mistress (Mystery Ho until further notice) is the one that all the fuss is about.

After paying Mystery Ho twice to keep her mouth shut, David balked at paying her again when she apparently requested a six figure payout through her lawyer, Gloria Allred (who also happens to rep Faithless Hussy).  David went to his lawyer Marty Singer instead, going on to spill the beans to People.  

However, it’s turning into a bit of  a “he said/she said” scenario, as Gloria Allred alleges that David had his lawyer contact Mystery Ho first, telling Radar ”Marty Singer attempted to contact a woman who had a romantic relationship with David Boreanaz. She then retained me. (This woman was not Rachel Uchitel.) I then contacted Mr. Singer on her behalf to find out why Mr. Singer was calling her. We discussed the possible resolution of my client’s legal claims against Mr. Boreanaz by mediation. My client has not told her story to the press, but now that Mr. Boreanaz is attacking her she has decided to tell the story of their relationship, so that the truth will come out. This baseless attack by David Boreanaz and his highly paid legal mouth piece in an apparent effort to divert attention from his client’s extramarital infidelity will not succeed. If they think that I or my client will be intimidated they are wrong.”

Oh please….

Mystery Ho and Gloria better hurry, as details continue to leak out the asking price they can get from the tabloids for her side of the story is decreasing rapidly. 

As for Faithless Hussy, she’s supposedly coming back from Mexico today or tomorrow to hold a press conference, totally P.O.’d that her reputation has again been sullied by the media, paradigm of virtue and wholesome behaviour that she is.

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Remember last fall when Star Magazine claimed that David Boreanaz had an affair with Tiger Wood’s number one skanky ho and professional gold-digger, Rachel Uchitel (aka Faithless Hussy)?

Well, guess who just went to People to lay it all out on the line (hint, it wasn’t Faithless Hussy) in a statement?

“Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with. She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion.”

“I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible. We’re working on our marriage. We’re working on repairing what has been damaged so badly.”

Although David doesn’t actually name names, according to Radar, the woman in question was Faithless Hussy, while TMZ says that the lawyer for the unnamed ho in question is Gloria Allred.  Shocking, I know.  

Apparently, the David and Faithless hussy hooked up two or three times, then David, for whatever reason, gave her a chunk of money, but she surprisingly wanted more.  Not to be accused or charged with an out and out extortion attempt, Faithless Hussy had her lawyer Gloria Allred call up David’s legal team, requesting six figures.  David went to People instead.

Either Gloria charges a lot for her services, or Faithless Hussy is already trying to sublement the money she supposedly got out of Tiger Woods.  Cue the countdown to Faithless Hussy’s side of the story via Gloria Allred any time now.

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The other day while promoting her new album Nobody’s Daughter on Howard Stern’s radio show, perennial trainwreckCourtney Love (the Michelle surname change thing is not happening as far as I’m concerned) dropped a major bomb, saying how she and ex-Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale had a months long on and off again affair.

According to Court, Gavin’s fling with her started before he met his wife Gwen Steffani, but continued long after, both with her and “several others”. 

“Everyone gave me so much shit because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt. But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed … something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.”  Courtney told Howard.

Is there any truth to this story, or is Courtney’s memory slightly….off?  People often hook up with each other for the simple reason that they’re curious to find out what all the fuss is about regarding the other (and it’s fun).

No word regarding Courtney’s assertions from camp Steffani/Rossdale. Yet. 

Cue the countdown!

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Or bronzer, or concealer or whatever Kim Kardashian’s got smeared all over herself in this photo from her Harper’s Bazaar shoot.

Kim wants you to believe that she went without the aid of photoshop so that all the sweet curvy young things out there will be proud of their natural bodies.  Oh please.  Forget for a moment then that Kim quite likely has had stuff done to her face and boobs, and was also just featured on the cover of some tabloid featuring her “revenge body”, by sh*tting out 5lbs using that dieting aid she’s always pushing.

BTW, speaking of revenge in the wake of her breakup with Reggie Bush,word is Kim and soccer player/underwear model Cristiano Ronaldo hooked up recently.  Kim flew out to Madrid, where she watched him play a game, then the two had dinner together and spent a few hours at his place, before Kim flew back to LA. 

That’s a hell of a lot of travel for a hook up, although he’s totally her type.  A good looking, famous, professional athelete and of course very, very, rich.  Good thing too, something tells me being with Kim is an expensive undertaking. 

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…Which is why suddenly so many celebrity couples seem to be splitting up and going their seperate ways, while others seem to be hooking up.

Such as?

Mel Gibson split with that smug looking Russian baby Mama of his that he has a five month old daughter with.  Some source (Mel’s ex-wife or one of his other seven children) told People that Mel and Oksona Grigorieva “drifted apart”.  This probably has nothing to do with the prenup she apparently didn’t want to sign.  

In other news that proves true love never lasts, semi mummified CNN mainstay Larry King has filed for divorce from his trophy wife of thirteen years citing “irrcconciable differences”. 

Word via  TMZ is that Shawn Southwick has also filed separate papers asking for divorce after getting into a huge fight with her husband this morning because Larry got it on with one of her sister.  Visualize that dynamic for a moment and try not to run screaming out of the room. 

Shawn is seeking primary custody of their two kids, child and spousal support.  This is (or was) her third marriage and Larry’s seventh.

Finally, in news that will have the Twilighter’s nashing their collective teeth, InTouch and Perez Hilton are saying Robert Pattinson was seen leaving the newly single Leighton Meester’s (Gossip Girl) apartment this morning.  

Sparkle’s overlords at Summit Entertainment are not going to be too pleased if there’s any truth to this story, as he’s supposed to be “unofficially officially” with Kristen Stewart.

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If you believe the reports from the likes of Life&Style, and US Magazine among others, then it sounds like one is definitely in the making here.

Who are the players in this possible melodrama?  

Cameron Diaz, the one time love of Justin Timberlake, who’s still sort of with Jessica Biel.  Now Cammy and JT are co-stars who are apparently “laughing and flirting” which is tabloid for possibly hooking up (or maybe thinking about it) on the set of their new movie, Bad Teacher.  Of course Cammy has been linked to…

Alex Rodriguez: He certainly seems to have a type when it comes to dating celebs (Madonna, Kate Hudson) and they certainly seem to have a type as well (talented but egotistical).   A-Rod supposedly hooked up with Cameron over the Superbowl weekend and the two have been “secretly dating” ever since.  Cammy was even flown into Miami to spend the weekend with him away from the ever watchful eye of the paps recently.  How very cloak and dagger.

What about JT?  When he’s not flirting up a storm with Cameron on set, he still has his Clingon to fall back to.  Word is Jessica Biel is now reaching the “breaking point” with their alledged arrangement, which basically consists of the understanding that JT can screw around with whomever he wants to and if she doesn’t like it she can leave.

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Is nine supposed to be a lucky number?  Liz Taylor probably hopes so.

Rumour is the 78 year old former actress is getting ready to be walked rolled down the isle to wed her 49 year old boyfriend, Jason Winters.

All this is from some source that’s been telling tales out of school to  UsWeekly, as Liz and J’s spokesminion will neither confirm or deny anything.  (So obviously, there’s something to the story). 

Liz has been previously married to Conrad Hilton (hotel empire builder), Michael Wilding (actor), Michael Todd (producer), Eddie Fisher (singer), Richard Burton (x2) and Larry Fortensky (construction worker/golddigger).

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This makes your average celebrity Twitter war pale in comparison.

Eli Roth, the actor/director with a penchant for snuff like films who’s currently dating 21 year old celebutard Peaches Geldof (Bob’s daughter) has written an open letter and posted it to his MySpace page to the mother of a one night stand of Peaches that went public with the details. 

Back-story: According to Ben Mills, sometime this past November, he and Peaches met at a friends place, got drunk, then got high (on heroin), then did the nasty. 

The night somehow ended at a Scientology Centre the next morning with Ben throwing up in a sauna (don’t ask).  Of course they took pictures of themselves, which, class act that Ben is, he provided along with his tale.

  BTW – Despite both Peaches and Eli’s protests to the contrary, your eyes don’t end up like that only from booze – just sayin’. 

Since the story broke, Peaches has been let go as a model for some underwear line she was a model for, the company claiming she doesn’t represent a “positive role model” for young women to aspire to.  (Oh please, like she was a poitive role model prior).

Eli, demonstrating the maturity one would associate with a 37 year old man that dates a 21 year old not so ex-party girl, has come out swinging in her defense from the get go and has now stepped it up a notch.

In a prime example of the kind of extremely long winded, anger filled letter you don’t send or post until you’ve managed to calm yourself down, Eli first mentions who Peache’s father is, then lists her accomplishments (none of which probably would have happened without her father’s celebrity or are as noteworthy as Eli makes them out to be), then goes into great stalker worthy detail about Ben’s failings (expelled from university, trouble with the law) and provides actual hyper links to Ben’s mother and brother’s Facebook and Twitter accounts. 

WTF?

Eli finally wraps it up by basically telling the woman her son needs help probably because she’s a sh*t mother.

No, I’m not making any of this crap up.  Guess this is what masquerades as gallantry in some circles of Hollywood these days.

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This is getting tiresome.

One week after confirming that she and DJ Tracy Young were an item in Life&Style magazine, The Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member, while being interviewed on radio in Atlanta yesterday, suggested that the whole thing has been a ploy to get attention exaggerated by the DJ herself.

Wait, what?

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Taking yet another page right out of the “What To Do When Your Mistresses Keep Coming Forward And Your Wife’s About To Quit Your Ass” handbook, Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James has checked himself into a treatment facility in Tucson Arizona for sex addiction “personal issues”.

JJ’s spokesminion says “he realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage.”

Pffffttt.

Word is Sandra Bullock, who’s been keeping a low profile through all this,  is standing her ground and planning on divorcing JJ.

Meanwhile, ho number five is supposedly about to make her tabloid debut, unless of course lawyer to gold digging skanks Gloria Allred manages to broker her a deal as well.

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