Nothing like seeing Jakey in almost all his glory in a poster for the upcoming film Love & Other Drugs, which also stars what’s-her-name (I kid – Anne Hathaway).

Hopefully, this takes some of the taint left from Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time off of Jake.  If you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor and keep it that way.  It’s really that bad.

Look!  New trailer (you can go back to oogling Jake in a moment).  BTW there’s another poster for the movie making the rounds that shows Jake pulling off his underwear.  Totally hot, but it’s a fake (unfortunately). 

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Ah, here we go, just as I predicted.  The next Emporio Armani ad staring the 25 year old soccer star and proud new papa.   Cripes, he’s ripped.  I sometimes wonder what shape I’d be in if I played soccer (and was considerably younger).

Cute commercial, but if I was that maid, I would have tried to hide Cristiano’s pants as well.  From what I hear, he wouldn’t really have too much of a problem with that.  He’s a total horn dog, this one.

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In related news, I’m having hot flashes.

Ryan in all his scorching hotness graces the cover of  the new issue of GQ in promotion of his new film Buried.  In the movie he plays an American contractor in Iraq kidnapped by radicals and held for ransom, spending most of the time buried alive in a coffin with only a pen light and a cell phone (must have excellent reception).

In the interview Ryan discusses what it was like to film Buried (“I’ll never, ever in my life complain on a set again after being on that set. Sixteen, seventeen days of doing that… It was such a state of emotional distress.”), his marriage to Scarlett Johaanson, and his career as a leading man. 

I’m curious about that tattoo on his inner wrist.  I’ve seen it in other pictures but can’t make out waht it is.  Anyone have any ideas?  And since no post about Ryan would be complete without seeing a little bit of his skin, here’s another picture from his photo shoot for GQ. 

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Looks like Halle Berry is over her breakup with Gabriel Aubrey. 

According to People, the actress has been getting all lovey dovey in Paris with her most recent co-star, Oliver Martinez.

The pap who took the pics (hilariously referred to as an anonymous onlooker by the tabloid) said “ It was the classic ‘I’m going to kiss you here in a dark corner’ move. And she was waiting to be kissed.”

Gag.  Guess the drones at over at Harlequin Romance are having to moon-light in these tough economic times.

As for Halle’s latest piece, no word if this is serious or just a fling.  Here’s hoping for her sake it’s the later.  Oliver is said to have issues when it comes to “committing”, having dated (and supposedly cheated on) Mia Sorvino, and Kylie Minogue in the past.

Didn’t Halle ever hear of that old saying, “never date a man prettier than you”?

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Who needs Jane Fonda when we have Tom (who’s way more interesting to look at).

This video (via Movieline) was shot while Tom was bulking up for a role last year.  I think I have those track pants, but sadly, my ass looks nothing like Tom’s in them. 

Also?  I’m going to try some of those routines at my gym with my workout partner.  Dean, consider yourself forewarned.

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Kellan Lutz shirtless, getting something from his car yesterday while at home in Santa Monica …does it really even matter?

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The actor,  probably best known for playing the villain Shinzon in Star Trek:Nemesis, and who can now be seen in Inception, was recently interviewed for a magazine and was refreshingly blunt when discussing his previous sex life when the topic came to messing around with other guys.

“As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for f*ck’s sake. I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality[of men], but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine. A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.”

Tom doesn’t think he’s that masculine?  He looks like a polished Neanderthal (I think I’m in love).  It should be noted that Tom has a child with an ex-girlfriend and is engaged to be married to actress Charlotte Riley.  Can you imagine a North American star on the verge of leading man status being this candid?  I can’t. 

I look forward to the day when a celebrity can say they had a few same sex experiences without fear of any kind of fall out and the statement doesn’t cause such a splash.

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Remember this example when celebs throw a pity party for themselves and go on and on about how they can’t make a move without it being splashed all over the media.

Penelope and Javier were married in a small private ceremony at a friend’s house in the Bahama’s earlier this month.  Almost no other deets have been released (including pictures of the ceremony and the bride in her John Galliano designed wedding dress).

The blurb given to the  Associated Press by Penelope’s spokesminion was done late last night, so the story probably won’t appear in this week’s tabloids either.  Heh.

No word on whre the happy couple are having their honeymoon,or if their going to wait (Penelope is currently filming the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie in Hawaii).

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Good news for pervs that like to see pictures of pretty, pretty, young people in various stages of undress with pan-sexual overtones.

Abercrombie & Fitch is bringing back it’s A&F Quarterlymagazine after discontinuing the publication in 2003.  Often featuring photographs by Bruce Weber, the catelogue came under fire by some watchdog groups for it’s “racy images”.  Yes, civilization as we know it may end because kids can see some 20 year old male model naked from the backside.  Quelle horror!

Under pressure, A&F toned down the content a bit, which may have been one of the reasons they decided to scrap the catelogue seven years ago.  Sales of the magazine  started to drop.  Half the fun was seeing just how far they’d push the envelope nudity wise, but once the “racy” portion was taken out of the equation, A&F Quarterly didn’t really stand out.

The first issue of the relaunched magazine will be available at A&F stores starting July 17th for $10.

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And why not?

Cristiano’s hot.  The World Cup is currently underway.  He’s hot. 

Apparently, Cristiano’s ads will be gracing billboards starting in late July when beginning of the fall/winter campaign (I think it’s called  “transitional”) starts.

As for Real Madrid (Cristiano’s team) they’re expected to do quite well at The World Cup, if not walk away with it.  No pressure there.  

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