Deciding that she’d give Jesus the night off, Madonna is taking The City star and model Adam Senn (left) as her date when she makes the rounds to various Oscar parties in LA tonight.

Cue the countdown for the “Madonna excommunicates Jesus” rumours to start flying any time now.

Lest anyone get any ideas here, according to Page Six, this is in effort to promote her ad campaign they shot together for D&G. 

So it’s actually come to this.  Promoting ad campaigns. Doesn’t this seem to be a little redundant?  Then again, we’re talking about the master of self promotion here.  

Can’t say I blame the big M for picking him as her date for the evening either, he’s gorgeous.  Apparently, Lindsay Lohan thought so too back in December.  Rumour is they hooked up right before Christmas. 

Madonna taking Lindsay Lohan’s sloppy seconds?

I am shocked and appalled.

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Something to make the Friday morning a little more enjoyable.

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Mama-Thang, this one’s for you.

Kellan Lutz may got most of the attention for his new role as a Calvin Klein Underwear model for the company’s brand X line, but three other gents also struck a pose in their trunks as well.

From left to right, they are Mechad Brooks,  actor (Eggs from True Blood), Fernando Verdasco, Spanish pro tennis player (currently ranked 11th world-wide) and Hidetoshi Nakata, an ex-soccer player from Japan currently a editor at large for Monocle.

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All American boy next door type Lucas Till, a 19 year old actor from Texas, is about to take on a role that will make his face (and abs) far more recognizable.   

Best known for roles in Hannah Montanna: The Movie, and as the object of Taylor Swift’s affection in the video for her hit song “You Belong With Me“, Till will now be featured in a campaign for A&F that’s set to start shooting in Miami next week with Bruce Weber. 

Both A&F and Bruce Weber are known for their black and white photo spreads featuring mostly young men in various stages of undress.  Needless to say, both have many fans.  Am I kind of pervy in looking forward to seeing this campaign? 

Don’t answer that.  It was really meant as a rhetorical question.

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Thought some of you might enjoy this before you start your long weekend.  Happy Friday!

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Let the no longer illegal, but none the less inappropriate thoughts commence!  Que the stampede of various slash fan fiction to start hitting the web as well.  I Googled, just to see what would pop up and in all seriousness, some of that stuff is just plain wrong.   

As for Lautner, who stars with half of Hollywood in Valentine’s Day (along with ex-arranged girlfriend Taylor Swift) he told Access Hollywood that he has nothing special planned for his birthday other than spending the day with family and friends, although he does admit turning 18 “is kind of a big deal“.

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Jesus, that was quick!   Sorry, but I couldn’t resist one last go at it.  The jokes, they write themselves, I tell ya.  Ok, moving on…

Having split up with or being dumped by Jesus Luz (depending on where you read about it) mostly due to their 300 years age difference, reports keep surfacing that the Big M has already found a new employee, boy-friend, arm-candy, and babysitter in Spanish model Jon Kortajarena. 

Until we see pics of them together I’m not entirely buying it, although Jon is far more age appropriate being 24 as opposed to Jesus’ 23.

Most pictures show him looking sulky/sexy which actually sort of makes Jon look constipated.  If the two are indeed an item and Madonna treats him the way she supposedly treated Jesus (with his own apartment, and $10 ooo allowance per month) we should see pictures of Jon smiling soon enough.

Is it just me or does he look like Peter Gallagher circa 1981?

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I could do without the big red translucent X (the name of this particular type of CK underwear)  in the partial way of his abs and pecs, but other than that I like.  Good to see Kellan’s um….proportionate.

If more photos from his shoot get released, I’ll be sure to post them.  Deal?

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I tell you, the jokes, they sometimes write themselves…

Steven Daigle, the gay bull rider (and no, that’s not some sort of code for being a bottom) from Big Brother 10, has found his new calling.

According to TMZ, the gay rodeo circuit champ has just wrapped his first gay porn with C1 Releasing for director Chi Chi LaRue.

Given Daigle’s exhibitionistic tendencies on the show (ass-less chaps) and tendency to post naked pics of himself on line,  a career in porn really wasn’t that much of a jump for the Texan.  First meeting the famous director/drag queen at a wrap party for Big Brother last year, when the opportunity presented itself, Daigle tells TMZ, “I dove in head first, literally”

No word yet if  Chi Chi La Rue will tie the Big Brother premise into the movie’s plot (such as it is) or title.

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Let’s start a campaign shall we? 

Neil Patrick Harris to host (or co-host) the Golden Globes next year.  I think he would knock it out of the park.  You?

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