How much time do you think he spent on doing his hair for the Oscars tonight? 

I think this look was achieved with an egg beater and hair paste.  I’m all for the “artfully mussed” look myself, but there’s such a thing as overkill.

Shouldn’t be too hard on the kid though, apparently, he flooded his house when his pool overflowed and water started to seep inside.

Maybe that’s why his hair looks the way it does, between cleaning up the mess and getting a qoute from his insurance company about his deductable, Zac’s still in shock.

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Deciding that she’d give Jesus the night off, Madonna is taking The City star and model Adam Senn (left) as her date when she makes the rounds to various Oscar parties in LA tonight.

Cue the countdown for the “Madonna excommunicates Jesus” rumours to start flying any time now.

Lest anyone get any ideas here, according to Page Six, this is in effort to promote her ad campaign they shot together for D&G. 

So it’s actually come to this.  Promoting ad campaigns. Doesn’t this seem to be a little redundant?  Then again, we’re talking about the master of self promotion here.  

Can’t say I blame the big M for picking him as her date for the evening either, he’s gorgeous.  Apparently, Lindsay Lohan thought so too back in December.  Rumour is they hooked up right before Christmas. 

Madonna taking Lindsay Lohan’s sloppy seconds?

I am shocked and appalled.

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Something to make the Friday morning a little more enjoyable.

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Haters to the left.

Sparkles appeared on the Today Show shilling for his new movie Remember Me (available at a video store near you in about three months) and addressed those “allergic to vage” comments he made in Details magazine.

“I was just talking about this earlier. I was just saying like I had two lessons, don’t try and make jokes in interviews and then the second one is like, just don’t do interviews at all… Don’t talk about vaginas, people are very sensitive about them! Like, I know it’s funny, like it’s so funny how you know. The whole story was because I thought people would be offended by the photos and when they get offended by the little joking explanation of it…I don’t know, the world’s a weird place”.

Remember that at only 23 years of age, Sparkles is still figuring out who he is and his place in the world.  I look back at some of the things I said at that point in time (the middle ages) and just shudder.  

As for his scruffy appearance, I see Sparkles is still going for the “too cool to groom myself” look.  Somone really needs to send him to shampoo camp.

Remember Me opens this Friday (for those of you that care to submit yourself to girls age 12 – 40 screaming).

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Evan Lysacek, who looks a lot less orange in this picture than he noramlly does, has been indicating he wants in on the ABC reality series Dancing With The Has-Beens Stars.

“All I have heard from everyone that has done the show is what a blast it is. That could be a good way for me to do something extremely challenging, but also fun to celebrate my Olympic win.”  The 24 year old told EW in an interview.

He’s more lean and cut than I would have given him credit for.  Is it just me or does he look a bit like Zachary Quinto?

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Oooooooh more drams at the Olympic Village!

Scott Lago, the Bronze Medal winner for Men’s Snow Boarding half pipe incurred the wrath of the International Olympc Committie and his Puritan overlords in the USA when TMZ published photos of him and a female fan re-enacting the part of Adam Lambert’s AMA performance that caused such a stink

After apologizing for inappropriate behavior, Lago was given the choice of leaving voluntarily or getting kicked out (which doesn’t really sound like a choice at all).

I could sort of see what all the fuss was about if he was caught actually getting serviced in public, but a couple of suggestive photos?  Didn’t realize a bunch of easily flustered prudes were running the show.  Some people need to remove whatever it is stuck up their asses and lighten up.  Cripes.

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According to People (via The Hollywood Gossip) Cornish’s spokesminion confirmed she moved out of the house they shared, ending a three year relationship.

The split comes months after rumours and blind items started swirling that there was trouble in paradise in the form of some Tiger Woods like behavior going on.   Phillippe was previously married to Reese Witherspoon, a union which ended when Phillippe allegedly stepped out on her with Cornish.

No one’s talking (yet) about the reason for the split, as the spokesminion giving the “no comment” answer which might as well be akin to saying “three guesses and the first two don’t count”.

Guess Cornish forgot the golden rule for women.  Never date a man that’s prettier than you are.

As for Phillippe, something tells me he’ll be lonely for very long.  Hollywood’s full of sweet young things looking for well connected guys in the industry to introduce them to people that can help their careers.  If they happen to be hot, so much the better.

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Seriously, is there anything more sad looking than a guy trying to catch a football who clearly doesn’t have a clue as to what he’s doing?  

So the Jonas brothers, who are currently filming their new movie Chasing Butterflies (I sense a future Razzie nomination in the making), took some time out to throw around a pigskin and shriek in terror at it whenever it came close to them. 

Ok I completley made that last part up, but I don’t think it’s much of a stretch. 

Joe has some nice triceps going on there though.

Chasing Butterflies???  The title says it all.

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Mama-Thang, this one’s for you.

Kellan Lutz may got most of the attention for his new role as a Calvin Klein Underwear model for the company’s brand X line, but three other gents also struck a pose in their trunks as well.

From left to right, they are Mechad Brooks,  actor (Eggs from True Blood), Fernando Verdasco, Spanish pro tennis player (currently ranked 11th world-wide) and Hidetoshi Nakata, an ex-soccer player from Japan currently a editor at large for Monocle.

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All American boy next door type Lucas Till, a 19 year old actor from Texas, is about to take on a role that will make his face (and abs) far more recognizable.   

Best known for roles in Hannah Montanna: The Movie, and as the object of Taylor Swift’s affection in the video for her hit song “You Belong With Me“, Till will now be featured in a campaign for A&F that’s set to start shooting in Miami next week with Bruce Weber. 

Both A&F and Bruce Weber are known for their black and white photo spreads featuring mostly young men in various stages of undress.  Needless to say, both have many fans.  Am I kind of pervy in looking forward to seeing this campaign? 

Don’t answer that.  It was really meant as a rhetorical question.

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