Posts Tagged 'I’d still hit it'

The Tom Hardy 100 second workout


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Who needs Jane Fonda when we have Tom (who’s way more interesting to look at).

This video (via Movieline) was shot while Tom was bulking up for a role last year.  I think I have those track pants, but sadly, my ass looks nothing like Tom’s in them. 

Also?  I’m going to try some of those routines at my gym with my workout partner.  Dean, consider yourself forewarned.

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Hump Day Hottie

 

Kellan Lutz shirtless, getting something from his car yesterday while at home in Santa Monica …does it really even matter?

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Rob Lowe’s still got “it” on the cover of Men’s Fitness

 

Can you believe this guy is 46?  I’m going to deduct marks from Rob as he’s holding his stomach in a little but out of 10, he’s still a solid “8″.

The cover doesn’t look overly photoshopped either, which is nice for a change (Men’s Health, take note).

Rob left ABC sap fest Brothers & Sisters this past spring (his character was killed off, I think – I gave up on the show last year) and has now joined the cast of Parks & Recreation for the new season.  Smart move. 

In the magazine, he talks about what he does to stay in shape and how he’s been sober now for 20 years.  Whatever his routine, it  seems to be working for him, no?

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Taylor Launter wants his RV and he wants it now!

 

Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!

According to TMZ, the latest member of the buff young drama queen club is suing a company called McMahon’s RV because they promised him a $300 thousand custom RV by June 21st to use while he was filming the sure to be Oscar contender Abduction

Unfortunately, the company only supplied Taylor with a regular RV (oh, the horror). He’s seeking an unspecified settlement for breach of contract, “emotional distress”,  ”annoyance” because of it.

You know, if not getting the type of RV Taylor wanted caused him emotional distress, can’t wait to see what getting soundly mocked in the media over this lawsuit’s going to do.

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Zac Effron is sought after, plays naive

Pretty boys always have to deal with people wanting things from them (even if it’s just their company, they are after all, nice to look at).  The really, really, pretty ones also need to always watch out for invites from powerful people who might have alterior motives.

Be it Bryan Singer chasing down Zac with one of his minions to “come say hi”, during Zac’s interview which is in the new issue of  Details Magazine , or this interesting (and slightly creepy) story Zac gave about meeting Tom Cruise.

Cruise recently flagged Efron down in the lobby of CAA, “You ride motorcycles?” Cruise asked him. Alas, he didn’t. “You wanna learn how?” Cruise invited him out to his house, taught him how a motorcycle engine works, showed him the hangar with his dozens of pristine bikes–including the Triumphs he rode in the Mission: Impossible movies. Efron was allowed to ride a pedigree-less dirt bike. “He made so many great movies,” Efron says of Cruise. “I get the feeling that he works really, really hard. It didn’t come from swagger with him. It came from dedication, hard work. You see it in the way he physicalizes everything. You watch The Last Samurai and that’s him! He’s really doing that.” I ask Efron why he supposes Cruise bothered reaching out to him. “I don’t know,” he says. “I don’t even want to know. It’s just so cool that he gave a shit, the fact that he cared at all. No one else did that.”

Oh, come on!  Wrap that pretty little head of yours around why a man twice your age would want to hang out with you. 

Actually, I think Tom might have been scoping out a prospective new follower of Xenu with Zac and was trying to get a feel for him (as opposed to just coping one).  Still, there’s a bit of an ick factor here, although Zac is too polite and smart to mention it.

I’m going to have to remember that line “You ride Motorcycles?  You wanna learn how?” when trying to land a twink half my age, clearly it works.

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More Tom Hardy candidness

Tom Hardy the (maybe) ex-bisexual actor who’s suddenly getting a lot of attention since his role in the hit Inception, recently admitted to having screwed around with guys a few times in the past. 

Now in an interview in the latest edition of  Men’s Health UK, Tom was equally frank about his old party-boy days when he was something of a man-whore (or slut if he was hitting it with another guy).

“I thought I’d have a little bit of a party, and I’d end up high and frightened, in places that scared me. In a blackout I could end up anywhere. I might wake up somewhere the other side of London, or in another country. Or in bed with someone I didn’t know, not knowing how I got there. Bleeding. This was on a daily basis. And I was going to work. I didn’t want to appear rock ‘n’ roll. I didn’t want anyone to know I was out of control, but I couldn’t hide it. Eventually, the body gives up. My body told me. I was completely kaput. I was lucky I didn’t get hepatitis or AIDS.”

Good to hear that he calmed down a bit and made it out in one piece with his sanity and health intact.  That being said…Names!  I want names! 

Then again, maybe Tom didn’t bother with names, and maybe that was the whole point.  (One night stand/slutty behavior 101) 

Is Tom being open about his past just for the sake of it?  Or is this a preemptive strike against pictures or video (please let there be a video) somehow making their way online?

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Tom Hardy just got a lot more popular

The actor,  probably best known for playing the villain Shinzon in Star Trek:Nemesis, and who can now be seen in Inception, was recently interviewed for a magazine and was refreshingly blunt when discussing his previous sex life when the topic came to messing around with other guys.

“As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for f*ck’s sake. I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality[of men], but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine. A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.”

Tom doesn’t think he’s that masculine?  He looks like a polished Neanderthal (I think I’m in love).  It should be noted that Tom has a child with an ex-girlfriend and is engaged to be married to actress Charlotte Riley.  Can you imagine a North American star on the verge of leading man status being this candid?  I can’t. 

I look forward to the day when a celebrity can say they had a few same sex experiences without fear of any kind of fall out and the statement doesn’t cause such a splash.

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Marc Jacobs’ ex is N’Sync with Lance Bass

 

Rebound time!

According to the NYDN, Lorenzo Martone, the hunky Brazilian that confirmed via Twitter last week that he and long term boyfriend, designer Marc Jacobs, called it quits a couple of months ago, has been seen around New York City in the company of Lance Bass.

Lance certainly seems to get his fair share of action, no?  At this rate, every gay man will eventually be linked to the ex boy-bander at some point.

Lance’s spokesminion wouldn’t comment, nor would Lorenzo.  Meanwhile, a “friend” of Lance’s says that he’s not that into Lorenzo as he generally likes guys that are “younger and prettier”.  Meow!   (Both men are a creaky 31 years of old age).

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Cristiano Ronaldo is a DILF

It never fails.  All the good stuff happens while I’m away with no access to a computer.  Anyway, moving on….

Cristiano Ronaldo made headlines twice last week, first when Portugal was eliminated at the World Cup, then again over the weekend, when the 25 year old soccer player announced via Twitter that he is a father to a baby boy that will be under his “exclusive guardianship”.

“It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become a father to a baby boy. With the agreement of the mother, who wishes to remain anonymous, I will have exclusive custody of my son.  I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy, at least on issues as personal as these are.”

Apparently, Cristiano wanted a kid so bad (he didn’t strike me as the type) that he (depending on which story you believe), either enlisted a surrogate, or paid off some woman he knocked up who gave birth in New York City last month.  No one knows who the mystery woman is, and Team Ronaldo remains tight lipped over her identity.  Christiano arrived in New York this weekend, supposedly to pick his kid up and took  his new girl friend, Russian model Irina Shayk along for the trip. 

Awkward.

According to her spokeminion, Irina “remains supportive” of Cristiano, and claims postings on her Facebook fan page saying she was devastated are untrue.  Maybe, but “remains supportive” is quite different than ”happy for”.  Sh*ts and giggles over this development Irina’s not.  Trust.

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Is there something your trying to tell us?

Uh-oh, we may have a  situation here.

New York City’s The Village Voice asked the boys of Jersey Shore to participate in a photo-shoot for an upcoming issue, and since the three are always looking for an excuse to (a) doff their shirts and (b), appear in the media, they were only too happy to oblige.

Thing is, the photo shoot was for “The Queer Issue” (out today), with a headline article on “The Guido Ideal” which focuses on young Italian-Americans in the Jersey area who are on the down-low (closeted but sexually active).  Given the general level of machismo in the culture (not to mention the Catholic upbringing), coming out in this enviroment can be a tricky er….situation.

MTV hasn’t made a comment about the new issue yet (and really, what is there to comment about)?  Here’s hoping the boys of Jersey Shore take it all in stide without feeling the need for too much postering (Ronnie, we’re looking at you).

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