Who?  Taylor Kinney

After getting noticed on Trauma a year ago or so, Taylor can currently be seen on the The Vampire Diaries playing the up-to-no-good Mason Lockwood, who also just happens to be a werewolf.

Well of course he is. 

By now it’s an established fact werewolves must look great in various stages of un-dress (not that I’m complaining).

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Who? Alex Pettyfer

You’ll be able to see Alex in the oft delayed, updated version of Beauty and Beast called Beastly, when it finally gets released early next year after being bumped from it’s original slot this past summer.

You’ll also be able to see him in the titular role in I Am Number Four, based on the latest piece of  young adult fiction which is basically Escape to Witch Mountain for the Twilight generation.  Check out the teaser trailer below

Who knows if the movie will take off or not, but if the above photo is any indication, shirtlessness will most likely ensue.

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Is anyone actually buying this relationship? 

The only thing I can think Joe is asking Ash in this photo is something along the lines of “OMG, whoever does your hair is a genius!”  or “When do I get to meet Taylor Lautner again?”

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Who?  Alex O’Louglin

Where you might know him from:

The reboot of Hawaii Five-0, in which he plays Steve McGarrett.  Originally from Australia (his native accent is yummy), Alex made a splash a couple of years ago in the series Moonlight, which was cancelled just before the whole Twilight/vampire thing happened.

That was followed by the medical drama Three Rivers, and starring alongside J-Lo in the DOA rom-com The Back-Up Plan this past spring (Alex was the only thing reason to watch).

No such worries with Hawaii-Five 0, as it seems to be doing quite well.  It’s not hard to understand if you look at the following equation…

Hot locale + gratuitous shirtlessness = ratings gold.

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Jesse Eisenberg (Mark Zuckerberg), Andrew Garfield (Eduardo Saverin) and Justin Timberlake (Sean Parker) strike a pose at last night’s after party for the New York Film Festival premiere of The Social Network.

The movie’s generating all kinds of positive buzz, including (shockingly) JT’s performance.  Great.  Like he wasn’t egotistical enough before.

Meanwhile, the real Mark Zuckerberg, in a totally non-PR unrelated move to counter the negative portrayal of him in the movie, appeared on Oprah yesterday to donate $100 million to the Newark school system (there’s been much yammering on Oprah lately about how the little darlings need good schools and education) which is totally totally a coincidence, both Mark and Oprah swear!

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I wouldn’t be caught dead in it (I’d be way too self conscious and feel ridiculous).  Granted, Lenny’s a musician and raging heterosexual.  It’s a testament to him that he still looks straight in that ensemble.

Not sure about the wedge boots though – pretty fug.  On the plus side, I guess the murse no longer has to match the footwear (good to know).

And since I can’t post ANYTHING without a little bit of snark, the only thing this outfit seems to be missing is a light-saber or Dorthy Zbornak from the Golden Girls.

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Nothing like seeing Jakey in almost all his glory in a poster for the upcoming film Love & Other Drugs, which also stars what’s-her-name (I kid – Anne Hathaway).

Hopefully, this takes some of the taint left from Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time off of Jake.  If you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor and keep it that way.  It’s really that bad.

Look!  New trailer (you can go back to oogling Jake in a moment).  BTW there’s another poster for the movie making the rounds that shows Jake pulling off his underwear.  Totally hot, but it’s a fake (unfortunately). 

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Ah, here we go, just as I predicted.  The next Emporio Armani ad staring the 25 year old soccer star and proud new papa.   Cripes, he’s ripped.  I sometimes wonder what shape I’d be in if I played soccer (and was considerably younger).

Cute commercial, but if I was that maid, I would have tried to hide Cristiano’s pants as well.  From what I hear, he wouldn’t really have too much of a problem with that.  He’s a total horn dog, this one.

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Meet Brando Eaton (cute kid, dumb name), probably best known for his roles on Dexter as the son of the Trinity Killer, and on The Secret Life of the American Teenager.

Brando will most likely show up on one or more of your favorite shows this fall or winter in a bit part or guest star capacity until he probably scores a role as a regular in an ensemble drama on the CW.  With a face and body like that, it’s only a matter of time (acting talent not withstanding).

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In related news, I’m having hot flashes.

Ryan in all his scorching hotness graces the cover of  the new issue of GQ in promotion of his new film Buried.  In the movie he plays an American contractor in Iraq kidnapped by radicals and held for ransom, spending most of the time buried alive in a coffin with only a pen light and a cell phone (must have excellent reception).

In the interview Ryan discusses what it was like to film Buried (“I’ll never, ever in my life complain on a set again after being on that set. Sixteen, seventeen days of doing that… It was such a state of emotional distress.”), his marriage to Scarlett Johaanson, and his career as a leading man. 

I’m curious about that tattoo on his inner wrist.  I’ve seen it in other pictures but can’t make out waht it is.  Anyone have any ideas?  And since no post about Ryan would be complete without seeing a little bit of his skin, here’s another picture from his photo shoot for GQ. 

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