Yeah, I know there’s technically not a “hump day” this week due Labour Day, but some people probably had or chose to work.  So this is for them (plus far be it from me not to find an excuse to post a picture of  a couple of lookers).

Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder are from the CW thriller The Vampire Dairies which has it’s season premiere tomorrow night at 8pm.  

Yes, I know this technically makes me a teenage girl.  Anything with vampires (or guys on the scorching side of hot) I’m in.

Can’t. Wait.

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Guess it was time to ditch the Just For Men(sidenote: those commercials are the absolute worst), go au natural, and embrace his inner daddy.  Suits him no?

Currently in Venice to promote his movie The Town, which he wrote, directed, and starred in before heading to Toronto for the TIFF, Big Ben shocked some people when he showed up with salt and pepper hair.  (He had been sporting decidely darker hair just two months ago).

Looks hot.  Me likey.

As for The Town, early buzz has been very good, and with a cast that includes Jeremy Renner, Jon Hamm, and the suddenly ubiquitous Blake Lively, looks like it could be an early Oscar contender. 

The Town opens September 17.

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Apparently, he could use the help.

The actor, who can currently be seen in 127 hours, based on the true story of a mountaineer who got his arm stuck under a rock and was forced to amputate it, spoke to the  Hollywood Reporter about a scene in the movie where his character plays a game of rub ‘n tug with himself. 

Although James says he doesn’t know whether or not this actually happened (what else are you going to do when stuck under a boulder), the question turned to what James does when it comes to self love.

“OK. You asked the question. [pause] I spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when I travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day. [breaks out laughing] So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock.”

I’m far from a prude but really???  I blame John Mayer for starting this trend of uh…jerking and telling.  Also: Four or five times a day??  I am shocked and appalled.  And possibly a little turned on.

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Not like that, you pervs.  Tsk.

According to US, Taylor has settled his lawsuit against that RV company that caused him “emotional distress” and “annoyance” for failing to deliver a quality product on time.  Best of all, Taylor didn’t even end up having to go to court or engage in that push up contest with the owner (which he would have found annoying and possibly traumatizing).

McMahon’s RV agreed to the offer to settle the suit for $40 grand, which Taylor’s lawyer says will be donated to The Lollipop Theatre Network, a charity that brings current theatrical releases to children stuck in hospitals.

No word if there’s some stipulation that Taylor’s contributions to the medium have to be shown as well.

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Who needs Jane Fonda when we have Tom (who’s way more interesting to look at).

This video (via Movieline) was shot while Tom was bulking up for a role last year.  I think I have those track pants, but sadly, my ass looks nothing like Tom’s in them. 

Also?  I’m going to try some of those routines at my gym with my workout partner.  Dean, consider yourself forewarned.

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Kellan Lutz shirtless, getting something from his car yesterday while at home in Santa Monica …does it really even matter?

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Can you believe this guy is 46?  I’m going to deduct marks from Rob as he’s holding his stomach in a little but out of 10, he’s still a solid “8″.

The cover doesn’t look overly photoshopped either, which is nice for a change (Men’s Health, take note).

Rob left ABC sap fest Brothers & Sisters this past spring (his character was killed off, I think – I gave up on the show last year) and has now joined the cast of Parks & Recreation for the new season.  Smart move. 

In the magazine, he talks about what he does to stay in shape and how he’s been sober now for 20 years.  Whatever his routine, it  seems to be working for him, no?

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Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!

According to TMZ, the latest member of the buff young drama queen club is suing a company called McMahon’s RV because they promised him a $300 thousand custom RV by June 21st to use while he was filming the sure to be Oscar contender Abduction. 

Unfortunately, the company only supplied Taylor with a regular RV (oh, the horror). He’s seeking an unspecified settlement for breach of contract, “emotional distress”,  ”annoyance” because of it.

You know, if not getting the type of RV Taylor wanted caused him emotional distress, can’t wait to see what getting soundly mocked in the media over this lawsuit’s going to do.

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Pretty boys always have to deal with people wanting things from them (even if it’s just their company, they are after all, nice to look at).  The really, really, pretty ones also need to always watch out for invites from powerful people who might have alterior motives.

Be it Bryan Singer chasing down Zac with one of his minions to “come say hi”, during Zac’s interview which is in the new issue of  Details Magazine , or this interesting (and slightly creepy) story Zac gave about meeting Tom Cruise.

Cruise recently flagged Efron down in the lobby of CAA, “You ride motorcycles?” Cruise asked him. Alas, he didn’t. “You wanna learn how?” Cruise invited him out to his house, taught him how a motorcycle engine works, showed him the hangar with his dozens of pristine bikes–including the Triumphs he rode in the Mission: Impossible movies. Efron was allowed to ride a pedigree-less dirt bike. “He made so many great movies,” Efron says of Cruise. “I get the feeling that he works really, really hard. It didn’t come from swagger with him. It came from dedication, hard work. You see it in the way he physicalizes everything. You watch The Last Samurai and that’s him! He’s really doing that.” I ask Efron why he supposes Cruise bothered reaching out to him. “I don’t know,” he says. “I don’t even want to know. It’s just so cool that he gave a shit, the fact that he cared at all. No one else did that.”

Oh, come on!  Wrap that pretty little head of yours around why a man twice your age would want to hang out with you. 

Actually, I think Tom might have been scoping out a prospective new follower of Xenu with Zac and was trying to get a feel for him (as opposed to just coping one).  Still, there’s a bit of an ick factor here, although Zac is too polite and smart to mention it.

I’m going to have to remember that line “You ride Motorcycles?  You wanna learn how?” when trying to land a twink half my age, clearly it works.

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Tom Hardy the (maybe) ex-bisexual actor who’s suddenly getting a lot of attention since his role in the hit Inception, recently admitted to having screwed around with guys a few times in the past. 

Now in an interview in the latest edition of  Men’s Health UK, Tom was equally frank about his old party-boy days when he was something of a man-whore (or slut if he was hitting it with another guy).

“I thought I’d have a little bit of a party, and I’d end up high and frightened, in places that scared me. In a blackout I could end up anywhere. I might wake up somewhere the other side of London, or in another country. Or in bed with someone I didn’t know, not knowing how I got there. Bleeding. This was on a daily basis. And I was going to work. I didn’t want to appear rock ‘n’ roll. I didn’t want anyone to know I was out of control, but I couldn’t hide it. Eventually, the body gives up. My body told me. I was completely kaput. I was lucky I didn’t get hepatitis or AIDS.”

Good to hear that he calmed down a bit and made it out in one piece with his sanity and health intact.  That being said…Names!  I want names! 

Then again, maybe Tom didn’t bother with names, and maybe that was the whole point.  (One night stand/slutty behavior 101) 

Is Tom being open about his past just for the sake of it?  Or is this a preemptive strike against pictures or video (please let there be a video) somehow making their way online?

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