Looks like J-Lo has decided if she can’t get mentioned in the media for her celebrity or talent alone, she’ll resort to wearing unflattering catsuits while performing.

J-Lo pulled this in Times Square New Year’s Eve and now she’s doing it again this time in San Remo, Italy during the music festival there.  This outfit isn’t quite as bad as the last one, although it’s still pretty fug.  To be fair, there’s a culture difference at play here too as in Europe they embrace a certain amount of camp and cheesiness in their music that North Americans seem to eschew.

For those of you that masichists at heart, the footage is below.
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Except not.

You really have to wonder what J-Lo is going to think about this one…

In an interview with 10 Magazine, Posh was talking about her fashion line and told them “My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore. And who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!”

Huh??? What the what what WHAT!???

No word if she said this with an eye roll or a smirk, making this some sort of a joke, because Posh and J-lo may be many of the same things (rich, famous, high maintenance, diva like, delusional) but they are most certainly not the same size.  Not even close.

I’d guess Posh to be a size 0 (since they don’t yet accept fractions) and J-Lo to be about a 10. 

For someone who claims to be a designer and fashion icon (her words not mine) Posh seems to have blinders on when it comes to her and Lopez’s size.  Then again, Posh didn’t exactly eleaborate on how the dress in question looked on either one of them now, did she?

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I’m starting to think J-Lo is full of it.  Either that or when she fell on her ass at the AMA‘s, she somehow sustained a head injury (make of that what you will).  Come to think of it, that would explain some of her more “interesting” fashion choices of late.

In interviews with magazines Elle and Latina, the singer/actress made some rather interesting statements regarding her previous roles and movies.

First, J-Lo told the crew at Latina,  “I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Oh, she wasn’t making a funny?

Ok then, moving on to Elle, J-Lo imparted this piece of wisdom, “I think Maid in Manhattan and Monster-in-Law are very layered movies. And that’s why they’re so successful. People don’t like shitty romantic comedies. Nothing that’s shitty is going to make $100 million.”

How much did Maid in Manhattan and Monster in Law make again?  Did J-Lo actually say that with a straight face?  If so, that would be an Oscar worthy performance right there.

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Seriously?

Whatever happened to a nice pair of jeans and a designer shirt?  You can dress casual and still look fantastic. 

Unless you have something to prove.

Perhaps she’s showing off. 

After all, she and her husband, semi-mummified walking cadavar Mark Anthony are co-owners of the Miami Dolphins.

Personally, I think she’s already trying to live down that wretched cat-suit she wore New Year’s Eve in Times Square.

Sorry to be the barer of bad news (cough) but,

Not.  Going.  To.  Happen.

Ever.

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Hot on the heels of getting yet another injunction preventing him from using video he shot of his ex-wife, Jennifer Lopez, Ojani Noa responded by showing his 2010 Calender outside the courthouse yesterday.

The Judge ruled that if Noa ever shows even a second of the tape, his ass is going to end up in jail.  I suspect he’d be rather popular, no?  J-Lo and her legal team will be asking the court to make the injuction permanent.

Guess Noa hopes proceeds of his calender will help pay towards his legal bills in his $100 million dollar lawsuit against Lopez.  Good luck with that.  She sure can pick ‘em can’t she?

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