Oh,  this is going to get good…

Celebitchy (via OK! Magazine in the UK ) is reporting that the Big M’s nanny/pretend boy-friend/arm candy Jesus was recently in Paris for a DJing gig at the VIP Room.  Word is Lohan’s people (Dina or Aly?) contacted the club when she heard he was hosting a night there, looking to get an invite to party.  Nothing like trying to remain relevant while going out to get f*cked up.  

However, Madonna got word of it through her minions and lay down the law.  No partying with Lindsay Lohan.  Period. 

Jesus, not one to argue with a commandment from the Big M, was allegedly happy to oblige, knowing where his bread gets buttered being there to work, not to party. 

After investing all this time, effort, and money in Jesus’ career as a DJ, no way is Madonna going to let Lohan anywhere near her property.  With a single coming out later this spring, all Jesus needs is to be associated with Lindsay Lohan and his “career” will be over before it even has a chance to take off.

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I found Jesus!  He was on the dancefloor with Madonna.  

After breakup rumours about the big M and Jesus breaking up a short time ago, followed by more rumours that Madonna already found a replacement boyfriend with a young Peter Gallagher look-a-like model, she was spotted in Rio with Jesus, dancing up a storm in some club before being whisked back to their hotel (pictured above).

Question is they’re together, but are they together together? (Forever and ever and ever?) 

We all wait with baited breath.  Come on Big M, don’t keep us guessing too long.

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