Get ready for a Kim Kardashian onslaught of shameless famewhoring.

Why?

She got upstaged. 

At her own fashion show.

By J-Woww of Jersey Shore.

DRAMA.

The other night at Kim Kardashian’s launch of her new clothing line for Bebe, J-Woww got seated in the front row, immediately creating a stir and the focus away from Kim. 

Wearing a turquoise Ed Hardy dress and garish makeup, the Jersey Shore star was inundated (bet she has no idea what that means) with questions, among other things, such as if her tits were real and if they could be poked.  Sadly, I’m not making any of this up.

Rumour is Kim didn’t take too well to this development, (the attention diversion, not the boob related questions) and reports say she was “irritated”. Considering she doesn’t like it when her sisters take the spotlight from her on their reality show or the media, this should hardly come as a surprise.

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It’s a paternity thing.  Well, maybe not.

Deciding that keeping everyone guessing who the pretend Baby-Daddy of her fake pregnancy was had run it’s course in less than 24 hours,  Tila Tequila announced yesterday that it’s none other than rapper The Game (aka Jayceon Taylor).

Tila says that he gave her the go-ahead as the identitywould eventually come out anyway.  The Game on the other hand, doesn’t want to play Tila’s paticular brand of pretend, Tweeting “Just left TMZ settin the record straight, my gyrl aint like that Tila Tequila sh*t !”

What’s the world coming to when men won’t admit to fathering fake babies?

Then on the flip side of yet another possible paternity showdown, Star Magazine is claiming that Michael Girgenti, an aspiring model/rapper/famewhore who also goes by the name Premo Stallone (eye-roll), is demanding a paternity test on Mason Dash Disick, Kourtney Kardashian’s baby.

Star Magazine gleefully reported last month that Premo just might possibly be the kid’s biological father when he answered, “Yeah, you could say that” to the question, “Do you think there’s any chance that you could be Mason’s father”? 

 Apparently, Premo and Kourt hit it once while she and Scott were on the outs, then she realized she was pregnant, assumed it was Scott Disick’s child and the they got back together (just like it was written for them in the script for their show).

Whether or not Premo is actually demanding a paternity test, or is simply looking for more attention to help launch his career remains to be seen.  Another possibility is that the tabloid’s just pilfering quotes from Premo Stallone’s previous interview and re-packaging them as a new story in order to sell copy.  Nah, they would never do something like that.

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Proving that she’s a one trick pony, Tila Tequila has again taken to Twitter claiming she’s pregnant(for reals this time), offering proof in the form of a photo of the ultrasound to the highest bidder.

So far, so takers (she’s pulled this twice before) so now she’s upping the goods promising that the baby daddy is a “very famous rapper! very very famous!” who is supposedly multi platinum, award winning, sexy, and tends to get into trouble.  Well, that narrows the field down doesn’t it? 

Wasn’t she just alluding that the non-existent fetus’ sperm donor was Girls Gone Wild douchebag Joe Francis (ugh, can you imagine if that’s true, even Tim Tebow would his stance) and promising that she was going to quit famewhoring to concentrate on being a mother?

Cue the countdown to her tragic miscarriage coincidentally happening just when she should be starting to show.

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Also proving to be a one trick pony as well, Michael Lohan (who starting to resemble a turtle) has yet again been arrested for ignoring a court order to keep away from his ex-girlfriend and contacting her by phone.  He pulled this sort of thing with ex-wife Dina as well. 

At least we know Lindsay comes by it honestly and never really had a chance for normalcy getting her genes from the likes of this. 

No word on how Lohan’s latest arrest over contacting his ex is sitting with his new girlfriend and Jon Gosselin cast-off, Kate Major.

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Kim Kardashian, realizing that it had been at least 20 hours since her name appeared somewhere in the media, panicked and leaked “untouched” photos of herself from some shoot modeling bikinis, calling them “hot” and “edgy”. 

Kim also pretended to be worried about how she looked, fishing for compliments by complaining that she ate too much prior to the shoot.  Oh Kim, a couple of Quicktrim pills and a 12 hour stint sitting on the toilet crapping it all away will do wonders.  Doesn’t it always?

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Well, this is a new one.

Apparently, OK! made up an interview with Kourtney Kardashian, photoshopped a picture of her and made some stuff up.  Typical behavior, except the thing is, she’s calling them out on their bullsh*t.

Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor.

Kourtney has made it clear she was never interviewed for the article, and that “They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight, which I have not.”

That’s a pretty honest move coming from a famewhore.  Is Kourtney maturing or is it self preservation?  After all, it wouldn’t take too long for people to notice that the weight really hasn’t come off, given how often she gets photographed, or maybe Kourtney was just mad since she wouldn’t have gotten paid for this one?

As for not being interviewed, this is a standard practice of tabloids.  If it’s been a slow news week tabloids routinely make sh*t up and pull old quotes from previous articles to pad the article and use “sources” to fill in for the rest.

Should be interesting to see how OK! responds.

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Can’t really say I blame her, especially in this instance.

Apparently the famewhore has discovered the down-side of wanting to be the centre of attention in the form of a stalker who likes to occasionally show up at her appearances and events wearing face paint like the Joker in the Dark Knight.  Now that’s just plain creepy.

According to TMZ, Dennis Shaun Bowman began sending Kim messages via Twitterlast fall then moved from Atlanta to Calabasas, CA in order to be near her, allegedly believing he has a relationship with her.

Dude is seriously deranged.  Has he seen Kim’s boyfriend Reggie Bush?  He’s a football player for God’s sake, although this supposedly didn’t stop Bowman from sending him a Tweet as well, challenging him to a fight.

At the recommendation of the LAPD Threat Management unit, the courts have issued an order that Bowman must remain at least 500 feet away from Kardashian at all times and cease all contact to her or face prison (or in his case, a one way trip to the loony bin).

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Wonder if they came up with this idea themselves or if it was in the script for Keeping up with the Kardashians?

Page Sixis reporting that Kim Kardashian spilled in an interview that she and boyfriend Reggie Bush have a bet going on.  If the New Orleans Saints win the Superbowl, he’ll propose marriage.  If they don’t, well…

Of course, haters are saying if ever there was reason to throw a game this would be it, but I would never, everbe that cynical (cough).  Instead, I’ll just wonder aloud which football team Kim’s sisters Khloe and Kourtney are really routing for and wonder which one will try to get the tabloid focus back on herself first?

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Then again, considering two of them have sex tapes floating around, this shouldn’t be surprising to anyone.

Is it just me, or are the Kardashian sisters all trying to outdo each other when it comes to trying to get the media spotlight focused on themselves individually?

When Kourtney gave birth to her kid a few weeks ago, I thought the other two would let her have her moment in the sun, seeing as how a lot of the focus last year was on Khloe and her fake wedding made real due to all the pre-nup drama.  Well, a moment was pretty much all Kourt got.  Since then, Kim’s been busy famewhoring and now Khloe has re-entered the fray.

Khloe announced in a radio interview that she’s now off her birth-control, hoping to get pregnant as “Lamar wants a baby like, tomorrow“. 

Cripes.  What’s next?  Will she’ll start sending Tweets out to to the world announcing when she’s ovulating?  Actually, with the Kardashians, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.

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She makes it so easy (there’s a joke in that statement, but it’s too obvious).

Kim Kardashianis entering the celebrity fragrance (why do I always think that’s a polite way to say someone famous just passed wind?) market with her new perfume, imaginatively named Kim Kardashian.

Not sure what the fragrance smells like, but I’m going to guess sex tapes, desperation, famewhoring, fake boobs, greed, the word “fun” and crash dieting.

Kim Kardashian (the perfume, not the famewhore) will be available for sale beginning in February.  There’s a joke there as well, but again, way too easy.

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I wanna be a Flintstone…

Somehow I don’t think this is what Kim Kardashian (the #1 most shameless famewhore of the 00′s) had in mind when she threw this on after killing and skinning it in the mountains east of LA. 

Ok, not really.  Can you picture Kim Kardashian up in the mountains?  Can you picture Kim Kardashian actually doing something other than famewhoring for that matter??

Anyone can be fashionable, style one must possess.  Even a Flintstone wannabe.

BTW – Kim is now claiming she’s not getting paid to Tweet, saying she likes to share information on stuff she uses, but isn’t getting paid to endorse.  “Am I not allowed to talk about something I like without people assuming I must have been paid to do it?”  She blogged over the weekend.

What do you think the odds are this has something to do with that cookie diet lawsuit that’s coming up on the horizon?

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I’m guessing anywhere between 10 and 20 k.

Still no word on Premo Stallone (love the name) accusation that he might be the father of the kid.  Which means one of three things.

1. Story was totally bogus.  A Famewhore was using other famewhores to get attention.  Shocking!

2. There’s actually something to the story but the Kardashians paid to make it go away.

3. The drama (real or not) will unfold on their reality TV show, but until it does, don’t expect to hear much about it until then, thus ensuring better ratings.  Better ratings = better rates of pay when it comes time to renegotiate.

I’m tending to think it’s a either number two or three or a possible combination.  What do you think?

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