Last night the White House hosted a state dinner for the president of Mexico, and wouldn’t you know it, the secret service stopped a limo that ran a red light just a few blocks away, heading towards 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

In the limo?  Michaele and Tareq Salahi, dressed to the nines, along with another couple and a camera crew.  Guess they’re starting to film the second season of The Real Housewives of DC, since the first one is already in the can.  The limo driver was issued a citiation and was allowed to continue on his way with his passengers, who ended up going to a Greek restaurtant about four blocks away from the White House.

Maybe the couple were just going to stop by on their way to dinner to get that apology from Obama they’ve been whining that they’re somehow owed, ever since they got pulled in front of a House Committee and grilled over their party crashing stunt last Novemeber.

Talk about balls.

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Looks like additions to the cast aren’t the only thing that will have changed when The Real Housewives of Atlanta comes back for it’s third season.

Glamorous loose canon, and pain in just about everyone’s ass Nene Leaks (right) looks like she’s had something “done” during the show’s hiatus.  

Take a look at the picture below and compare it to the one to the left.  That is not the same nose Nene had last season.  Wonder if Nene’s arch nemesis Kim Zolciak will say anything about this to her? 

Here’s hoping.

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Money Can’t Buy You Class, but it can buy you a record deal (along with a spot on a Bravoreality TV show), even with a complete and total absence of talent.

Real Housewives of New York reigning royal, Countess (the “o” is silent) Luann has released a single, following in the delicate and delusional footsteps of Kim (Tardy For The Party) Zolciak.

You just know drag queens nationwide are already planning on adding this gem to their repertoire for the summer.  If you were to autotune a drunken tone deaf banshee being fed backwards into a wood chipper while two moose were having sex in the background, you’d come close to the horror that is Money Can’t Buy You Class.  For those of you who are total masochists (I know your out there)  click here

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This is getting tiresome.

One week after confirming that she and DJ Tracy Young were an item in Life&Style magazine, The Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member, while being interviewed on radio in Atlanta yesterday, suggested that the whole thing has been a ploy to get attention exaggerated by the DJ herself.

Wait, what?

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Is six the new five at Bravo?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is following in Atlanta’s footsteps by having a sixth Housewife.

The youngest of this bunch, Taylor Armstrong is a 38 year old management consultant.  Married to a venture capitalist with one child, she’s apparently heavily involved with charity work.  Unlike most of her cast-mates, Taylor doesn’t seem to have had a prior career in front of the camera.

No word from Bravo on why the addition of a sixth housewife for their newest version of the franchise.  Is one of the initial RHOBH already on her way out, or does it make it easier logistically to film with an additional cast member?

BTW – it’s been confirmed The Real Housewives of DC will feature Michaele Salahi (and her husband), aka The White House Party Crashers.  Word is there’s six women for the DC version of the show as well. 

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Dating.  Not dating.  No, really dating.

In an exlusive interview with Life&Style magazine, Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member Kim Zolciak confirms that she is indeed in a relationship with Dj Tracy Young after having dismissed the story as gossip early last month.

Apparently, Kim identifies herself as bisexual (a meal ticket is a meal ticket after all) and claims the reason she denied the relationship when the story first broke was that she hadn’t had a chance to speak to her family yet about what was going on at the time.

Awkward.

Kim’s coming out as bi and in a relationship will obviously be a plot-line/story arc on the upcoming season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Speaking of which….

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta is adding  a sixth housewife for the show’s third season.

After earlier rumours that Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak might get replaced because of salary demands and diva like behaviour, comes word via E! that Phaedra Parks,  a lawyer specializing in entertainment and sports is joining as a sixth cast member.

Apparently, the plan is to slowly phase out Real Housewife Lisa Wu-Hartwell (the sane one) because she and her family moved some 40 miles outside of Atlanta to get away from loose canon NeNe making filming that much more difficult.  (It makes no sense for her or one of the other Real Housewives to “happen to drop by” to visit one another if they have to drive for about an hour to do so).

Although Bravo‘s been keeping mum about Phaedra’s addition to the cast, Kim let it slip that a lawyer had joined the show last week in an interview at a radio station in Florida.  

Phaedra says she’s a “Super sassy but always classy attorney to the stars“.  Sounds like she’ll fit right in.  How long do you think it’ll take before she and NeNe have throwdown?

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The cast of Bravo‘s latest incarnation of the franchise that just won’t die (Dallas may be the next one after DC) was revealed late yesterday. 

They are…

Kim Richards and Kyle Richards, age 45 & 41

Claim to Fame -  A child actress, (Escape to Witch Mountain and Return from Witch Mountain) Kim was one of the Disney’s favorite child stars of the 70′s back before they all started to become pop music sensations, multi-millionaires, and tabloid fodder.  Mother of four and twice divorced. 

Kyle was also a child actress (Little House on the Prarie).  Her career was pretty much washed up by mid 80′s.  A mother of four and twice divorced. 

They are the younger sisters of Kathy Hilton and Paris’ aunts.

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Camille Donatacci Grammer, age 41.

Claim to Fame – A former Playboy model and the trophy wife of Kelsey Grammer.  Mother of two and plastic surgery enthusiast. 

She also suffers from Irritable Bowel Syndrome (which is ironic, since looking at her…well, you know).

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Adrienne Maloof-Nassif, age 48

Claim to Fame – The Maloof  family owns everything from basketball teams to casino-hotels (They tried unsuccessfully to get taxpayers to pay for a new stadium they wanted to build). Conveniently married to a plastic surgeon that’s appeared on Dr 90210. 

Bravo shockingly managed to find someone that looks more like a tranny than Kim Zolciak.

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Lisa Vanderpump-Todd, age – 40 something

Claim to Fame – A former actress from the UK, now successful restauranter (owns/runs Villa Blanca along with her husband) and mother of three.

Most recently made headlines when her car ended up in a ravine along with Charlie Sheen’s.

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Will you tune in?  This version of  The Real Housewives is either going to be so completely contrived that it bombs, or be such a spectacular train-wreck that people won’t be able to turn away.

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Nor is she dating Kim Zolciak.  BAM!  (Sorry I couldn’t resist that one)

Tracy Young debunked the rumours that she and the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member by speaking directly to UsWeekly saying, “These allegations of a secret affair aren’t new to me. It seems whenever I work with a high-profile female artist, someone is always trying to link us together romantically. The facts are Kim and I worked together….We spent a lot of time in the studio and in the process, became close friends due to our shared interest in music.”

In what weird alternative universe is Kim Tardy for the Party Zolciak a high profile female artist? 

You just know that Nene Leakes is breathing a sigh of relief over this news about Kim.  Any two people who actively go to the extremes they do to show disdain for each other publicly are usually trying to fight their attraction to one another if they’re not already all over each other in private.

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This is one way to guarantee more screen time for yourself on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Kim Zolciak, the blonde with the penchant for really bad wigs that looks like a drag queen with the “hit” Tardy for the Party is now a lesbian.  According to US Magazine, Kim’s been dating DJ Tracy Young for the past three months.  Apparently, they met last year when Tracy produced a remix of Kim’s song.  

Hmmm.  A reality TV famewhore with an aspiring music career suddenly finds true love with an established female DJ.  What are the odds?   What will Kim’s main frenemy and fellow RHOAco-hort Nene have to say about all this? 

Kim for her part, still insists she’s with her married boyfriend Big Papa (guess the third seasons going to revolve around her coming out). I foresee total dyke drama in the making here. 

No word if Tracy Young received her toaster yet.

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