She looks worried about this, no? 

TMZ is saying Kim’s hired indentured Lindsay Lohan defense attorney Shawn Chapman Holley to stop the sale of those Kinky Kim blow up sex dolls that resemble her.

Apparently SCH has already fired off a letter to the Pipedream, the company that makes them, telling them to cease and desist or else.  A spokesminion for the company says their not budging, and that(presumably with a straight face), “The similarity between the Kinky Kim doll and Ms. Kardashian is purely coincidental.” 

Anyone else geting a sense of deja vu here?  What are the odds Kim settles for a piece of the profits?  A seven Birkin at a time shopping habit is an expensive one to maintain.  Just sayin’.

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The jokes, they almost write themselves with this one.   Too easy!

Now Kim, or as the doll is called, The Kinky Kim Filthy Love Doll can be all yours to do with as you please!  Insert your own joke here about air heads and the IQ of the doll being on par with the real deal. 

Made by a company called Pipedream (website totally NSFW), and using a look-a-like model on the packaging, they introduce Kinky Kim as their “busty bubble-butt bimbo, who’s had more dark meat in her than a bucket of fried chicken”. 

No word what the actual celebutard thinks of this latest incursion of her likeness and celebrity to sell a product, but considering Kim was less than pleased over Playboy’s recent release of nude photos of herself, chances are it won’t be good.

Cue lawsuit in 5…4…3…

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Milking  the extra 15 minutes of fame that being a co-star with Heidi Motag in a sex tape which will probably never ever see the light of day (but will be mentioned as often as possible by Spiedi) has bought her, ex Playboy play-mate and Hugh Hefner play-thing Karissa Shannon went to Millions of Milkshakes along with boyfriend Sam Jones III (who’s apparently out on bail in regards to his involvement with an Oxycontin ring) to create a signature shake.

Ugh.  I can only imagine what it must taste like.  Possible ingredients include Oxycontin, drug deals, sex-tapes, lube, the floor of a porn shoot, silicone, desperation, and famewhoring. 

Whatever you do, don’t swallow.

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Oh, this trainwreck is going to be EPIC.

Apparently, Faithless Hussy is going to do a stint with Dr Drew before skipping off to be in Celebrity Apprentice (NBC still has to OK her involvement, but will likely want to keep Trump happy) later this year.

No word yet on what Faithless Hussy’s addiction is.  Bad weaves and hair extensions?  Tanning beds?  Collagen injections? Fame?  Money?  Sex with other peoples husbands?  The possibilities are endless.

Other non-noteables joining the cast for production of the much delayed season are Leif Garrett, and Frankie Lons (mother of Keyshia Cole, whomever that is).  Filming is scheduled to start soon, with episodes airing later this year.

Can’t wait to see Faithless Hussy and Janice Dickinson fight interact.

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Because nothing says you’ll make a good business person like f*cking at least two other women’s husbands, having your friends sell the stories to the tabloids, then hiring a famewhoring lawyer to shake down the men you had affairs with (to the the tune of $10 million in Tiger Woods’ case).

Guess Faithless Hussy (Uchitel) just can’t stay out of the spotlight, and Donald Trump knows a draw when he sees it, even if it’s one that people love to hate.  (Here’s hoping he just wants her on to say “your fired”).

Trump’s wife, Melania better keep her eyes open, since Donald is exactly what Faithless Hussy looks for in a man, famous, extremely wealthy, and married, (plus he’s strayed before with his previous wives). 

The best drama on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice could actually be going on behind the cameras.

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Any kind of scandal.   Any sort of impropriety.  They almost always end up doffing their clothes for a spread in the worlds most famous men’s magazine.

Who’s the latest trying to extend her fifteen minutes of misbegotten fame?  Rachel Uchitel (aka Faithless Hussy), professional home-wrecker, gold-digger, and skanky-ho. 

Tiger Woods’ numero uno whore, (who was bumping uglies with David Boreanez just prior to her moving on to um…bigger and better things with Tiger), has inked a deal to take it off for Playboyin a shoot scheduled to take place next month.  The shoot will just focus on her T&A, no vadge.  Interestingly, Faithless Hussy retains the right to cancel the shoot should she get cold feet at the last minute.

What’s ironic about this is that she just spent the weekend trading barbs on various online tabloid sites (TMZ and Radar) with Josselyn James, another one of Tiger’s whores, critizing the porn star of trying to capitalize on the notoriety of all things.  Guess we can add hypocrite to Faithless Hussy’s growing list of character flaws.

Something tells me if the shoot takes place, the resulting issue will be an even bigger bust (heh), than the Levi Johnston pictorial for Playgirl.

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Faithless Hussy (aka Rachel Uchitel) never one to miss a chance to famewhore, came back from her exile vacation in Mexico to address the whole David Boreanaz thing and set the record straight yesterday.

“David Boreanaz is not part of my life, nor will he be.  I am not in contact with him and do not wish to be. I have made no claims against him and do not plan to assert any. Any statements to the contrary are false and I hope that this statement will finally end any speculation about this issue.  I am looking forward to a life not filled with scandal, rumor, innuendo or false statements. I will not have any further comment regarding David Boreanaz.” She said in a statement through her lawyer Gloria Allred.

Faithless Hussy apparently did have a fling with Boreanaz last summer, before moving on to Tiger Woods (hence her monikor), who gave her a huge chunk of hush money to keep her quiet.

As for her hopes of living a life free of scandal, rumour, and innuendo?

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Remember last fall when Star Magazine claimed that David Boreanaz had an affair with Tiger Wood’s number one skanky ho and professional gold-digger, Rachel Uchitel (aka Faithless Hussy)?

Well, guess who just went to People to lay it all out on the line (hint, it wasn’t Faithless Hussy) in a statement?

“Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with. She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion.”

“I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible. We’re working on our marriage. We’re working on repairing what has been damaged so badly.”

Although David doesn’t actually name names, according to Radar, the woman in question was Faithless Hussy, while TMZ says that the lawyer for the unnamed ho in question is Gloria Allred.  Shocking, I know.  

Apparently, the David and Faithless hussy hooked up two or three times, then David, for whatever reason, gave her a chunk of money, but she surprisingly wanted more.  Not to be accused or charged with an out and out extortion attempt, Faithless Hussy had her lawyer Gloria Allred call up David’s legal team, requesting six figures.  David went to People instead.

Either Gloria charges a lot for her services, or Faithless Hussy is already trying to sublement the money she supposedly got out of Tiger Woods.  Cue the countdown to Faithless Hussy’s side of the story via Gloria Allred any time now.

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The creator of Cheaters, that wonderful staple of late night TV syndication where the jilted confront their partners in the midst of stepping out on them (often with violent results) is now shopping around a new version.

Celebrity Cheaterswill follow the same basic premise, only it will try to catch actual celebrities (Z to D listers) “with their pants down”.  Even better (or worse, depending on how you look at it) this trainwreck in the making will apparently be hosted by the two delicate flowers above, Bombshell McGee and Jamie Jungers, who both know something about cheating since they’ve both previously slept with other women’s husbands (Jesse James and Tiger Woods).

Since both Bombshell and Jamie seem to have the second part of “famewhore” down pat, looks like they’re both determined to work on the first and stretch out their fifteen minutes.

Does anyone think this is a good idea?

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Blech.

Michelle (Bombshell) McGee, the vile piece that went to InTouch Weekly with proof of her fling with Jesse James for a cool $30 000 went on Australia’s TodayTonight to apologize to Sandra Bullock.

Taking a lesson from some of Tigers whores and is trying her hand at the victim card (sort of).  Said Bombshell, “I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything. She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. I’m sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it. I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

What the What WHAT??!!

After going to InTouch Weekly in the first place with proof of her affair with Jesse James, Bombshell is now sorry it’s been made public?

Yeah, I’m sure Bombshell is also upset at the gobs of money TodayTonight must have thrown at her for her exclusive interview and will be donating it all to charity as an act of penance.

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