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Apparently, Lindsay clipped a woman pushing a baby stroller late yesterday afternoon when making a right turn from a parking garage in West Hollywood.

Radar has all the juicy details, including a video which supposedly shows Lindsay’s car speeding away (hit and run). 

What makes the validity of this story dubious at best is that no police report has been filed and the man who shot the video went to Radar instead.

TMZ is calling bullsh*t on the whole thing, having identified the video taker as Brayan Jaime, a freelance paparazzi.  Hmmmm.  When TMZ asked him why he didn’t go to police as well (a reasonable question) he said that “he didn’t want to get involved”.

Riiiiiiight.  Isn’t it illegal not to report a crime to the police if you witness one?  (Then again, filing a false report with the police is a crime as well.)   

Funny that Jaime doesn’t seem to have a problem involving himself, so long as he’s getting money and credit for his efforts.

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Someone get this girl a hamburger and fries, quick!

After debuting her alarmingly slimmer body at the Emmy Awards this past weekend, Kelly went to see the Pussycat Dolls performance last night at the Viper Room in West Hollywood.

Love the dress, but the hat has got to go (looks like it came from the Bombshell McGee Nazi Wear Collection).

As you can see, Kelly needed assistance going from point A to point B. Presumably the downside to swearing off solid food for the past several months.

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Well! I for one, am shocked and appalled.

A guy going by the name Robert Randolph has supposedly written a tell all book all about the “secret gay spa culture” in Hollywood (celebs going to bathhouses in the LA area for sexy times with other guys) in which he names names. 

Rob told The National Enquirer  that he ran into John Travolta several times over the years, saying, “I met John in 1998, after he had married Kelly. I believe the marriage is a total fraud because John is totally into guys and has been having sex with them behind Kelly’s back for years. He came on to me a number of times. I always turned him down. But there was always some guy who was willing to have sex with him. And John didn’t stop cheating on Kelly after either of their children was born. John’s a cheating dog. It’s just been wrong, because his wife seems like such a sweet woman.”

Rob also says that Travolata “ blatantly cruises guys, and doesn’t seem to care who sees him. I saw him with his lover and he couldn’t get enough. And when the details emerge, he’s gonna make Tiger Woods look like a boy scout.” Travolta’s “secret gay life is one of Hollywood’s worst kept secrets.”

Robert passed a lie detector test the folks at the Enquirer gave him so you know it must be totally true (ahem).  But!  There seems to be a lack of, shall we say, information about this book anywhere except for a rather amateurish looking website.

Could Robert be trying to pull a Rachel Uchitel/Tiger Woods type move on John Travolta?  Go to Enquirer.  Allude to knowing “things”.  Lawyer up.  Get payout? 

So far, there’s been no response from the Travolta’s camp. 

Stay tuned…

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Rolling Stone gives Emmy fave Mad Men the cover treatment with Elizabeth Moss, January Jones, Jonn Hamm, and Christina Hendricks all in character.  No John Slattery (Roger)?  Boo.

Why does Don (Jon Hamm) look like he’s holding his breath?  Did someone let one fly in the back seat?  I hate it when that happens.  Also, his right leg seems to be completley missing, as does Betty’s right forearm and hand. 

I get that the actresses probably try to distance themselves from their characters off the lot, but whomever styled the ladies for this shoot needs to take over duties for them for all future red carpet events (although January Jones’ hair once again has that “freshly f*cked” look to it).

As for the “best show on TV”, sorry Rolling Stone, but that mantle belongs to Breaking Bad .

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Denial is not just a river in Egypt, it’s a Lohan family trait.

On the cover for the upcoming October issue of Vanity Fair, Lindsay gave an interview during the time between her sentencing and actually starting her jail time.

Needless to say, the interview is a real scream.  Lindsay says she was never an addict, but admits she “dabbled” with certain conveniently unnamed “things” while being rich, young, and irresponsible (earlier this year, given her behaviour).  ““It was very go-go-go and I had a lot of responsibility; and I think just the second I didn’t have [structure] anymore—I was 18, 19—with a ton of money and no one really here to tell me that I couldn’t do certain things … And I see where that’s gotten me now, and I don’t like it.”

Besides still blaming her revolting father Michael for just about everything, Lindsay also blames the tabloids and a certain poorly weaved singer as well, saying using them for her main source of news and as a role model was “Really scary and sad… I would look up to those girls… the Britneys and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that.”

The magazine also interviewed publicists and paparazzi for the piece.  The publicits called her “Hollywood Krptonite”, while the paps claim she poses for photos at $10 grand a piece.  Although Lindsay says the paps are all a bunch of liars, they remain adamant.  Makes sense, the money has to be coming in somehow, Lindsay celebrated her release last week by buying herself a new car, not exactly the action of someone who’s aledgedly broke.  

Lindsay also says her party girl past is now behind her and that she’s seeking to “get back the respect I had when I was making great movies.  And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It’s not fun anyway.”

Yeah, Just My Luck, Herbie Fully Loaded, and Freaky Friday were “great movies”.  As for the not going out to clubs since it’s “not fun”, any of you care to guess who got pulled over for running a stop sign this past weekend on her way to the Chateau Marmont?

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Yesterday a story broke that Glee’s Naya Rivera and her friends keyed and egged co-star Mark Salling’s car in retrobution for being a man-whore when she thought they were dating.  (Mark’s previous dalliances include Audrina Patridge and Paris Hilton).

Anyway, after the gossip blogs (including yours truly) picked up on it and the tale made the rounds, Mark went to Radar saying that the story was lies, all lies!  Even going so far as to claim he “dosen’t even own a Lexus” anymore. 

Mark then posted the above photo to his Twitter, saying he and Naya are “the best of friends”.  This probably has nothing (ahem) to do with the fact that the cast will be attending the Emmy Awards Sunday night and is expected to show a united front.

Ryan Murphy runs a tight ship.

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Great, now we’re going to have to deal with a gloating Lindsay and Dina, as well as more of Michael’s patented f*ckery.

Radar is reporting this evening that after spending a total of 22 days of her court ordered 90 days in rehab at the UCLA Medical Center, Lindsay Lohan signed her discharge papers late this afternoon and has been whisked away in a chauffeur driven limo. 

The doctors at the facility feel that Lindsay was mis-diagnosed and the Judge now overseeing her case agreed.  Although a hearing has been scheduled for tomorrow, it’s pretty much a given that Lindsay will be treated on an out-patient basis.

Word is Lindsay is also looking for an apology or compensation from the courts for her treatment, since doctors now say she’s been misdiagnosed as an addict and suffering from ADD.  Good luck with that one.  Never mind the fact that she was sent to the slammer for thumbing her nose at her probation requirements for driving drunk back in 2007. 

Lindsay may have been “mis-diagnosed”, but since she went extensive doctor shopping to get her diagnosis and subsequent prescriptions in the first place, do you really think she’s going to have changed after 13 days in jail and just over three weeks in rehab?

Cue countdown for first photos of a messy Lindsay leaving some LA or NYC hotspot by year’s end.

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This is truly one of the most bizarre commercials I have ever seen.  That being said, it’s also kind of funny, yet intense (mostly because of Gary Busey and his giant horse teeth).

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A couple of months after announcing that they were on a break, Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson have confirmed that the split is now permanent.

Rachel’s spokeminion bitchily told someone at US Magazine“Yes the engagement is off, therefore so is the wedding” when asked for clarification.  Sounds like someone needs to switch to decaf.  

Distance is being used as a convenient factor in the split (she’s based in LA, he’s based in T.O.), but this seems more like some sort of contract re-negotiation breakdown.  This girl loves to shop, and she hasn’t really been in anything lately.

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But on the plus side, at least her weave looks un-mangey.

You just know someone in her household asked Britney if she wanted help selecting an outfit for the day and she was all, “Nah, I gots this, y’all!”

Is this Britney’s way of lashing out at her father, who’s still in control of everything she does?  He’s made her give up going braless in public, looks like the budget weave has now been fixed, so now she’s reverted to going pantless.  Again.

At least Britney’s not really flashing us any vadge.  Yet.

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