JT will next be seen on The Social Network, playing Facebook creator Mark Zukenberg, followed by Friends With Benefits which is currently filming in NYC. 

Anyway, JT recently directed a couple of commercials for his 901 Tequila, and they’re really, really, laughingly bad.  Sorry JT, I’ll take Silver Patron over your over-priced and over-hyped panty remover any day.

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Before you walk away in utter disgust with yet another post about these two, it gets interesting, so bare with me.

Word via the Hollywood Reporter this morning is that the LA sheriff’s department is investigating Oksana for extortion, because according to a source there, it was Mad Mel, not Oksana, that walked away from the $15 million dollar hush money agreement that they had and that’s why she started to tape his rants, which were eventually sold leaked to the media.  DUN!

Apparently, Mad Mel has a text from her that says “You broke your agreement”.  Granted, that could apply to anything, including promising not to lose his temper and yell, but there are allegedly other messages that make it pretty clear there was a shakedown attempt going on.

Oksana’s lawyer also had his knuckles rapped by the judge for failure to disclose to the court about the $15 million dollar settlement that fell apart. Although Oksana’s lawyer tried to explain that her actions (including waiting months to get a restraining order) were caused from bad legal advise, the judge was having none of it and said that he found those explanations both ”disturbing” and “disingenious at best”.  The judge also ordered the tapes sealed, hence Oksana’s prior clam that she doesn’t know who’s leaking them, but thinks “it’s terrible”. 

Bitch, please.

Neither Mad Mel or Gold-Digger’s spokesminions are talking about this latest wrinkle in the ongoing drama.  Stay tuned….

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Britney was photographed outside a Crate & Barrel yesterday and while her weave didn’t look too bad from the front, from the back it was a different story.

Road-kill or mange?  I can’t decide.  

Either way, the girl needs to take a trip to the salon, ASAP.

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It seems like it, doesn’t it?   I’m really starting to get sick of these two morons.  Anyhoodle, moving on…

After several more tapes over the past couple of days of Mel going off like a longshoreman with Tourette’s Syndrome and a respiratory problem have been leaked, Radar is now giving us a break from the audio version of the lunacy and posted a picture that was supposedly taken after Mel punched Oksana in the face (twice), breaking her teeth while she was holding their kid.

Mel is an absolute asshole to be sure, but it seems more and more likely that not everything is exactly as it appears. 

There’s a lack of a split or swollen lip (collagen injections notwithstanding) for someone who just had their teeth knocked out/chipped in that photo.  The story was that one of her teeth had been knocked out, but the photo looks like the before pic of someone getting veneers, speaking of which, Oksana’s dentist claimed she wouldn’t look at the camera when the photo was taken, but she’s clearly looking at it in the photo Radar released.   Perplexing!

Also?  An audio forensics expert was on Good Morning America the other day and said those tapes were certainly doctored.  Yes, Mel said the words, absolutely.  However,  Oksana was a recording artist back in Mother Russia.  Stands to reason she’d know a couple of sound editors.  Hmmmmm.

Meanwhile, the judge handling Oksana and Mel’s custudy case refused to take away his visitation rights (even though he’s being investigated for domestic violence).  Mel’s ex-wife Robyn went on the record supporting Mel saying he was never violent to her or their kids in almost 30 years of marriage.

Apparently, Mel’s legal team will be meeting with LA County Sheriff’s Department, pushing for an investigation into Oksana, who they say was trying to extort money from Mel with these tapes and photo(s).

The big question though, is why hasn’t Gloria Allred become invloved yet?

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“Kiss me you fool, they’re still taking pictures!”

“Again?  I don’t think anyone’s buying this Ryan.”

“Kiss me and I’ll send your demo tape to twice as many producers!”

“Pucker up, loverboy”.

Yes, after trying this routine a few years back with Teri Hatcher, Ryan Seacrest is once again trying to demonstrate what a ladies man he is with Julianne Hough. 

FAIL. 

Anyone else think it’s her brother Derek from Dancing with the Stars that he might actually be interested in?

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This really shouldn’t come as a surprise, should it?

One has-been with a drug problem and a ridiculous story literally stolen from an episode of Six Feet Under (it got even more ridiculous as time went on) and a fame-whoring doctor with a show to produce. 

Jeremy told the world that he was forced to smoke crack at gunpoint and deliver booze to the gang-areas of Palm Springs, but not before the kidnappers dropped off his wife first, because she was crying (and they were considerate as kidnapping crackheads tend to be).  Both she and Jeremy are having custody issues to do with their kid due to past brushes with the law and drug use.

Jeremey’s mother and twin brother even went so far as to basically say his story was a crock of sh*t in the media.  Now Radar is reporting that Jermey is heading to Celebrity Rehab, despite his recent interview with People, where he maintained that he’s sober and still on the wagon (insert eyeroll), even though he was forced to party at gunpoint.

Considering other victims patients of Dr Drew this season will include Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler, the trainwreck potential for this is epic.

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Naomi Campbell seems to be missing something (besides a nice personality).

Apparently, the mal-tempered model, who has buzzed hair underneath all those weaves and wigs she’s so found of, is actually going bald in spots because of all the glue, threading, and what-not they use to attach the various hair pieces to her head.

A Tricholigist who examined the photos of Naomi for the The Daily Mail (because this is such a monumental news story) says that Britney Spears and Victoria Beckham also had the same thing happen to them.

Can’t you just see Naomi beating the stylist with a hairbrush when she first noticed she had less hair than when she started when her weave was removed?

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Looks like announcing the end of her reign as queen of the daytime (late afternoon) talk show circuit was a brilliant move on Oprah’s part and continues to pay her dividends.

Forbe’s Magazine announced it’s annual Celebrity 100 list, which factors in influence, media pressence, earnings, popularity, and the all importent yet somehow undefineable “it” factor that makes all the difference.

Last year, the Mighty Opes got bumped from the top spot by Angelina Jolie (who dropped 17 spots this year), who was riding on the success of the period drama Changeling and action flick Wanted.

Rounding out the Top Ten?  Beyonce - #2,  director James Cameron - #3, Lady Gaga – #4, Tiger Woods – #5 (really?), Britney Spears – #6 (again, really?), rock group U2 – #7, Sandra Bullock – #8, Johnny Depp – #9, and at #10, Madonna.

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The debate’s been raging since this clip went viral.

Last night at the BET Awards, embattled singer Chris Brown led a dance tribute to the late Michael Jackson, singing Man in the Mirror.  A few minutes into his routine, Chris seemed to get overly emotional, barely managing to pull it together to finish. 

A self serving PR stunt or was Chris actually moved to tears by the audience’s reaction? (the past year hasn’t exactly been all sh*ts and giggles for him.)

Either way.  Awkward.

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This is going to get interesting.

Remember Mel Gibson’s smug looking baby-mama, and professional gold-digger, Oksana Gregorieva?  When she and Mel parted ways earlier this year, she said rather cryptically, “We have split up, suddenly and recently… Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason, but you will find out everything quite soon.”

How soon is now?

Apparently, Oksana’s lawyers requested an emergency hearing with a judge Monday, asking for a restraining order against Mel.  Oksana claims he beat her in January, while some source implied to TMZ  emotional and verbal abuse continued to occur after.  If  these claims are true, why didn’t Oksana get a retraining order or go the police the second she left him, or is this just part of her shakedown attempt? (Come on, we knew there was bound to be one).

Meanwhile, realizing things were about to hit the fan, Mel toddled down to the courthouse to get his own restraining order against Oksana, which  includes a gag order (sorry Oksana, no high paying exclusive interviews with the tabloids for you), and grants him access to their daughter, Lucia.  Since the case is sealed, the rest of deets are unavailable.

Cue countdown for a he said/she said battle of words in the media, all attributed to anonymous sources.

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