Taking a cue from any number of Jesse James’ or Tiger Woods’ multiple whores, Hector Penate (nickname Penetrate) has sold his story of boning Larry King’s wife Shawn Southwick to the always classyInTouch Weekly 

According to Penetrate, he met Shawn through coaching her and Larry’s kid’s little league team in New Hampshire.  He’d pop over to their place while Larry was busy on TV to have sexy times. Penetrate says Larry knew all about him carrying on with Shawn but didn’t care cause he was too busy hitting it with her sister, Shannon.

Apparently, Shawn controls Larry who Penetrate calls a “sex freak”.  Like a true kept-boy, Penetrate got a car, clothes, and his rent paid for his troubles.  Larry even cosigned on his lease.  Uh-oh.  Guess that particular gravy train is about to come to a crashing halt.

BTW – what are you supposed to call a male version of a mistress or whore now?  Gigolo seems…dated.

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If you believe the reports from the likes of Life&Style, and US Magazine among others, then it sounds like one is definitely in the making here.

Who are the players in this possible melodrama?  

Cameron Diaz, the one time love of Justin Timberlake, who’s still sort of with Jessica Biel.  Now Cammy and JT are co-stars who are apparently “laughing and flirting” which is tabloid for possibly hooking up (or maybe thinking about it) on the set of their new movie, Bad Teacher.  Of course Cammy has been linked to…

Alex Rodriguez: He certainly seems to have a type when it comes to dating celebs (Madonna, Kate Hudson) and they certainly seem to have a type as well (talented but egotistical).   A-Rod supposedly hooked up with Cameron over the Superbowl weekend and the two have been “secretly dating” ever since.  Cammy was even flown into Miami to spend the weekend with him away from the ever watchful eye of the paps recently.  How very cloak and dagger.

What about JT?  When he’s not flirting up a storm with Cameron on set, he still has his Clingon to fall back to.  Word is Jessica Biel is now reaching the “breaking point” with their alledged arrangement, which basically consists of the understanding that JT can screw around with whomever he wants to and if she doesn’t like it she can leave.

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Seriously, the tabloids need to get a new back up plan in operation. 

Yes, Jennifer Aniston is a narcissist nor is she remotely close to the “girl next door” she tries to pass herself off as (why do you think both Brads dumped her?) but this sort of thing is ridiculous.

Do the tabloids actually believe that people buy every decision she makes is based on how it will make Brad Pitt feel, piss off Angelina, or make her look in comparison to them?

Looks like People is well on the way to Brad & Jen: the Tenth Anniversary Break Up Collector’s Special Edition.

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