Guess Amy Winehouse’s latest stint in re-hab was just a quick over the weekend dry out and not a 28 day stint. I had no idea they did those. You just know there’s more to this than a short stint in rehab, but so far no one’s talking. Boo.
The pearl of Camden was seen out and about in London last night looking coherent and fresh as a daisy (for Amy) as she stepped out with boyfriend Reg Traviss.
Is it just me, or do her boobs look bigger now?
For the second time in four months, one of Charlie Sheen’s cars has allegedly been stolen and driven off a cliff near his home.
Apparently cops found his car at the bottom of a cliff off Mulholland Drive around 3am this morning. Charlie swears that he know nothing about this as the last time he saw his car was when he left it in his driveway the previous afternoon with the keys in the ignition (insert eyeroll).
The police are thinking something about this smells to high heaven. Word is they’re going to be reviewing the security footage from Charlie’s gated community in Sherman Oaks to see if they can spot who was driving the car.
Of course, there are all sorts of theories floating around today about who’s behind this, including Brooke Mueller (his coke-head ex wife), Denise Richards (the bitter ex-first wife), Charlie himself (crashing the car while DUI and leaving the scene), or Charlie’s drug dealer.
Of course there is one other possibilty (as out there as it is). Suicide. If Charlie Sheen were riding you every day, wouldn’t you want to end it all too?
Once more into the breach, dear friends…
According to that bastion of journalistic integrity, UK style, The Sun (insert cut-eye) is claiming the pearl of Camden herself, Amy Winehouse, has gone back to rehab for the umpteenth time at the insistence of her new boyfriend Reg Traviss (Amy gave on again off again ex-husband Blake the heave-ho at some point over the past couple of months).
Apparently, Reg told Amy she needed to sober up or he was going to quit her ass. Since Amy is in lurrrrrrrrrve with Reg now, she checked herself in over the weekend to go through yet another round.
No word how this will affect Amy’s long awaited and oft delayed follow up album to Back In Black (as if that’s ever going to happen at this point).
Great news for fans of schadenfreude and trainwreck TV masquerading as human interest television.
Looks like Dr Drew Pinsky has found several more desperate has-beens to join Tila Tequila for Celebrity Rehab 4: It Was This Or Financial Ruin. At this rate, production on the show should now start sometime this summer.
So who are the hapless famewhores lucky patients that will be joining Tila for treatment so far?
Jason Wahler
Where you know him from – First onLaguna Beach then on the first season of The Hills as Lauren Conrad’s slightly Neanderthal like (but still somewhat hot) boyfriend.
What’s he been doing since? - Nothing really. Except getting drunk and thrown into jail on a pseudo regular basis for disorderly conduct including getting into fights.
Reason for rehab – He’s a violent drunk.
Jason (Gummie Bear) Davis
Where do you know him from? – The big brother of Brandon (Greasy Bear) Davis and heir to an oil fortune. Was recently on Millionaire Matchmaker.
What’s he been doing since? Since when? He’s famous for being famous, being a slob, and generally making an ass out of himself when drunk or high, which is often.
Reason for rehab? – Booze and heroin.
Shauna Sand
Where do you know her from? – A Playboycenterfold who was once maried to Lorenzo Lamas. Also deflowered Chace Crawford. Recently released a sex tape. No one cared.
What’s she been doing since? – See above.
Reason for rehab? – No word. Plastic surgery and tanning maybe?
Bonnie Pointer
Where do you know her from? – The Pointer Sisters
What’s she been doing since? – Apparently cashing in her royalty checks and living the high life, so to speak.
Reason for rehab? – Shoving anything and everything powdery up her nose.
There you have it. Dr Drew has five patients to “help” on his show. All he needs now is just another three to five, and the camera’s can start rolling.
Having been turned down by the likes of Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, Dr Drew has been forced to go to the D to Z list to look for “celebrities” to exploit help for the fourth season of his show.
Enter the batsh*t crazy Tila Tequila. What she’s supposedly addicted to (besides famewhoring) is unknown, but so far she’s the only one to sign up for a show made infamous for it’s total lack of what it’s name promises.
As it stands now, Vh1 isn’t sure there will be a new season unless several more desperate has-beens and never-weres don’t come forward. Maybe the producers should change the name of the show to Famewhores Anonymous and have Dr Drew enter a treatment program himself along with Tila?
Remember that story about Jonathan Rhys Meyers (Pin Eyes) being banned from United Airlines for out of control drunken behavior?
Long story short, Pin Eyes had a major case of the drunks prior to his morning flight from New York to LA, was denied boarding, and caused a huge scene and was subsequently banned. A total PR nightmare to begin with, but shortly afterwards, word was he was using racial slurs against UA employee’s during his meltdown.
I wondered how long it would be before Pin Eye’s spokeminion announced that he’d be going back to rehab (which has become the second most popular white wash to excuse assy celebrity behavior after parenthood) and now People is reporting his rep has confirmed he’s seeking treatment once again.
This’ll be Pin Eye’s fourth attempt. Not to belittle his issues but take the “drunk” part our of the term “mean drunk” and your still left with a mean person. Just sayin’…
The latest Lohan drama? At 10ak, some NYC hotspot over the weekend.
According to Page Six , Linds came in, decided she wanted to sit at an already occupied table (by hockey players Sean Avry, Arron Voros, and model Jessica Stam) near the DJ booth. Of course, Lindsay being Lindsay, she didn’t want to sit with them, claiming Voros was an ex-boyfriend and (Voros denies even knowing her – can’t say I blame him). Becoming outraged that the people wouldn’t move for her, Lindsay threw a drink in the woman’s face. Surprisingly, Lindsay didn’t get her ass handed to her on a platter. She then went on to try to have the three thrown out of the club. Lindsay’s requestdemand was denied and she left the place shortly thereafter.
Now comes word that Lindsay is bringing her world class f*ckery to the French Riviera by going to Cannes to drum up support for her Linda Lovelace bio-flick.
Should be a quick trip. Lindsay’s supposed to be in court on Thursday to report to a no nonsense judge on her alcohol education program. She was required to go to one a week for thirteen weeks and has managed to go to nine of them so far (four shy).
Will Lindsay come back to the States in time for her court appearance or will her lawyer get her some sort of extention? Will she be sent to jail? Rehab?
Must admit, I’m interested to see how this plays out.
It’s gearing up to be a busy spring and summer for famewhoring Dr Drew Pinsky (great news for schadenfreude aficionados).
Fans of Vh1 reality trainwrecks Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew, Sex Rehab with Dr Drew, Celebrity Rehab presents Sober House, will be pleased to hear that the good doctor has now started his own production company, Dr Drew Productions, to develop even more unscripted reality shows to exploit has-beens help the famously troubled.
Speaking of which, TMZ says that Dr Drew is currently casting/looking for patients for Celebrity Rehab 4, which starts filming next month. Among some of the A to D list trainwrecks Dr Drew has supposedly approached? Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and his soon to be ex-wife Brooke Mueller, Jenna Jameson and the current holy grail of alleged celebrity substance abusers, Lindsay Lohan (reports say Linds was offered $1 million for her participation), but all turned him down for one reason or another.
Some cynics might note that Dr Drew seems to be every bit as addicted to being in front of the camera as some of his patients are to various substances. Just sayin’…
Sometimes singer and tabloid mainstay Courtney Love is back in the news.
Her group, Hole has a new album coming out April 27th called Nobody’s Daughter (early word is it’s not bad), and to celebrate Courtney has decided to rid herself of her “oppressive” stage name, changing it to Courtney Michelle (she was born Courtney Michelle Harrison).
Speaking about herself in the third person (never a good sign) to NWE Magazine, she gave this gem. “Courtney Love is dead. We’ve all decided we don’t like her any more. We love her when she goes onstage, but I don’t need her in the rest of my life.”
“We”? Uh oh.
What’s in a name? Chances are Courtney Michelle will be every little bit as….um, entertaining as Courtney Love.
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Problem is, what else can she do with her time except party? Now it looks like Lindsay’s spending habits have caught up to her, to the tune of $600 thousand dollars.
Apparently, this is the approximate amount the former actress and current trainwreck owes on her credit cards. According to Radar Online, one credit card company has already cut her off and another plans to sue unless she can make payments.
Problem is except for her legging line, she really doesn’t have a source of income or any place to turn for help. The bank of Mom (Dina) and Dad (Michael) is probably equally insolvent, and both paid acting gigs and club appearances are now all but a distant memory.
Here’s our little shop-o-holic looking like a truck stop hooker circa 1987 at this weekend’s Coachella festival.
