Posts Tagged 'Twilight'

Deleted scene from New Moon

 
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One of those deleted scenes that aren’t on the DVD for New Moon has found it’s way to You Tube (at least for the time being). 

In it, Victoria (played by Rachelle LeFevre who was sacked due to scheduling conflicts and replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard for the upcoming third film) gets nostalgic about her slain lover James, to a literally captive audience. 

Too bad it was cut, villians always make movies more entertaining.

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Full length trailer for Eclipse released


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Summit Entertainment steps it up. 

If your a fan, rechoice!  Only 112 days to go!!  Better get in line to buy your tickets now (just in case).

Haters to the left.

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Barely there teaser trailer for Eclipse surfaces

 
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Haters to the left…

Here we go again.  It started Oscar night with Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart presenting a montage of horror films.  Of course a shot of the pair as Bella and Jake was included in it as well.  New Moon may have been many things, but a horror film it was not (unless you count the acting of the leads). 

The first blockbuster of the summer?  The studio behind the franchise is counting on it.  Expect Summit Entertainment to pull no punches with their promotion of of Eclipse, which get’s released at the end of June. 

As for the trailer itself, at just 10 seconds, there’s not much to go on, although Taylor Lautner’s abs look a lot less pronounced in that shot then they normally do.  Thoughts?

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Rebel Without a Clue

 

Haters to the left.

Sparkles appeared on the Today Show shilling for his new movie Remember Me (available at a video store near you in about three months) and addressed those “allergic to vage” comments he made in Details magazine.

I was just talking about this earlier. I was just saying like I had two lessons, don’t try and make jokes in interviews and then the second one is like, just don’t do interviews at all… Don’t talk about vaginas, people are very sensitive about them! Like, I know it’s funny, like it’s so funny how you know. The whole story was because I thought people would be offended by the photos and when they get offended by the little joking explanation of it…I don’t know, the world’s a weird place”.

Remember that at only 23 years of age, Sparkles is still figuring out who he is and his place in the world.  I look back at some of the things I said at that point in time (the middle ages) and just shudder.  

As for his scruffy appearance, I see Sparkles is still going for the “too cool to groom myself” look.  Somone really needs to send him to shampoo camp.

Remember Me opens this Friday (for those of you that care to submit yourself to girls age 12 – 40 screaming).

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Beauty and the Grease (updated)

Hear that sound?

It’s the sound of Twilight fanatics all over the world screaming in excitement at being proven correct.

Why? 

Robert Pattinson confirmed to The Sun at Sunday nights BAFTA awards in London that he and co-star Kristen Stewart are dating, ending months of “are they are aren’t they” speculation. 

Wait a minute, didn’t he previously say he’s allergic to vage?

It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes.  We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple, but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event, but it’s not easy.  We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention”.

Very interesting timing this announcement.  Eclipse, the third film in the Twilight Saga opens in late June, meaning heavy promotion is just about to get underway. 

Regardless of whether they’re dating friends with benefits or playing the game, these two should get some pointers from Brangelina.  They’ve been dealing with this kind of attention for over five years.

UPDATE- That paradigm of journalistic integrity The Sun strikes again.  They did talk to Pattison at the BAFTA awards and interview him, but they spun the question “Are you here with Kristen Stewart?” as if they asked him to confirm if they were dating which he did not.  Look at the quote from him above and his answer becomes much more clear.  Of course, people are going to believe what they want.  I believe I’ll have another drink.

BTW – Haters to the left.

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Sparkles is “allergic” to vage

 

Haters to the left (or join me in mocking)

Robert Pattinson is clearly the worst person in the world to interview besides John Mayer.  Pattinson doesn’t offend or piss off anybody, as he’s too busy making himself seem, um….really, really strange.

In the most recent issue of Details magazine, The Twilight Saga and upcoming drama Remember Me star, who’s a reluctent pin-up boy if ever there was one, tells the magazine, ”I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.“  When describing what it was like to be photographed for the cover and accompanying article photographs with a pair of naked female models.

Other topics included in the interview include his deep and apparent love for elephants (it seems to be mutual), and his relationship with his dog. 

Unless he’s joking and purposely trying to sound odd (he probably is) just about every female Twi-hard’s hopes and fantasies have just been dashed.

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Yet another actor commits Twitter-cide

At the rate it’s going, many PR firms that are hired by celebrities are going to insist that they don’t use Twitter, or at least insist they pass Tweets past them first prior to sending them out.

The latest case of self emolliation?  Alex Meraz, who played Wolf Pack member Paul in New Moon.  The issue?  Taylor Lautner’s new rom-com, Valentine’s Day, which also stars…well, just about everybody in Hollywood (it’s this year’s He’s Just Not That Into You).

“Sorry Taylor but the movie “valentines day” looks lame and desperate it cries out “look we have all the biggest starz in 1movie pleez watch!”

A short time later (presumably after his agent/manager contacted him and asked WTF), the following Tweet went out.

“P.S. it has nothing to do with the talented actors in the movie I just don’t like the producer & Directors “get rich quick skeem”

Followed almost immediatley after with a more panicked sounding “Talk about biting the hand that feeds me..but I’m a wolf for crying out loud! I’ll be careful next time I spill twitter all over everyone.”

If the role of Paul gets recast for Breaking Dawn, at least we’ll know why.

 

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Rob (Sparkles) Pattinson may have something to really sing about

 

 

Haters to the left…

The fame shy thesp, who also happens to be an aspiring musician and singer, previously contributed songs to the Twilight soundtrack.  Now comes word (via the UK Sun) that Simon Cowell has approached Pattinson with a recording deal.

And what a deal it is.  Apparently, a bit of bidding war erupted once word got out with the end result being that Pattinson was supposedly told by Cowell that he could “write his own cheque”.  However, some source is saying Pattinson’s wary of signing on with Cowell, as he’s known primarily for producing pop music, X-Factor and American Idol, while Sparkles takes his music very seriously.  If you managed to read that without rolling your eyes, your a better person than me.

How much of this is actually true and how much is Twi-hard wishful thinking/fan-fiction turned into rumour run amok remains to be seen.

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Part Animee, Part Source Material, Part Film, All Cheese

Haters to the left.

Guess they’re not going to be happy until they’ve squeezed every bit of creativity out of the Twilight franchise.  And by “creativity” I really mean new marketing ploys to resell the same story again, and again, and again, making even more money off of the Twi-hards.

Twilight: The Graphic Novel Vol 1. hits the book shelves March 20th.  (Coincidentally, the very date the DVD and Blu-Ray of New Moon hits the shelves as well)  Only 350 000 copies of the graphic novel will be for sale (at leat initally), so get in line now, lest you be left out!  Suddenly, I’m picturing hordes of breathless teenage girls descending on comic books stores, freaking out nerds everywhere.  Heh.

At the rate it’s going, there’s sure to be re-hab offered for the Twi-hards (for a price) once it’s all over.  Assuming it ever is.

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Why you should always use a shredder

You may have heard by now that a script for The Twilight Saga:Eclipsehas made it’s way to the Internet.

While it is the real deal, the leaked script is apparently not the final draft.  Needless to say, Summit Entertainmentisn’t going to be happy with the situation or co-star Jackson Rathbone. 

However, in the grand scheme of things, it likely won’t make any difference.  The haters will still hate, the Twi-hards will still go see the film, and then see it again, and again, and again.

How the script was leaked is anyone’s guess, but I’ll go with garbage pickers or someone with a keen eye at a recycling plant.

This isn’t the first time this has happened to Summit either.  Last year, a draft of New Moon was found by a waitress.  She turned it in to the studio and got free tickets to the premiere in LA, and a poster signed by the cast (or their assistants) as a reward.  Thing was, she had to pay for her own transportation and accommodation (Summit is notoriously tight with a buck). 

Looks like the studio’s own penny pinching has now caught up with them.  While I believe honesty is the best policy, when corporations don’t step up when people do the right thing by them (that waitress could have made a nice bit of coin selling that script she found), they shouldn’t be surprised then afterwards when choices are made that aren’t in their favor.

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