What were they thinking?

As per Deadline Hollywood, one of the best female superheros ever has been given an updated costume for some reason. Tight black leather pants and jacket with boots.  Really?  That’s the best they could come up with??  (Ok, so they altered the bracelets a bit too.)

Years, ago DC pulled the same stunt with Superman, giving him a snazzy black and white outfit.  Notice how the characters not wearing it anymore in the comics?

DC says of the new look, “It reflects her origins in both the outside world and the world of Amazons: tough, elegant…a street-fighter’s look which also incorporates elements of her classic design.”

Apparently, along with the new outfit comes a new timeline, one where Paradise Island gets invaded and Diana is one of the few to escape as a child, the story then picks up some twenty years later with Diana/Wonder Woman hunted and on the run from her enemies.

Cue the countdown for fan backlash with DC abandoning this look to go back to the tried and true look we all grew up with.

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Faithless Hussy (aka Rachel Uchitel) never one to miss a chance to famewhore, came back from her exile vacation in Mexico to address the whole David Boreanaz thing and set the record straight yesterday.

“David Boreanaz is not part of my life, nor will he be.  I am not in contact with him and do not wish to be. I have made no claims against him and do not plan to assert any. Any statements to the contrary are false and I hope that this statement will finally end any speculation about this issue.  I am looking forward to a life not filled with scandal, rumor, innuendo or false statements. I will not have any further comment regarding David Boreanaz.” She said in a statement through her lawyer Gloria Allred.

Faithless Hussy apparently did have a fling with Boreanaz last summer, before moving on to Tiger Woods (hence her monikor), who gave her a huge chunk of hush money to keep her quiet.

As for her hopes of living a life free of scandal, rumour, and innuendo?

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I don’t know who to feel more sorry for (yes I do, me) Kate, her dancing partner Tony Dovolani, or everyone else who saw this “performance”  the actual routine starts at the 1:45 mark (don’t say you haven’t been warned)

It’s like watching a drunken prom queen with vertigo trying to ignore the bladder control accident that just occurred and failing miserably.   

Lest you think I’m being too harsh on the mother of eight and professional famewhore (who’s doing this for the kids, as she constantly reminds everyone), remember that she’s being paid $200 000 to embarrass herself on a weekly basis.  I’d embarrass myself on a weekly basis for half that amount.

Kate and her hapless partner (who’s smile increasingly looks like he’s wishing the ground to swallow him whole) were given another low score of 15 out of 30. 

George Lopez has jumped on the Kate band-wagon on his late night show, probably out of a twisted sense of irony (or underdog kinsmanship), urging people to vote for her on  KeepKate.com

Since Kate seems to be bringing in the ratings for ABC, low score or not, she’ll probably be back next week.

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The Famewhoring ages, that is.

Word out today that Michael Lohan and Kate Major (Jon Gosselin’s cast off) are getting hitched.  Oh please, please, please, don’t reproduce.

 The pair of famewhores spoke to People about it.  Says Kate, “I’m very traditional, so I wanted him to talk to my father. Michael went down with me to Florida for Easter, to meet my father to ask for his permission, and my father gave his blessing. I’m ecstatic. I’m very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it’s meant to be.” 

Traditional?  Who’s kidding who?  What kind of parent would be ok with their adult child marrying a convicted criminal who routinely gets arrested for breaking court orders?

As for Michael Lohan, “I’m ecstatic. I’ve never met anyone who’s been there for me like Kate. She’s always been there for me. The one thing about Kate is that she doesn’t come with baggage.”

That’s good, because he brings enough baggage and potential drama in the making for several couples let alone one.

Can’t wait for Michael to want Lindsay to meet her new step-monster, who’s supposedly only three years older than she is.  Speaking of Lindsay, what do you suppose her reaction to this news was?

‘I’m gonna vomit! I so didn’t need that info… Yuck.” 

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What’s the male version of a skank?  A mank?

A week after checking himself into rehab, Jesse James has checked himself out and is supposedly staying at a friends.  Whether or not this has something to do with the moving vans that were seen outside casa Bullock-James Saturday (with Jesse’s daughter and mother carrying boxes), as well as the news that Sandra still intends to divorce his ass after initially hesitating remains to be seen.

A friend of JJ’s says “All of Jesse’s pals have been talking about it…. It seems like Jesse just isn’t that serious about rehab after all.”

Ya think? 

Sex “addiction” my ass.  This pretty much demonstrates JJ’s entry into rehab was only a public ploy to try and make amends with his wife because he got caught, not because he actually has a problem. 

Being into gross looking skanks itself isn’t a problem, unless you happen to be married and your wife doesn’t know about your prolectivities.

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Move over Kardashians, Real Housewives, and especially you, Sarah Palin.

There’s (supposedly) a new kid on the reality TV block.

Levi Johnsonton has apparently found his next paying gig famewhoring, a reality show he’s shopping around LA. 

The as yet untitled will feature Johnston doing his thing in Alaska, which includes hunting, fishing, being a thorn in Sarah Palin’s side, and apparently looking for a girlfriend, home or abroad.

Yes, Levi’s back on the market and on the prowl.

While boasting to E! about the project at Perez Hilton’s birthday bash, Johnston says he hasn’t dated since he was with Bristol (not for a lack of trying) and is now looking to find a woman and “take her back to Alaska and see if she can hang“.

Fishing, hunting, trolling for chicks and hanging?  Sounds riveting.

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Oh wait, that’s gone too.

Bummer.

David Beckham was sidelined indefinatley yesterday playing for AC Milan when he broke his Achilles tendon.

Ouch.

The Achilles tendon attaches the calf muscle to the heel.  If it breaks (or tears) the calf muscle will literally pull up, making walking or running virtually impossible.

Becks was escorted off the field in a stretcher, clearly in pain and was heard to say “It’s broken” a couple of times.

This is really bad news for the 34 year old soccer player.  As it will likely sideline him for the World Cup this summer and may in fact cut his career short as well.

Becks is apparently being flown to Finland later today to undergo surgery.

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For all of two seconds, then goes back to her favorite topic, herself.

Remember when Chris Brown asked fans to publicly support him last week? 

Do you think this is what/who he had in mind?

Me neither.

How long before Tila decides Chris is the father of her fake baby (she’s apparently taken to appearing in public with a pillow or body suit)?

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That’s what GLAAD (Gay Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) is asking after reports surfaced that Johnny Weir had been turned down to participate in the Stars on Ice for not being “family friendly enough” by the tours sponsors.

Weir confirmed the story to Access Hollywood, saying , “It is for real.  I’ve never been invited to do ‘Stars on Ice‘ before, which is the only figure skating tour in the U.S., and it’s disappointing that I can’t perform for my American fans … all because I’m not ‘family friendly’ enough“.

The most idiotic thing about all this?  Weir financially supports his family by putting his younger brother through college and supporting his father, who’s on disability.  Not sure what some people would call that, but it seems pretty “family friendly” to me.

For their part, a spokesminion for Stars On Ice said in a desperate attempt at spin to avoid backlash, released statement, “We are disappointed that there is untrue and inaccurate information being disseminated.  Please be assured that the ‘gender identity and sexual orientation’ of cast members has never been a consideration in the selection of tour performers.  Stars on Ice’ recognizes Johnny Weir is a talented athlete and we appreciate the contributions he has made to the international figure skating community throughout his career.  While ‘Stars on Ice’ wishes it could accommodate many more talented skaters as part of our cast, the fact is we cannot sign every skater.”

All this over someone’s perceived sexual orientation.  Wier has never confirmed nor denied that he is gay (nor should he have to).  What century are we in again?

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Earlier this winter after the Golden Globes, pictures serviced of Jeremy Piven and January Jones were seen leaving a party together. 

Didn’t think I’d top that so soon afterwards, but last night at the post Oscar Vanity Fair party, celebutard Peaches Geldof (20) and actor/director Eli Roth (37) were seen together. 

Maybe she’s hoping to be cast in his next film?

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