Oh wait, that’s gone too.

Bummer.

David Beckham was sidelined indefinatley yesterday playing for AC Milan when he broke his Achilles tendon.

Ouch.

The Achilles tendon attaches the calf muscle to the heel.  If it breaks (or tears) the calf muscle will literally pull up, making walking or running virtually impossible.

Becks was escorted off the field in a stretcher, clearly in pain and was heard to say “It’s broken” a couple of times.

This is really bad news for the 34 year old soccer player.  As it will likely sideline him for the World Cup this summer and may in fact cut his career short as well.

Becks is apparently being flown to Finland later today to undergo surgery.

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For all of two seconds, then goes back to her favorite topic, herself.

Remember when Chris Brown asked fans to publicly support him last week? 

Do you think this is what/who he had in mind?

Me neither.

How long before Tila decides Chris is the father of her fake baby (she’s apparently taken to appearing in public with a pillow or body suit)?

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That’s what GLAAD (Gay Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) is asking after reports surfaced that Johnny Weir had been turned down to participate in the Stars on Ice for not being “family friendly enough” by the tours sponsors.

Weir confirmed the story to Access Hollywood, saying , “It is for real.  I’ve never been invited to do ‘Stars on Ice‘ before, which is the only figure skating tour in the U.S., and it’s disappointing that I can’t perform for my American fans … all because I’m not ‘family friendly’ enough“.

The most idiotic thing about all this?  Weir financially supports his family by putting his younger brother through college and supporting his father, who’s on disability.  Not sure what some people would call that, but it seems pretty “family friendly” to me.

For their part, a spokesminion for Stars On Ice said in a desperate attempt at spin to avoid backlash, released statement, “We are disappointed that there is untrue and inaccurate information being disseminated.  Please be assured that the ‘gender identity and sexual orientation’ of cast members has never been a consideration in the selection of tour performers.  Stars on Ice’ recognizes Johnny Weir is a talented athlete and we appreciate the contributions he has made to the international figure skating community throughout his career.  While ‘Stars on Ice’ wishes it could accommodate many more talented skaters as part of our cast, the fact is we cannot sign every skater.”

All this over someone’s perceived sexual orientation.  Wier has never confirmed nor denied that he is gay (nor should he have to).  What century are we in again?

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Earlier this winter after the Golden Globes, pictures serviced of Jeremy Piven and January Jones were seen leaving a party together. 

Didn’t think I’d top that so soon afterwards, but last night at the post Oscar Vanity Fair party, celebutard Peaches Geldof (20) and actor/director Eli Roth (37) were seen together. 

Maybe she’s hoping to be cast in his next film?

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Your going to need it.

Millionaire Matchmaker, the classy and highbrow show on Bravo where perpetually creepy host Patti Stanger tries to hook up rich and clueless nerds with women that would never give them the time of day if not for their wealth, has now found her Mt Everest (or possibly her Waterloo).

Patti’s next client to find a match for will be Jason ”Gummi Bear” Davis, the revoltingly disgusting brother of Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis, no prize himself.  (Their grandfather was the billionaire that owned 20th Century Fox back in the day).

Gummi’s interests and hobbies include heroin, booze, gettting arested, being thrown into rehab, going clubbing, stripping on red carpets and making just about everybody who happens to see him want to take a very long hot shower if not throw up on the spot.

Current legal woes include being evicted for failure to pay rent on his $3600 a month LA apartment, a step up for his normal busts for DUI.

Maybe Patti should take one for the team, suck it up, and date Gummi Bear herself?

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Figuratively speaking, as the literal part of this title already occurred, which is why she’s an expert.

Joining Hailey Glassman in her burgeoning cottage industry of hating Jon Gosselin, Kate Major told Life & Style that “Jon was pretty boring and nothing exciting. I’m surprised he’s so ‘cocky’ because down there he’s not.” 

Thanks for putting that image in our minds Kate.   

Kate Major’s the genius who quit her job as a reporter at Star Magazine while working on a story on Jon Gosselin last summer to be with him, then tried to claim he promised her a job using a supposed contract written on a cocktail napkin as proof after their relationship went south, finally ending up with Michael Lohan.  Her taste in men is really something, isn’t it?  Good thing she’s not bitter or holds a grudge.

Endowed like a gerbil or not, to quote Tom Arnold, “Even a 747 looks small when flying over the Grand Canyon“.

If I have to write one more post because some ho starts talking about Gosselin’s junk as she was stupid enough to sleep with him, I’m going to severely traumatized.

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It’s an unspoken rule that gentleman aren’t supposed to do this sort of thing, but John Mayer, being a certifiable douche-bag of the highest order, doesn’t fall under it’s jurisdiction.

You may also want to get some antibiotics after reading this post.

Speaking to Playboy (via US Weekly)  Mayer spilled about dating Jessica Simpson,  whom he banged dated from 2006 to 2007. 

“Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*cking snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep f*cking you.”

Mayer also addressed rumours regarding his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, managing to not only imply that her career is starting to wane, but that she’s high maintenance.  Hee!  Neither one is exactly off the mark, but there goes any real chance of them ever hooking up again.

“There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.”

John Mayer then goes on to talk about how many women he’s been with since Aniston (which time?) and his future plans.  Consider yourselves forewarned.

“I’m going to say four or five. No more. But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number. So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.  From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the sh*t out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That’s f*cked up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even f*cking. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘f*ck you.’ In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever.” 

Ha!  I love it.  He manages to downplay the number of women he’s hit it with, while actually telling everyone the real number, cause he’s a total stud.  Then goes on to warn everyone he’s going to step up his douche-baggery (if that’s not a real word it should be) a notch this year.

Somewhere out there, Taylor Swift’s mother’s blood just ran cold.

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Apologies to everyone who just ate or was just about to.

After spending the first season flying solo except for random hook-ups with The Situation, every-one’s favorite Jersey Shore punching bag and orange Oompa Loompa in drag has got herself a new boyfriend.

Snookie is now dating Emilio Antonio (top left), a body builder who works at her local gym. 

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You’ve probably heard the old metaphor about any wildly popular group at the height of their career being able to release a fart and watch it go gold.

So imagine a total D-Lister letting one fly during a business meeting and it actually making the news.

Enter Jessica Simpson.

Now known solely for her weight, fashion choices, who she’s married to, then divorcing, dating or not dating (Nick Lachey, John Mayer, Tony Romo, Billy Corgan, Gerrard Butler), we can add a case of gas to her list of accomplishments.

Apparently after the poor thing tooted, probably involentary or hoping for a SBD, her mother, who was there as well chastised her for it (like, what is she, 10?).  Worse still, someone who was there went skipping over to US Magazine to tell tales out of school, and they went ahead with the story. 

Poor Jess just can’t seem to get a break, no matter what.

Had I been Jess my response to Mom would have been “Whoever smelt it, dealt it”. 

Yes it’s totally juvenile (then again, no one’s ever accused me of being mature) but if your going to be treated like a child, you might as well have some fun and act like one.

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WTF?

Amber Rose, the hanger on, sponge, and girlfriend of stage rusher Kanye West has been seen with him in Paris at various events and shows during fashion week wearing some pretty hideous clothing, and I mean HID-E-OUS.

This outfit takes the grand prize (so far).

Is it a hazard suit to protect herself from Kanye’s ego?  It looks like she stole it from the costume department from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Scarier still, you just know this thing probably set Kanye back at least a several grand (the outfit, not Amber).  

Lord only knows what she’ll be wearing when they fly back to the states in order to make an “enterance” at the airport. 

Can’t wait.

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