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Taylor Lautner doesn’t have time for fools

The owner of that RV company that Taylor Lautner is suing for failure to deliver his custom made trailer on time has an interesting response to the lawsuit.

Brent McMahon says that’s he’s willing to settle the dispute by having a pushup contest with the 18 year old actor while shirtless.  If McMahon wins, he says he’ll donate $40 grand to the Children’s Hospital of Orange County instead of paying Taylor damages, otherwise they’ll go to court.

So who do you think has te Taylor Lautner fixation?  McMahon, his wife, or some other family member?

Lautner’s legal counsil, Robert Barta isn’t having any of this, saying in a statement “McMahon RV’s response to our client’s legitimate claim further demonstrates the lack of professionalism that Mr. McMahon, his company and his employees have exhibited from the outset, and that compelled the filing of this lawsuit in the first place.”

Barta went on to say if McMahon donates the money to a charity of Taylor’s choosing (with no push-up contest) they’ll considered the matter closed.

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Did Drake tie the knot or not?

The Hip Hop world was all aflutter yesterday as news broke that rapper Drake (Gabriel Drake Aubrey or that kid in the wheelchair from Degrassi) and Niki Minaj both Tweeted that they had gotten married.

“Please refer to @nickiminaj as Mrs. Aubrey Drake Graham and dont stare at her too long. She’s finally mine. :) .”

“Baby u scared?”

Hmmm.  Real deal or publicity stunt?

Spokesminions for both say that the Tweets aren’t true and the couple isn’t married while his “people” try to convince Drake to get an annulment and have an iron clad prenup in place first, just yanking the chains of their fans and the media.

Oh.  Burn?

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Denial time from Glee cast

 

Yesterday a story broke that Glee’s Naya Rivera and her friends keyed and egged co-star Mark Salling’s car in retrobution for being a man-whore when she thought they were dating.  (Mark’s previous dalliances include Audrina Patridge and Paris Hilton).

Anyway, after the gossip blogs (including yours truly) picked up on it and the tale made the rounds, Mark went to Radar saying that the story was lies, all lies!  Even going so far as to claim he “dosen’t even own a Lexus” anymore

Mark then posted the above photo to his Twitter, saying he and Naya are “the best of friends”.  This probably has nothing (ahem) to do with the fact that the cast will be attending the Emmy Awards Sunday night and is expected to show a united front.

Ryan Murphy runs a tight ship.

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More on that Speidi Sex Tape

…that Spencer Pratt is shopping around for $5 million.

People have been questioning if the sex tape even exists or if this was just another attention seeking ploy (which seemed likely) with Spencer saying he was using the tape to blackmail Heidi into doing another reality show with him and to call off divorce proceedings, telling TMZ, “You cannot turn off the Speidi machine”.  Spencer says that Heidi just embrace all this, as both she and he are “reality stars, not serious actors. She can’t think she’s Naomi Watts. She’s a tad delusional.”

Heh.

Spencer supposedly tricked Heidi into meeting him in Costa Rica to hand over their dogs to her (why would you travel thousands of miles to hand over a pet when you both live in the same city?) where he gave her the ultimatum.  Oh noes! 

Now that Vivid Entertainment has confirmed it’s real, saying it could even surpass the Kim Kardashian sex tape, as it includes some girl on girl action between Heidi and Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon.  Karissa has warned he’ll sue if it ever is released.

Finally, Spencer’s protege, wanna be famewhore Emilio Masella (ex of Jersey Shore’s Snooki) told TMZ that he wishes he “did that with Snooki, but I’m still learning and wasn’t as smart as him”.

Now granted, Emilio Masella is probably as dumb as he looks, but you know the end of days are nigh when a wanna-be famewhore is looking up to Spencer Pratt as a role model.

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Is this really surprising?

By now you’ve probably heard of Steven Slater, the oh so fussy but fabulous  Jet Blue flight attendent who quit his job by announcing it over his last flight’s PA system, before grabbing two beers from the gallery and activating the emergency slide at JFK while the plane was on the tarmac after gettting into an altercation with a passenger.

Slater was arrested later at his home for reckless endangerment, criminal mischief, and criminal trespass.  He was released on $2500 bail and may spend up to seven years in prison if the Queens’ DA has anything to say about it.

Slater has now hired PR wizard and crisis management expert Howard Bragman to represent him, determined to squeeze every precious second from his fifteen minutes (14:56 and counting).  Apparently, the cranky and attention seeking ex-flight attendent has already been approached to host a reality tv show about the unusual way people quit their jobs.

Cue countdown for “pulling a Slater” (to quit in a huff in a spectacular and bridge burning way) to become part of the lexicon.  Reality bites.

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Mariah Carrey wants in as judge on American Idol

 

 

So says Mariah’s full time minion/employee/husband, Nick Cannon.

In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Nick, who’s part time job is host on the Simon Cowell produced  America’s Got Talent, says that Mariah has talked about it wityh him before and would love to do it, if they could work with her schedule.

Ok, let’s stop this right here. 

If FOX is going to kick  J-Lo to the curb for being a demanding super bitch diva, there’s no way in hell they would even consider Mimi.  After all, this is the same woman who demanded a diamond encrusted microphone stand to perform on American Idol Gives Back  a couple of years ago.

Mimi probably makes J-Lo seem low maintenance by comparison.

The search continues…

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Teen Choice Awards 2010 Roundup

 

Another fake awards show aimed at the kids, who increasingly are the ones calling the shots with pop culture.

Hosted by Katy Perry, the usual suspects were all there to pick up their surfboard trophies for awards in various and dubious categories from film, television, music, sports, and fashion.

Winners included Justin Bieber in several music categories (natch), Taylor Lautner (Choice Smile), Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (Choice Chemistry and Choice Lip-lock), Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene (Male and Female Choice Scene Stealers – for New Moon, a movie they were barely in), David Beckham (Male Athlete Teen Choice Winner), Channing Tatum (Favorite Male Action Adventure Star for his role in GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra) and Megan Fox (Teen Choice Hottie Award).  Good to see Megan may still have a career if teenage boys have anything to say about it.

Don’t worry if you don’t get it, your probably one of the olds.  I think the point of the awards ceremony was to get famous people on stage and scream.  Loudly.  Now that you know the basics you don’t need to tune in unless you want to.  Your welcome.

For those of you that just can’t resist, The Teen Choice Awards airs tonight at 8 on Fox.

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Snooki ignores obvious famewhoring ex

Slow news day!  

Having absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that the third season of Jersey Shore is currently in production, Snooki’s one time “gorilla juice-head” ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella (whom she kicked to the curb when she got an inkling he might, just might, be using her to get famous), took a flight from LA to try to win back her affections.

According to Radar Online, who snagged an “exclusive” interview with Emilio, he and mentor Spencer Pratt (who paid for the flight) stopped filming the reality show Fist Pumping For Love because no one was interested in it he realized he loves Snooki and wanted to “rescue” her when she got arrested last week.

Uh-huh.

However, Snooki seems to have moved on and Emilio now says he can’t believe he travelled all this way to win her back (by making a spectacle of himself on the boardwalk giving away free hugs).

Bitch, please.

His motives are as transparent as prison bedsheets (and just about as besmirched).

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Justin Bieber to release memoir this fall

 At just sixteen years of age, has the Bieb even lived enough to have a memoir?

Publisher Harper Collins plans to release Justin Bieber:First Step 2 Forever:My Story this October.  Apparently, the main selling point is that it will include “never before seen pictures” of the Bieb.  Wonder if it’ll be in pop-up format?

Basically, it sounds like it’s going to be a hardcover version of one of those fanzines that rehash everything hard core fans already know.  The Bieb says this is just another way for him to say “thank you” to his fans (while managing to make money off of them).

It goes without saying that the book’s going to be ghost-written.  The Bieb isn’t exactly the most articulate teenager.

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Is Tara Reid back with former fiance?

 

Seen partying it up in St Tropaz, Tara Riedand her ex-ex-fiance, “Internet entrepreneur” Michael Axtmann seem to have rekindled their relationship after calling it off earlier this spring, allegedly because she wouldn’t sign a prenup. 

Guess they decided to give it another go as they have so much in common.  Tara probably likes spending his money, Michael probably needs a beard. (Wait, did I just type that out loud?)

Hmmmm.  Got to wonder if this means the engagement is back on, and if so, has the prenup been signed or not?

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