Posts Tagged 'Wretchedness'

Driven From Twitter By Twi-Freaks

It’s getting dangerous out there for anyone with a differing opinion than a Twi-freak.  Case in point, Emma Roberts.

Em was on The Tonight Showand got asked by Jay if she was Team Edward or Team Jacob.  (Robert Pattinson had been his first guest and he was hanging around for the second interview).  Em announced she was Team Jacob, the audience cheered, and Sparkles (Pattinson) jokingly said that she just proved she had no taste.  

Heh.

If that was the end of it, it would have been a cute story.  Except…

Well, except that the Twi-freaks take themselves and their stars uber- seriously, which is why poor Emma Roberts got a deluge of hate mail via Twitter.  She tried to make amends Tweeting “Rob Pattinson is so nice! I was slightly disappointed his skin wasn’t glittering & the song ‘Wild Thing’ didn’t start when he shook my hand”.

Unfortunately for Emma, it was too little, too late.  How bad did it get?  The Twifreaks ran the 19 year old right off of the system, forcing her to close down her Twitter account rather than face their wrath.

Emma Roberts is probably a bit of an easy target for this sort of thing (thick skinned she’s not), but you know things are getting a little out of hand when someone can’t even publicly acknowledge which fictional character of a franchise they prefer.

Haters to the left.

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“Don’t you know who I think I am?” – Updated

 

Ugh.  This is beyond stupid, but shows just how delusional and self-entitled Lindsay Lohan’s ghastly stage mother Dina is, that I decided I had to post about it.

Apparently, Dina went to Carvel Ice Cream to pick up a cake for her youngest son’s birthday and took daughter Ali’s VIP card to avoid paying for it.  Seems that Ali has a black Carvel card that gives her free ice cream for 75 years, a pretty sweet deal. (How much do you wanna bet Lindsay threw a fit in the middle of one of their locations on her sister’s behalf in order to get her it?)

Anyway, Dina presented the store with Ali’s card and the clerk asked to see some ID, a standard enough practice,  but of course, since this is a member of the Lohan family, there was drama.

Dina went running to Radar afterwards to give them her version of events.  “The shop assistant said, ‘Do you have I.D.?’ Next minute he he grabbed my arm and took my card and held it hostage and wouldn’t give me the cake! This guy was crazy! I couldn’t believe this guy… it’s a family card, it just didn’t have my name on it. Next minute, four cop cars showed up, there’s a police helicopter over head and this guy makes it seem to the cops that I’m trying to use a stolen credit card — and for what? Over a free ice cream?! He wouldn’t give it back… not even to the cops! Finally he gave up and gave me my card back. But he told me, ‘You can have the card, but you can’t have the cake!’ It just shows how we get treated so much worse than regular people. Just wait until Lindsay and Ali hear about this. When Ali gets back, I’m going to bring her in everyday to this store — and you can print that!”

What?  No “You’ll never get away with this!!!” tearfully uttered through breathless frustration by Dina as well?  I’m shocked. 

Far more likely, Dina threw a huge fit in the store when she was given the choice of paying or leaving empty handed and either called the cops herself or someone, fearing Dina was going to lose it on the store clerk, did. 

I highly doubt four cop cars showed up unless it was by coincidence, and as for Dina’s story of the police helicopter overhead, chances are it was for traffic, but of course, since this is a Lohan, everything revolves around them.  Always.

Here’s a rhetorical question.  Who’s more delusional, Dina or Lindsay?

UPDATE- Carvel’s spokesminions have released a statement regarding the incident

“These cards were issued in the celebrity’s name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use, many celebrities have enjoyed their cards at our Carvel Ice Cream shoppes and have shared their excitement with being included in the celebration.

“Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay’s name only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without her present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanc for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.

“Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police [called it!] to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again. This is an unfortunate situation where certain people feel entitled to use a celebrity’s name for their own purposes. We regret that the Lohan family is upset and hope this matter is put behind us quickly.”

HA!  Sounds like Dina can show up with Lindsay or Ali at Carvel and throw all the temper tantrums they want, from here on in they have to pay up “like regular people” for their treats.  Also note the mention of “numerous and large orders for ice cream”.  Sounds like Dina was running a bit of a scam.  Ice cream at discounted prices for cash only perhaps?

Look out Haagen Das and Baskin Robbins, Dina will be hammering on your doors next looking for freebies (since she’s the mother of a celebrity).

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Meet Celebrity Rehab’s latest (and possibly only) patient

Having been turned down by the likes of Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, Dr Drew has been forced to go to the D to Z list to look for “celebrities” to exploit help for the fourth season of his show.

Enter the batsh*t crazy Tila Tequila.  What she’s supposedly addicted to (besides famewhoring) is unknown, but so far she’s the only one to sign up for a show made infamous for it’s total lack of what it’s name promises.

As it stands now, Vh1 isn’t sure there will be a new season unless several more desperate has-beens and never-weres don’t come forward.  Maybe the producers should change the name of the show to Famewhores Anonymous and have Dr Drew enter a treatment program himself along with Tila?

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It’s been a while…

…Since I put a kibosh on posting anything about Tila Tequila.  However, all good things must come to an end, and since she actually did something somewhat post worthy (as opposed to making sh*t up to get attention) here we are.

Apparently, Tila has a music career of some sort and has been working on an EP, called of all things “The Edge of Darkness”.  I haven’t heard anything from it nor do I wish to.  I’ve already exposed myself this year to Heidi Montag, Countess Luann, and Lindsay Lohan my ears can’t take any more.  Seriously.  

Anyway, Tila put on a concert at the release party for it Wedensday night in LA.   You know your event is a wash when the biggest name in attendence is some American Idol cast off from a previous season.  

As you can see Tila’s brought her A game (well, A game for her) for the red carpet.  Now that’s glamorous.

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Celebrity Rehab? They said No! No! No!

It’s gearing up to be a busy spring and summer for famewhoring Dr Drew Pinsky (great news for schadenfreude aficionados).

Fans of  Vh1 reality trainwrecks Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew, Sex Rehab with Dr Drew, Celebrity Rehab presents Sober House, will be pleased to hear that the good doctor has now started his own production company, Dr Drew Productions, to develop even more unscripted reality shows to exploit has-beens help the famously troubled. 

Speaking of which, TMZ says that Dr Drew is currently casting/looking for patients for Celebrity Rehab 4, which starts filming next month.  Among some of the A to D list trainwrecks Dr Drew has supposedly approached?  Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and his soon to be ex-wife Brooke Mueller, Jenna Jameson and the current holy grail of alleged celebrity substance abusers, Lindsay Lohan (reports say Linds was offered $1 million for her participation), but all turned him down for one reason or another.

Some cynics might note that Dr Drew seems to be every bit as addicted to being in front of the camera as some of his patients are to various substances.  Just sayin’…

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It just hasn’t been Lindsay’s week

The girl promised us more Lohan mayham (or was it drama?) at the begining of the new year, and this week she brought it in spades.

This past week Lindsay has…

1. Ran afoul of something or someone at Coachella, leaving in a huff.

2. Bailed on her scheduled deposition for the second time, as she couldn’t get a ride to court.

3. Went out that same night partying, then claimed that ex Sam Ronson spat in her face when she ran into her.  Linds has since recanted, saying she was “joking”.  Hysterical.

4. Thursday afternoon got a surprise visit from the sheriff, along with her useless father, who was claiming he was concerned about Lindsay’s younger sister Ali’s welfare.  Apparently, the “home schooled” sixteen year old has been staying with her.

5. Is now under investigation by the LAPDover a friend’s missing $35k Rolex watch.  Buying a $35k watch in the first place?  Weak.  Leaving your $35k watch at a friends house?  Dumb.  Leaving your $35k watch at Lindsay (sticky-fingers) Lohan’s place?  Plain stupid.

6. Now comes word that Lindsay has just been fired from a movie (she’s still getting work as an actress?) by the director.  Apparently, her involvement was making the investors and director antsy, so they “simply choose to move on” from her and will be announcing a replacement soon.

And since the weekend is still relatively young, the chances of this post getting updated by Sunday night are higher than Lindsay usually is (allegedly).

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Celebrity justice: Lenient or Harsh?

Apparently, being from a wealthy, famous family with opportunity upon opportunity handed to you is an extremely hard burden to bare and can lead to sociopathic behavior.

Cameron Douglas, the 31 year old son of actor Michael Douglas was sentenced yesterday to five years in the big house for Meth possession with the intent to distribute (sell) as well as selling and shipping other drugs via mail.

He’s been in jail since last August, when his girlfriend was caught trying to smuggle him drugs in the battery chamber of an electric toothbrush while under house arrest for drug dealing.  Epic fail.

Friends and family wrote letters (37 in total) to the judge presiding over the case begging for leniency.  Cameron’s sentence, which was said to be a mandatory 10 years behind bars given the nature of his crimes, was changed to a lesser sentence of five years, with another five years in a supervised release program.  There is also $25 000 in fines and 450 hours of community service once he’s released.

It’s a tough sentence, but I can’t help but think if he wasn’t as well connected as he is, it would be a lot tougher.

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A twist of Kate sends Gosselin packing on DWTS

Colour me surprised.  I thought they’d keep her around for at least another week or two.

Ratings magnet or not, the votes came in and Kate Gosselin was told to pack her dancing shoes and go back to doing what she does best,  promoting her new book and general famewhoring (which she’s doing for the kids).

Kate seemed overly medicatedresigned even before the verdict was announced.  “Screw you guys, I’m going home!” she said.  Ok, she totally didn’t say that.  Kate actually said “I need a minute”, teared up and then added “I am so honored to have been here. It was a good experience. I cannot wait to watch the rest of these people Monday.” 

To her fan base (wait Kate has fans?) she said “”Thank you for believing in me probably more than I believed in myself.”

Awwwww.  If I had a feelings I’d be moved right about now.  Oh well, moving on….

Guess George Lopez’s involvement and Kate’s chain e-mail she sent out to friends asking them to vote for her before sending  it along to ten others and so on, and so on, and so on, (yes it actually came to that, and of course somone tipped off Life&Style) were all for naught.

Fear not!  Kate will be returning to TV this summer via TLC on a new show, as well as the return of Kate Plus Eight (no Jon though).

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More signs of the impending Apocalypse (part 44)

The creator of Cheaters, that wonderful staple of late night TV syndication where the jilted confront their partners in the midst of stepping out on them (often with violent results) is now shopping around a new version.

Celebrity Cheaterswill follow the same basic premise, only it will try to catch actual celebrities (Z to D listers) “with their pants down”.  Even better (or worse, depending on how you look at it) this trainwreck in the making will apparently be hosted by the two delicate flowers above, Bombshell McGee and Jamie Jungers, who both know something about cheating since they’ve both previously slept with other women’s husbands (Jesse James and Tiger Woods).

Since both Bombshell and Jamie seem to have the second part of “famewhore” down pat, looks like they’re both determined to work on the first and stretch out their fifteen minutes.

Does anyone think this is a good idea?

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Bombshell to Bullock “Sorry”

Blech.

Michelle (Bombshell) McGee, the vile piece that went to InTouch Weekly with proof of her fling with Jesse James for a cool $30 000 went on Australia’s TodayTonight to apologize to Sandra Bullock.

Taking a lesson from some of Tigers whores and is trying her hand at the victim card (sort of).  Said Bombshell, “I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything. She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. I’m sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it. I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

What the What WHAT??!!

After going to InTouch Weekly in the first place with proof of her affair with Jesse James, Bombshell is now sorry it’s been made public?

Yeah, I’m sure Bombshell is also upset at the gobs of money TodayTonight must have thrown at her for her exclusive interview and will be donating it all to charity as an act of penance.

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